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TALKIN' BOUT THE SHAAAAAAA-HAAAAAARRRRRRKS!


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Stars :lmao:

Beard is good people. :cheers:

I won't be surprised if the next pucks bet he tails on SBR is a winner.

You might be on to something there, Rocket.

The proposition of waking up to a crying infant at 3:30 a.m. sounds horrifying. :surrender:

Oh, thank goodness. It's finally (and mercifully) almost over.

Much better. :grrr:

After tonight's events, I'd like to change this post to:

"I'd hate to be Ash$$$ right now. Poor kid may not get to go outside and play with his friends for weeks now."

Indeed.

I'd hate to be the next type of animal BIGDAY hunts ...

Which city is worse to live in, Nino?

Buffalo or Edmonton?

At least all six of the Panthers' season-ticket holders can enjoy nice weather and the nightlife Miami offers.

I hate Saturday nights ...

:cheeleade Bolts

I'd advise you to bet anything to happen before I get laid again despite all of the juice, but I'd be surprised if those props are still on the board. :lmao:

:duh:

My bad, Manny.

Manny, I was thinking of this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zerCjxd9OgQ

Who are Ice Cube and Tupac?

Ship me a few hundred G's, Opie.

I really need it, pal. The bald guy said SBR posters got destroyed this week, so I'm assuming I must have lost every cent and thing I own.

Herees! :cheers:

Stars off to an 0-2 start. :grrr:

The dart landed on the right spot. Pure luck and coincidence.

Doesn't change the face that I am a worthless moron with absolutely no purpose in life.

:lmao:

Check in, Opie.

Great call, BIGDAY.
Can you use your mush powers to help me and bet on me to not get laid before the end of the month? :lmao:

Rocket gets it.

Pinche Stars ... Life somehow just got a little worse.

:lmao: Stars

True. At least the ceremony brought me closer to my sad, lonely death.

I keep looking at my watch and making frustrated faces because this banner-raising ceremony is taking too long ...

:lmao:

Stars :lmao:

I cannot dispute this. :lmao:

It's all good, Rocket. Vegas sounds like a bright idea. :an_light:

:surrender:

Why do you have to kick my ass? It's not like I wanted to become the worthless garbage that I am now.

Fukk that. We don't need to Opie going on about how the Stars have the best chance to win it all.

Rocket, you better make sure those ladies come prepared. Like Blazer said, they'll have that battering-ram walk going after my work is complete. :lmao:

Opening night or not, it's always a dart throw for me.

I haven't known what the fukk is going on or what I'm doing for years now.

I just hope the Stars wind up being a disaster. The NHL is...

:an_light:

No fukking doubt in my mind that this guy gets laid way more than me, and it pisses me off. :banghead: :banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

That's the kind of mistake a total waste of space with no personality such as myself would make. :banghead:

:surrender:

Please tell me this was on The Onion or a similar joke-news web site. :lmao:

That's our first one of the exhibition season. :lmao:

Still has a better chance than the Stars or Sharks to win cup. :lmao:

All women within a 1,000-mile radius of me should wear this jersey. :banghead:

:lmao: at the Stars

:lmao:at Thomas

I'm thinking of going all-in Rocket. Checking account, 401k, other life savings, my car, et. al ... all of it will go on Ducks ML tomorrow.

'preciate it.

Whhaaaaaaatttt????

I thought for sure my bet was dead. :lmao: