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if you can't live stream any serena match...watch Tina Turner in Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome with flash-score updating in another window

azarenka got hosed at end of 2nd set...

hope she can black it out and play one point at a time in the decider...

thinking you're playing against two (thunder thighs and the baritone) is...

classic "battle of holds = battle of wills" ATP...just 3 breaks in 79 (non-TB) games...

make it a three-setter but make sure to pay them the same...and put the word "tennis" in name of whatever you wanna call it...:wacko:

cmon' scheepers...serving to send s1 into a TB...and give the gud guys a chance at a double fat-payout...

update: dumb fukkin "scheep in the headlights"...

WTA...you can bet on it...but don't try to watch it...it's like goddam "death of a 100,000 paper cuts"

case in point, scheepers is excruciating...can break...but just can not...no WILL not...

keep what up?...you're not implying she's playing any better than Li, are you?

to turn a cliche on its head..."the way these two are playing...it's a shame someone HAS to WIN" :wacko:
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we start the second set with (guess what)...another FTFHS (failure to fukking hold service)

this has to be a record for two players in the top 200...9, that's NINE CONSECUTIVE FAILURES TO HOLD...

Sweet Jerzy Janowicz...that was the 7th...yes the SEVENTH consecutive CONSECUTIVE break of service...

and this is the Semi-final...yes the SEMI-FINAL of what's billed as the 5th slam event...so...

Look at the Li/Pennetta match...
Hold, Hold, Hold, Hold,
Break, Break, Break, Break, Break, Break...

and remind yourself that one of these two jerkoffs (the one who double faulted 6, SIX times...

it's ok...Istomin was unbound and returned to his loved ones, along with a small check in his back pocket...

(seems he botched up a previous "acting" assignment...and the "script writers" decided...

point well taken, i probably wouldn't have even noticed a bit of pudginess in the case of Stephens...if it weren't for the surprisingly huge resemblance with Taylor Townsend in height, court gear,...

ok...who kidnapped Istomin and replaced him with this look-alike scrub?

just tuned noticed Pennetta-Stephens at B365 site...

a few days ago Pennetta was playing "Eddy Murphy Movie"-Fat Taylor Townsend...i said it was Stephens identical twin (cuz both wear the same...

"What's so funny, HC?" he naively asked...

HC, in addition to G-vili, 1st at 5.84 (pinnacle)

i also got him for the full match at 8.056 (matchbook...net of commissions = 8.20 raw price before 1%-on-either-side commission accounted for,...

Kenz...there, fixed it...

also more in line with my "boycott negative-money plays involving Italian women and French men" guideline...both have the "fold like a tent" gene...but it can't be...

stray observation as to the SAD SAD STATE of what passes for women's tennis:

among the top 15 in the WORLD (yes, the world) are...

7. Halep
10. Errani
14. Vinci

everyone of them plays...

bms looks like she was lifted straight off the set of a porn-parody of StarTrek...

i just noticed that Garcia, despite her non-frog name is French...

hmmm...Cornet and Garcia seem to be bucking...

speaking of attire...check out bms playing now...

think she shares a wardrobe with "George the Monkey"...

she obviously is out to catch people's attention & succeeds...but the effect is NGSHP...

shvedova and scheepers playing regular "day at the office" patty-cake WTA

18 games = 9 breaks + 9 holds

a bit light on the breaks so far...but still plenty of games left to get it over the...

DTL, i just checked out your Zeph III tweets...

you did indeed post the picks 12 hours ago there, well before any of the five matches started...

so i apologize for the unwarranted ridicule...i...

simple...if you haven't posted a day's slate of picks...don't come on later and celebrate it...simple as that...

the odd "damn i had Anderson" or "woohoo i had Grigor" after a match is ok...but...

there, fixed it!
damn, DTL...it's almost magic how you hit 'em all:wacko:


if i wait till tennis matches are over, i notice the same thing you have...that the bold-faced words at flashscore seem...

the preceding post is a slightly-reworked hommage to SBR's tennis elder-statesman/humorist, EP (of "right side of the choke" fame).

WTA: where holding service (although still technically legal)...is highly frowned upon.:wacko:

but if you do...use HC's thread as as a model for record-keeping...recording units risked as well as netted, so that a ROI% can be maintained...and i suggest that you don't give a rat's ass about...

the crowd was especially rude when delbonis was serving during the 9th game...particularly before 2nd serves...

luckily he pissed off the rude bastids by taking care of bidness

http://www.bettingontennis.net/tennis-betting-tips/tennis-retirement-betting-rules-explained/

as thorough an answer as u'll ever find (entirely consistent with the short-version posted directly...

these 2 broads, Goerges & Kanepi drove me nuts, to the point that i "greened out" with 60% of the profit in the middle of the set...so i couldn't give a rat's ass how this baccarat-flop turns out (as...

damn it worked! breaking back...the second (and by far the most difficult) part of the strategy...

and the next two games as well...serving *3-1...

note to Julia: reverse-psychology...

time to focus on Goerges...serves first in the deciding set and invokes psychological-warfare tactic...make opponent over-confident by getting broken...:wacko:

a few of us have Gulbis (@1.2 = -500) in parlays...and are sweating out his attempts to stave off a Goffin rally...3rd-set now Gulbis *4-4 Goffin...:popcorn:

that award has already been given out recently...and it's likely to stand for a long long time...worst-quality most-painful-to-watch tennis ever at an ATP event at the quarter-final-or-beyond ever......

he was up 4-1 in the deciding set...then it was like he remembered he left the gas stove on at home or had a plane to catch...just disengaged mentally...whenever that happens, i say they should check...

43 year-old broad had more testosterone today than Florian Fukking Meltdown Mayer, lol

watching that match with a bet on was like having a root canal without anaesthetic

damn this is not a good match at all, tennis-execution wise...but nerve-wracking it is...no matter what side you're on...plenty of screw-ups from each end to keep everyone sweating/swearing...

115-115 in points...

Answer: us degens for betting on this crap (it's not like abominations such as this are rare and we have the right to be surprised by them)...:wacko:

First two sets, Vaseline and Fall-guy are breaking each other like a couple of WTA hens.

Maybe a few more candidates for your developing steer-clear-o-deez-bitches list.

Errani, last week's bankroll-killing bitch is doing her best to be Flipken's friend...serving for first set at 5-2...now 5-5...women's "tennis"=it's nice to share, especially on your serve...

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anyone know when Fish-Russell scheduled to resum?

Hey PaylayHT...who's this MDF capper ur referring to...if at SBR tell me the full username and i can search...otherwise a link would be nice...thanks

that hedging calculator is great isn't it?

congrats, Shari, on the savvy to lock onto Murray at a nice price in the 4th set...and thanks for sharing that little gem of wisdom about books loving to coax out lots of live-bet money at...

...luckily of the Northern variety...the ones from the Bushama's "land of the free" are pretty-well UN-free sports-betting wise...

thanks hardcoar...no need to feel responsible for :cheers:an e-suicide

that explains the "weird shit"...10-6 at flashscore/1-0 at b365...thot' both of these were "off"

i'm so "wet behind the ears" in this sport, I didn't know that a tie-breaking protocol (apparently...

i just posted this in another thread...

...seems to me most $-problems could be minimized by following one rule: lay off the women's-lottery version of the game...all the tennis forums here are...

anyone know...exactly how did Linstedt-Nestor lose to Cilic-DelPo...was fairly-evenly contested in the 3rd...then weird shit sowing on both flashscore and b365 stream...i know the match-result (2-1...