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At least the Swiss are nice enough to not even come close to send me away.

Peace out. Saw this coming.

If this German match finishes 2-0, pretty sure I quit.

Play #2: Swiss Super League
Young Boys-Sion Over 2.5 [-133]

April 17
Play #1: Germany Bundesliga 2
Aue-Dynamo Dreseden Over 2.5 [+105]

Profit Margin: -3.73

Ugh. This makes me sick. Guess I gotta find a baby seal.

Feeling real gassy. C'mon assclowns! One time get me a late goal FTW!

Good lawd if this stays stuck on 2, I am gonna Fart blood on s baby seal.

Red card in Denmark. Gotta bad feeling that is a fu card.

Half way home. Go for Goals in Denmark!

Big goal from Jazira right before half time. Hopefully they flow in the 2nd.

April 16th
Play #1: Parlay
Al Rayyan-Al Jazira Over 2.5 + Viborg-AAB Over 2.5 [+175]

Both of these are gonna fail
:(

I do not feel good at all about finding #3 in Germany.

One left, but feels li ke a nut sweat special

Play #2: Setanta Cup
Dundalk-Shamrock Rivers Over 2.5 [-111]

April 15th
Play #1: Parlay +135
AFC Champions League: Lekhwiya-Al Ain Over 2.5
DFB Pokal: Dortmund-Wolfsburg Over 2.5

Profit Margin: -0.62

Yeah so the damage got cut into some. -0.6 units or so because of the corners miss.

Yeah dead.

Still looking like a long shot.

Well a flurry of corners, at least some hope.

Looks like I'll be getting my ass handed to me. No corners after 25 mins. Eesh.

Yikes. So much for a draw in Germany. 3-0 inside 20 mins.

Corners bet @-143

So this is my new strategy. Two plays per day. Look to score two wins or like in Futbol, two goals = The Brace. If two Ws are achieved, one bonus play is allowed. Draw Project will count as one play...