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    Cristiano Ronaldo's doppelgänger

    PHOTOS: Iraqi football unearths stunning Cristiano Ronaldo look-alike.

    Cristiano Ronaldo has a body double in northern Iraq’s Soran region named Biwar Abdullah, and the man is somewhat of a celebrity in those parts.

    Biwar Abdullah enjoys celebrity status in Iraq thanks to his uncanny resemblance to Juventus superstar Cristiano Ronaldo. And to cap it off, he’s an amateur footballer too.

    “A lot of people tell me that I look like Cristiano Ronaldo, despite the fact that I’m an Arab, Kurdish ” he told Yahoo Sport.

    “The important thing is that I get to meet him one day,” he added.

    Biwar often times gets stopped on the street and asked for selfies by a football mad country. He hails from a poor family and works in the construction site to make ends meet.

    Here are some photos of Abdullah so you can see for yourself.









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    guy gets a lot of tail

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    I would pay 100,000 to get a skin tight mask of Ronaldo for my face

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would pay 100,000 to get a skin tight mask of Ronaldo for my face
    That's not a weird thing to say at all. Perfectly normal and uncreepy, that remark.

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    Uncanny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JacketFan81 View Post
    Uncanny?
    No, no... Uncreepy I said. Can you read, boy? Do they learn ya any spelling at that there fancy Tech school?

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    It literally says "uncanny" bud. Try again.

    Did you read the article?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    That's not a weird thing to say at all. Perfectly normal and uncreepy, that remark.
    Oh! I see what happened! You thought I gave a flying penetrate about your opinion!

    My bad. He looks nothing like C. Ronaldo. That was my point. But I'm glad you think that I think your BS posts are relevant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JacketFan81 View Post
    It literally says "uncanny" bud. Try again.

    Did you read the article?
    My post doesn't, you big sword swallower!

    Maybe the OP does but why would you single out that word anyways? If makes perfect sense in it's context.

    Man these Southerners, I swear... we gotta build a wall to keep their illiteracy from seeping into the Union states.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    My post doesn't, you big sword swallower!

    Maybe the OP does but why would you single out that word anyways? If makes perfect sense in it's context.

    Man these Southerners, I swear... we gotta build a wall to keep their illiteracy from seeping into the Union states.
    Enjoy your 7th grade education, bud

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    Quote Originally Posted by JacketFan81 View Post
    Oh! I see what happened! You thought I gave a flying penetrate about your opinion!

    My bad. He looks nothing like C. Ronaldo. That was my point. But I'm glad you think I think your BS posts are relevant.
    Wow, you're slow as molasses.

    When the light turns green and you're contemplating what your next move should be, it's probably back to red before your foot can find the gas.

    Never seen a bigger dummyface than you in my whole entire life!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    guy gets a lot of tail
    This guy bangs all of the Iraqi pussy, Sammy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Wow, you're slow as molasses.

    When the light turns green and you're contemplating what your next move should be, it's probably back to red before your foot can find the gas.

    Never seen a bigger dummyface than you in my whole entire life!!!!
    Well... You told me. I'll just retire into the background and recognize the presence of a better man, I guess. I appreciate the life lesson. I'm clearly not ready for the big leagues of shitposting. My eyes are open now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JacketFan81 View Post
    Well... You told me. I'll just retire into the background and recognize the presence of a better man, I guess. I appreciate the life lesson. I'm clearly not ready for the big leagues of shitposting. My eyes are open now.
    Well at least you know when to hoist the white flag, you dirty ol' droolbag. If you ever get a hankering to be publicly whipped about like eggs before the beater, get lippy with me again and I'll duly oblige.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Well at least you know when to hoist the white flag, you dirty ol' droolbag. If you ever get a hankering to be publicly whipped about like eggs before the beater, get lippy with me again and I'll duly oblige.
    This is the highlight of my day. Thank you. I've learned so much about you. 🤣🤣🤣

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    I'm SBR's G.O.A.T.

    It's unanimous.

    It's a consensus.

    It's unequivocal.

    It's unassailable.

    It's unimpeachable.

    It's impregnable.

    It's a boy!!!

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    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Have another one, and you know.... Drive home.

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    We have a groupie here, fellas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would pay 100,000 to get a skin tight mask of Ronaldo for my face
    Yes..


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    THe 2nd and 3rd one do, but not the 1st and 4th.

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