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V, you catch my cameo near the end? (Hint: I'm rocking a beard these days)

Siiiiiiick. Maybe he'll be Drake's +1 at my bar mitzvah bash


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Wasn't Michael Bradley drafted by the...

Yo V, how good is Jermain Dafoe at that ball-kicking game (think it's called roshambo?)

Should I go all-in (think: LovesDaFoodStamps) on Toronto FC this year?

Conor says whateva the foock he wants except when he's talkin about Dana's bottom bitch

I've been looking to fade Khabib for ages with his piss poor chin up, eyes closed defensive striking tendencies. However, I don't see Healy as having any hope of exploiting that "squirreliness" as...

LOL @ Clown-Can. I was really banking that the sweettooth-looking mofo had a better than 33% chance of transforming into a flame-throwing vehicle. Sigh.



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Talk to me about Ricci.

Maybe it's the hog analysis gone terribly wrong between thick veiny Michael's Johnson versus the thinly peckered Miles Jewry, but I just envisioned Miles shooting for TDs...

Yeah he resorted to calling him (and Edgar) midgets. I like the dude; nobody self-promotes in a more believable manner than Conor but his motives are pretty transparent.

Mendes would be a...

I think Mike was just preparing for the role of Pyle on Queer Street in his fights with Story, Neer & Head; FOX was his coming out party to go Full Queer.

Still could be a brilliant acting job as Gaberz alluded to, like a histrionic 18 year old chick whose drank 3 too many coolers and is "passed out" ass up at a party but really has one eye open,...

Pyle gets a Bazzie for best supporting actor in a Knockout with a very believable ref protest during the credits and even an acknowledgement afterwards of being the WW GOAT (better than GSP's robot...

Who is that supposed to be, the baldfather? Mikhail Gorbachev? Kinda looks like Josh Burkman with the mole. Wait, with the horseface & receding hairline it could be Edith too.

I'm gonna grab my...

2,000 points is a lot of pizza to feed your ghost.

Please make the SBR pizza pointz payable to Vaughna Bet Squid Enterprises

Vaughany tracker stopped around 2011. Vaughna Bet tracker picked up right after.

The heated arguments were to boost ratings for a slumping SBR... people were bound to find out sooner or later.

Nah, was scouting the big leagues. Pizzabox penetration is the Bellator of porn. I was watching UFC-level hardcore 'let me gangbang bro'

I'm fading War Machine in his next fight.

I was watching tape and noticed he gassed hard in his recent performance on Hardcore Gangbangs Volume 3.

Is he an alkie?

I know it's probably a silly question because he's from the UK (I just wasn't aware of any cirrhosis, ascites, capet medussa or varices on his pre-fight physical).

j/k...

Savvy.

Alright, don't mean to talk you out of your Cub play... I'm just not seeing much value in Cub as a 70%er in this spot but I could be swayed by a good pro-Cub breakdown. Cub's been kind to...

You really like Cub eh?

I've been riding the Cub winning streak hard as a dog (or small fav) the whole way through. I'm not feeling too comfortable with laying thick chalk on him; I just have a...

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As per 5Dimes policy, straight bets are kept in play despite round changes. All props get voided.

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When Gaberz special guests as Sacre's right hand man, and an excellent choice it would be as I heard - although it may just be a false rumour - that his CV mentions being paid to jerk off horses at...

To keep it completely non-offensive as per SBR's filters:

Roasting with rooster

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Yep. And his name is Wanna Bet (no homo).

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That would make an interesting cooking show. In every episode the meal will be garnished with Sacre's (not-so-)secret sawwwce. Make it happen, Martha Stewart!

Agree with MD. You just have to find the right occupation that suits your personality. I love playing a doctor on Sherdog/SBR. I earn $500K in imaginary internet salary while just browsing message...

Vaughany, can we get that awesomely drunken Mick to KO the Jesus freak? I'm so tired of seeing that self-righteous douchebag pretend like he's earned wins over Frankie & Gil while getting...

Thanks Ron Paul. Checked out Class Actress. Good song... reminds me of Chairlift.

Will check out the others later. :cheers:

LOL. I figured someone would say that. I mean the pace is upbeat. Joy Division is slower & more melancholy. When The Smiths sing about their Girlfriend In A Coma, you're smiling & clapping along....

Thanks for the suggestions guys. Some gems in there. I'm a big Modest Mouse fan so I'll check out Mimicking Birds.

I dig Joy Division although they're slightly too melancholy/morbid for my...

Yep. I was on both Madadi & Corassani because of the Persian Exclusion Principle: Persians have much bigger hogs than their measurements suggest because they can't fully measure from the tip to the...

I wish more Jamaicans went into MMA. They're auto heavy favourites according to the laws of cerebral hog analysis & worth a maxibet at anything less than -900.

No I don't give a shit about soccer. It's for douchebag British hooligans...

Dublin is the stereotype. The truth hurts.

Why don't you post the £1700 bet you made on Servette?

Good news everyone! I got 10 squid for dinner tonight! Please share it with the starving...

Wow. That's the best you got? Fictitious criticisms about the concepts of variance, zero-sum games and +EV based on the word of a dumb, drunk Irishman who ran out of potatoes.

I outclass you in...

Since when is it +EV to tail V?

He'll just arb out and tie up $1000 to win 10 (s)quid. Then he'll have a hundred parlays of obscure combos like Not Munoz by super haircut x Marquardt by dat dere...

Anyone have an invite to MMA-t0rrents?

I'm trying to find obscure fights for research/capping and haven't been having much luck. Please PM me if you have one.

Thanks boys

You're alive!

Not gonna lie. Your lengthy absence was beginning to worry me... Phew

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WOW. Best McDonald prospect yet!

JDS all day in this matchup. Agile power puncher with excellent TDD versus a slow footed boxer with porous striking defence, awful wrestling and OK trips from the clinch (which JDS doesn't engage...

Me too. First losing night this year and worst one in recent memory.

Dropped $206 and it could've been more than double that if Diaz didn't finish Miller by sub. Geez

In Vaughany's defence, just because he bet Moorecraft over Barry and we believe that Lavar is a better fighter than Moorecraft does not mean that he should be betting on Lavar again, even at +180.
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Good thing for Dunham he isn't fighting Edson in RINGS.

Still remember almost punching a hole in the wall for Paul Harris' coffee break during the Marquardt fight when he thought Nate greased.

Paul Harris takea down. Paul Harris graba legg. Paul...

Dude, are you still up at 5 AM in the morning for Bellator/TUF?

That's passion right there.

Joe Silva,

Y U No match Barao up with Menjivar?

Enjoy your trip to Cancun V.

Last time I was there I met Liverpool's finest, Terry Etim.

Still good to know. I was gonna fade Rampage KOTN @ -1000 after the missed weight fiasco but didn't feel confident that Dana would deny him the award if he pulled off the lone KO; he's not Frank Mir...

Gabe, I'm 97-99% confident that Barnett won't lose this weekend.

Lock it up, brew!!!1!1!!3!1!!!pwn3d!!@1^$5!!!