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The penetrate happened at this place?
:+clueless

My wife, son and me are staying at my grandma for a few days. 86 years old and grandpa died two years ago. Means everything to her, happy af to have us at the breakfast table. And that makes me...

Hope you guys all had a great christmas, cheers:cheers:

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3D, our dogs have an Instagram account.
That said: would follow Tessie Dogs twitter as well:yes:

Holy cow.... Both are perfect.

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It is not my chair. My chair is fukked up. Need a new one asap.

What if it is a hidden feature? You, sitting on the toilet, thinking of nothing, not a care in the world and SUDDENLY

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Is Nasher the guy behind the fence creepin?:surrender:

Britney is 100% nuts.
But that is her good right.

Wait sorry, this sounds more like jerker
https://nbc-2.com/news/2020/08/11/florida-man-steals-beef-jerky-then-gets-caught-with-heroin-deputies-say/

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Jerker, was it you, you fukk?

:yes:

Not too far off. Right now guaranteed pay is 2100€ (2300$) before taxes, but an additional 25% of your hourly wages between 0 and 6 o'clock, that is tax-free. My guys keep the tip they made for them...

:lmao: Nah mate. Germany it is.

He won't be allowed. But you know what a sneaky little weasel he is.

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:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Allowed to do drugs/alcohol with me.
Parties with me and "special guests" allowed on slow days/nights.
Allowed to use work out room, sauna etc of course.
KVB will never enter the premises (just...

Before Covid hit we had 34 full time employees. 19 now. Pisses me off, because once people from this industry begin a new job, they are never going back to hospitality....

Fidel, if I catch my night auditors banging a guest.....

:machinegun: Fidel: book your flight.
Night Auditor the hardest shift to find good people. No drugs or alcohol on the job, but other than that I am pretty cool with everything as long as guys do...

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Part-Owner/Manager of a 4 Star Hotel here in town. We lost 1.3 Million € this year due to Covid:banghead:

Monday morning starts in a few hours here. And I'm in the Hotel, training a new Night Shift Audit:icon_roll

She shaved the beard.

It was always burning

Title of your wifes sextape tonight

That's what one of our guests told me today (in German of course):lmao:

If gas gets any more expensive I'm going to do coke and run instead of driving. Save that money.

Thx pal:cheers:

Men, never be afraid to swim in the Red Sea when she is okay with it, too. Some women get freaky when they are on their period.

True that my man, I didn't even realize how long I was MIA here, time flies... Busy with work and real life, got married, my son was born in February this year etc

Good to be back though, going to...

Jerker knows what's up:yes:

Tell her to start without you, then you go and finish it. Win win.

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Go get some Fidel

Do they come with a complimentary handjob from said Mexican Lady?

:lmao:

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True pal, that was soccer. Always nice to hit a big dog, even more so when it is an absolute blowout victory.

Okay, very easy win on both games:highfive:

3D, after only 38 minutes in the first half: Mönchengladbach - Freiburg: 0:6

Plays for today:

Germany, Bundesliga

VfB Stuttgart - Hertha BSC over 2.5 @1.9

and

Borussia Mönchengladbach - SC Freiburg, Freiburg to win @4.2

In all seriousness though: someone needs to give me the gist of it in 10 sentences or less. Reading through a few threads still trying to make sense of it all here...

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3D, did it come out of her nose?

:lmao::lmao:

Health benefits are a reason, the other for me is pretty simple: the older I get the harder I find it to have 2 Dogs who cuddle with us on the couch while at the same time eating meat just because it...

Trying to eat less and less meat. At the moment only once a week.