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Your mom let a horse poop on her bosom while she was wearing a cape. She flailed her arms like a little premature baby monkey and prayed to the poo-poo gods to salvage her soul and convert her...

A. You didn't answer my question.

B. Names do not carry any spelling prerogatives.

C. Incessant use of smiley face emoticons is the mark of a mentally challenged individual, or a pedophile....

Honest question, who do you love more, me or the horses?

Btw, it's "shit" not "chit"..........dumbass.

^^^^ Fail........like every one of your previous responses. "Scouting"......pfft, yeah fvcking right. Who are you kidding? This isn't the NFL combine. All the info you needed to respond to my...

Not a member of PETA. Being my fanboy and all, you should know this.

It's obvious you thoroughly enjoy reading my posts. At first I was half-kidding about the groupie thing. But now I'm dead...

^^^ That right there sounded like your swan song....sheer desperation, reaching out for life raft of any kind, highlighted by the blatant rip-off of the autograph dig I had already used on YOU in...

Well for people like you the horse forum doubles as a sex advice forum. You consider taking "Seabiscuit" around the track as foreplay. What goes on behind the haystack, stays behind the haystack. ...

What, you want me to sign something for you? Get off my jock. Only in a fvcking horse racing thread can the topic derail this much and the OP still clings to whatever pulse exists. You need to get...

Keep editing your stupid posts. You must be really self-conscious that your idiocy is showing. Keep rummaging through my old posts. I can see you're becoming a fan. Aren't you a little old to be...

You're getting dumber with each reply. Why are you still trying? I think you're just flattered that I took the time to respond to your shit thread, even if it was a troll shot. If it wasn't for...

You're not very bright are you. My previous post referred not to "homo stuff," but your uptight, anal, stick-in-the-mud disposition. I made a joke, you went on the defense. I call you a stiff,...

Aww........look at that little jockey with his little weenie all pushed up his arse. You're no better than Michael Vick, worse in fact, because at least he could throw a football.

Wait a minute here. Are you guys saying what I think you're saying? That this Assmushen guy had sex with horses behind the bleachers at the racetrack? Is that what you heathens do in your spare...