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  1. 08-14-09 03:03 AM #1
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    Smile Will sportsbook.com ever pay me. Day 45

    SO I TRIED CASTING SWINE FLU ON THEIR CAPITOL. I EVEN GOT THE POOR PREZ.

    (CNN) -- Costa Rican President Oscar Arias has been diagnosed with the H1N1 virus, commonly known as the swine flu, the government said in a televised statement on Tuesday.

    A doctor's visit on Tuesday revealed that the president had the H1N1 virus, cases of which had been reported earlier in the Costa Rican capital of San Jose.
    The president's overall health was good, but following his doctor's advice, he will rest at his home until Sunday, Rodrigo Arias said.
    The president is expected to return to work on Monday, the minister said.
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    A majority of the confirmed cases -- 480 -- were in San Jose.

    THEN I WENT TO SPORTSBOOK.COM'S COMPOUND AND GOT OUT OF MY RENT-A-CAR AND BLASTED THE WHOLE PLACE...




    THEN I FLEW TO HONDURAS AND SUICIDE-BOMBED THE COSTA RICAN SECTION AT THE SOCCER GAME.
    FLEW BACK TO CALI, AND THERE WAS STILL NO CHECK IN THE MAIL.

    SO I TRIED CALLING THEIR 800 NUMBER AGAIN, AND BELINDA SAID OH YEAH WE PROCESSED YOUR CHECK. I WAS WORRIED IT COULDN'T BE PROCESSED ON A SUNDAY, BUT SHE SAID THAT YEAH, IT WOULD JUST START THE MONDAY AFTER.
    SO SHE SAID I WOULD GET MY CHECK TOMMORROW BUT I SAID DID YOU SEND IT REGULAR MAIL, AND SHE SAID YES, SO THERE YOU GO. I JUST CALL AND START TALKING SPANISH, AND I GET THE ANSWER I WANTED.

    I'LL LET YOU GUYS KNOW. WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, BUST OUT SOME espanol.
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  2. 08-14-09 07:29 PM #2
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    THEY PAID ME!

    SPORTSBOOK.COM FINALLY PAID ME. I REQUESTED MY CHECK JULY 1ST.
    TODAY IS AUGUST 14.

    THAT WAS AWFUL, BUT AT LEAST IT'S OVER CUZ I'M BANNED 4 MY SKILS.
    AND NO BITCH I don't cheat, I go 70-80% because i'm not like you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GELATINOUS CUBE View Post
    THEY PAID ME!

    SPORTSBOOK.COM FINALLY PAID ME. I REQUESTED MY CHECK JULY 1ST.
    TODAY IS AUGUST 14.

    THAT WAS AWFUL, BUT AT LEAST IT'S OVER CUZ I'M BANNED 4 MY SKILS.
    AND NO BITCH I don't cheat, I go 70-80% because i'm not like you.
    So you received your $2,500 cheque. Fair play to you. Also, I seriously do not believe you were banned for winning $2,500
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  4. 08-18-09 03:08 PM #4
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    How much did you win total for them to kick you out?

    By the way gelatenous cube do you post on another gambling forum?
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  5. 08-18-09 05:53 PM #5
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    Stop Why do you think i got cut off? 50% parlay win percentage? On 2 teamers?

    100% WIN PERCENTAGE ON 3 TEAMERS? BEING A BENDEJO? SORRY, BUT IF A BOOKIE OWES ME MONEY, I TREAT EM JUST LIKE A BUSINESS PARTNER THAT OWES ME MONEY. I'M NOT REAL FRIENDLY. BUT I TRIED BENG FRIENDLY, I TRIED SPEAKING SPANISH, I WAS MEAN AND INTIMIDATING, I WAS NON-CHALANT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MADE THEM FINALLY PAY. BUT I'M GLAD ITS OVER!
    THANKS FOR YOUR HELP IRISH, NO I DON'T CHEAT. OZZIE GUILLEN CALLS ME SOME TIMES, AND I CALL HIM FROM PAYPHONES, BUT I CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND HIS TIP OFFS.. HE'S LIKE 'TOMAS, TAKE THE UNDVER. I'M LIKE TAKE THE UNDER? HE SAID NO TAKE THE ODOR. I SAY WHATS GONNA HAPPEN OZZIE? THE OVER OR THE UNDER. HE SAYS CHU SEE TOMAS, ITZ A GONNA BE AN UNVER. I SAY OVER? HE SAYS NO THE ODOR.

    SO, NO I HAVE TO HANDICAP FOR A FEW HOURS, AND THEN BEAT LIKE 55%. WOW THAT'S SO HARD.

    VODKA. I ONLY WON A COUPLE HUNDRED. I DON'T POST ELSEWHERE. I THINK I USED TO, BUT MY PICKS WERE TOO VENOMOUS.
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    They sent me a $2500 check. 1-2 weeks they say, so let's see what happens.
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    Well, they, the csrs at the oasa plant in san jose, costa rica send a request to efs, electronic financial systems, which is a money converter in st. Johns, antigua. In the carribean. Efs, converts the money to whatever kind of currency you get, and then they mail it from one of their affiliated banks to your place.
    Do you have an address? I know that's personal. I live on the run, so i only have mailboxes. If you have an address, they'll probably send it by express mail.

    Still, it increases the risk ,when you sign up to a book that is losers only. Because, even if you win, and you get paid, you still give up your time and your bank info. Then you get banned, all for a small payout.

    I figured that was what would happen, but i felt like trying it anyway.
    Now, uncle sam won't even let me buy in. So, its tj or vegasss!

    but when you win % increases with your parlay size, books are gonna ditch you quick.

    p.s. That justin guy actin like he knows about kidnapping, huh. That's nothing to joke about, but if he talks about it, he don't do it.
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  8. 08-18-09 06:22 PM #8
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    Hope they don't ban me but I wonder what is the most they have paid out to someone and not banned them.
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  9. 08-18-09 07:05 PM #9
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    The metal vocalist won't sing r + b no matter how much he's pushed. Gotta go i'm off to my fencing competion! Then i have another date with man gaga. Does that make me tri-sexual?

    Again, in all fairness, sportsbook.com finally paid me. Thank you and goodbye.
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