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Originally Posted by Shark79
Scorpion u got that live chat ... it would be hilarious to see that post.
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I decided to have some fun with them too.
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Jen: Hello how may I help you?
you: Hi, I am interested in opening an account.
Jen: ok great may i ask how you hear about us
Jen: have you managed to create an account yet online?
you: I was reading a sports website.. do you guys accept cashiers check deposits?
Jen: cashiers checks yes we do, they normally take 3-4 business days to be recieved
you: How long do they take to clear?
Jen: we also accept money gram cash, western union cash, green dot money pack, credit card online or bank wire
Jen: well we put them in your account once recieved after the 3-4 days and you have to wait 15 days before a withdrawal may be taken
Jen: sorry my mistaks
Jen: mistake
Jen: 45 days
you: No seriously, how long do they take to clear?
Jen: 45 days
you: Jen you're in the wrong line of work. I see stand-up comedy in your future
Jen: yes i've been told that once or twice
Jen: but those are the comanpies policy not mine
you: Do you not have much pull in management matters?
Jen: no however i can transfer the chat to one of them
Jen: one moment his name is butch and he will take care of your high priority questions
Chat Information Please wait while I transfer the chat to 'butch'.
butch: the answer is still 45 days for an international to clear
you: no reason to give me an attitude
butch: it's just an answer, don't read into it
you: why did jen transfer the chat? we were getting along
you: maybe i came off too strong
butch: just a bit, stand-up comedy?
you: I was only trying to break the ice
butch: it's tough to decipher over the chat
butch: it appeared to be closer to sarcasm