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For as bad as Farnsworth is, guess it's better to throw a straight fastball at 94 than a splitter that doesn't split at 86, which is the puss/batting practice Valverde was lobbing in there.

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I wouldn't trust him either. But if you're comparing him to Papa Grande, then yes.

Of course, if you compared yourself closing to Valverde, I'd say it's a good idea.

This is literally the most laughable thing I've read at SBR in months -- and that's saying a lot.

Are you fvcking kidding me?

As a Tiger fan, I can attest to the fact that he has nothing -- absolutely zero -- left in the tank and is pretty much the worst reliever in baseball not named Phil Coke.

My condolences.