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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    (heritage your 30 minutes late)

    OH MAN YOU GOTTAL LOVE HERITAGE SPORTSBOOK NOBODY PAYS FASTER THAN THEM.THEY WERE 30 MINUTES LATE TODAY MAYBE THE FED EX DRIVER STOPPED OFF FOR AN EXTRA CUP OF COFFEE BOYS PAID IN FULL AGAIN HOW MUCH MONEY IS HERITAGE GOING TO ALLOW ME TO COLLECT BEFORE THEY SHUT ME OFF OR CUT MY LIMITS MAN I AM KILLING THEM BOYS IF YOUR NOT PLAYING AT HERITAGE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING

    BOYS AFTER I CASH THIS 2400 FROM HERITAGE I WILL HAVE OVER 26 THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH HIDDEN IN MY BASEMENT I CANT DEPOSIT IT THE BANK OR MY LOVELY WIFE WILL SEE IT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THIS CASH I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS BUT MONEY CANT BUY HAPPINESS

    SERIOUSLY BOYS HOW CAN I GET RID OF THIS CASH AND NOT HAVE MY LOVELY WIFE FIND OUT I HAVE THIS MONEY I AM DEAD SERIOUS ITS ALL CASH.26 THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH IS A LOT OF MONEY I JUST CANT LOSE ANYMORE BOYS I AM KILLING YOUWAGER AND HERITAGE I NEVER THOUGHT HAVING MONEY WOULD BE THIS DIFFICULT

    I GRIN WHEN I WIN

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    2daBank
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    Hookers, hotel room at casino, and brick of yak.money problem solved and u can't come back saying it didn't make u happy.. Sell left over blow and then worry bout it..

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    Resler
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    Open up a bank account in your name and don't tell her? Durrrrr

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    lesterdymond
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    Only guy left in the forum world waiting around for paper checks.

    Congrats regardless JIM

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    The Kraken
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    Why grin if you cant spend?

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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    MY LOVELY WIFE WAS SURPRISED WHEN I CALLED HER TODAY AND TOLD HER I MADE A RESERVATION FOR FRIDAY NIGHT AT MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM I ALSO MENTIONED THAT I WAS PAYING SHE SAID WHAT DID I DO HIT THE LOTTERY I JUST TOLD HER I FEEL LIKE TAKING HER OUT I ALSO TOLD HER I DONT NEED MY ALLOWANCE MONEY THIS WEEK

    BOYS I WILL BE ORDERING A NICE 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTER AND A COUPLE OF ICE COLD CORONAS SURE THE BILL WILL BE CLOSE TO 150 DOLLARS BUT WHATS MONEY TO A GUY LIKE ME MY OLD BUDDY ROGER BERKOWITZ MIGHT BE AT LEGALS HE WILL BE SHOCKED WHEN HE SEES ME ORDERING THE EXTRA LARGE LOBSTERS AND PAYING CASH

    I JUST BOUGHT A COUPLE OF CIGARS 15 DOLLARS EACH THE OWNER SAID HEY BEANTOWN YOU KNOW THESE ARE 15 DOLLARS RIGHT I TOLD HIM DONT WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY JUST MAKE SURE I GET SOME WOODEN MATCHES.BOYS I CANT BELIEVE THE DISRESPECT I GET FIRST FROM MY LOVELY WIFE THEN THE GUY AT THE CIGAR SHOP MAN PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED THAT I HAVE CASH

    MAN I NEVER KNEW I WAS SUCH A DEADBEAT PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED WHEN I START FLASHING CASH

    I MIGHT GO OUT AND BUY A NEW SUIT 700 DOLLARS I NEED A SUIT THE ONLY ENTERTAINMENT NOW FOR ME IS GOING TO WAKES AND FUNERALS.ITS TOUGH GETTING OLD BOYS

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    BEANTOWNJIM
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    BOYS WHAT COLOR SUIT SHOULD I GET MY LOVELY WIFE SAID I SHOULD GET A BLUE SUIT BECAUSE I HAVE BLUE EYES BUT I ALWAYS WANTED A NICE GREY SUIT

    I WANT TO GET A CUSTOM TAILORED SUIT THE KIND THAT DEON SANDERS WEARS A LITTLE FLASHY BUT ALSO A LITTLE FORMAL I SUPPOSE I WILL HAVE TO BUY A NICE PAIR OF ITALIAN SHOES ALSO THIS SHOULD TAKE ME CLOSE TO 1000 DOLLARS

    ITS ABOUT TIME BEANTOWNJIM STARTS LOOKING LIKE A PROFESSIONAL IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD I AM SICK AND TIRED OF NEIGHBORS TELLING MY LOVELY WIFE THAT HER HUSBAND DRESSES LIKE A BUM.I ONCE HAD A NEIGHBOR DOWN THE STREET OFFER ME A COUPLE OF SHIRTS AND PANTS THAT NO LONGER FITTED HER HUSBAND AND I TOLD HER I COULD BUY YOUR HOUSE AND TURN IT INTO A PARKING LOT IF I WANTED TO BOYS BELIEVE IT OR NOT PEOPLE JUDGE YOU BUY WHAT YOU WEAR AND NOW I NEED A NICE NEW SUIT WITH ITALIAN SHOES

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    z-doggie
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    ....Won't a new suit and fancy shoes raise eyebrows ? Send me the money
    and i can hold it for you so the wifey never has to know.

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    jjgold
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    Jimmy unreal


    Your a son of a bitch handicapper

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    King Mayan
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    NavsPicks
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    Your wife gives you an allowance..? You had to tell her
    You would pay? Damn ..

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    Keith Richard
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    Jim .. why not donate some cash to a worthy cause like the Whitey Bulger relief Fund?

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    bostonboss
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    guys ....look at his post.....he doesn't have a bank account and he is getting checks? total fraud.

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    Robber
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    Beantownwalrus air betting and begging for allowance from his wife

    He loses the allowance every time

    Beantownwalrus is heritage's favorite customer

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    ...


    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 01-15-15 at 09:29 AM.

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    capone1899
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    Any possibility you spring for a new keyboard that doesn't have caps lock stuck in the on position?

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    Trep
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    Quote Originally Posted by capone1899 View Post
    Any possibility you spring for a new keyboard that doesn't have caps lock stuck in the on position?
    ROFL I was thinking the same thing throughout reading the thread.

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    byronbb
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    Quote Originally Posted by bostonboss View Post
    guys ....look at his post.....he doesn't have a bank account and he is getting checks? total fraud.
    ...
    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 01-15-15 at 09:31 AM.

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    Robber
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jimmy unreal


    Your a son of a bitch
    Cueball finally right

    Beantownwalrus is a son of a bitch

    A dumb one at that

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