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    Please spend five minutes watching a comedic legend that was taken way too young:

    For all you young kids out there, this guy was the best...



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    He was the right comic at the right time.

    A comedian that took excess and pagantry to a cerebral level.

    He was a smart man's Andrew Dice Clay.

    Unfortunately IMO, his stuff didn't hold up as well 25 years later (like Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Bill Cosby).

    Sam is a top 10 comedian of the last 25 years, but not all time.

    Great video regardless!

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    Sam was hilarious and I loved his choice of women: strippers, whores & emotional wrecks (Jessica Hahn, anyone?)

    Guy after my own heart......

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    A true professional, thanks Giant.

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    Sadly I remember him most from his appearances on married with children.

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    One of my favorite Sam moments was when he went nuts in Back to School.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    For all you young kids out there, this guy was the best...



    Great mind

    Loved jis Howard Stern appearances

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    It's a shame he and I can't trade places ...

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    Guy was great. Had a unique style that will never been seen again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Sadly I remember him most from his appearances on married with children.
    Great episode
    Als guardian angel


    Best line ( in alternate world )

    Peg: I saved myself for marriage
    Al: Aw CMon....the football team retired HER JERSEY !

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    Sam was one of the best! I think of him and his jokes often and smile every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Sadly I remember him most from his appearances on married with children.



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    Just not funny to me, a lot of yelling...could be because I'm not married or never close, who knows. Al Bundy one cracks me up though...the yelling bugs me with Kinison. Obnoxious

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    Stick to something more your speed, Cuse.

    I hear Sarah Silverman is about to go on tour.

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    I agree with Al Bundy on the not being born thing ... Except instead of sometimes, it's constantly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    I agree with Al Bundy on the not being born thing ... Except instead of sometimes, it's constantly.
    Cheer up! It could be worse.

    You could be Amish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    I agree with Al Bundy on the not being born thing ... Except instead of sometimes, it's constantly.
    Are you on antidepressants, Parlay?

    If not, why not?

    I think this could be a chemical problem cleared up with the little medication.

    Let's make this happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Stick to something more your speed, Cuse.

    I hear Sarah Silverman is about to go on tour.


    I know Giant, how dare I not like what you do. Expected response, sorry for dissenting from the almighty.
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    Cuse pal... here's a hundo so ya can run it up and buy some Vivid Seats from SBR for a Sarah/Carrot Top parlay

    Maybe some even left over for a Bieber show?

    Take parlayininHTown... he'd really enjoy it

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post


    Forgot the line about Kelly failing lunch in High School

    Great links TheGiant
    Thanks



    Any word from Seaweed in Frankfurt,
    How is he settling in?

    hopefully he will be posting here again soon and frequently.

    The site, especially this forum, loses so much when he isn't around

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    Unreal

    Buried for hating jokes yelled at me...maybe it's a childhood issue.



    I'll show Parlayin around, maybe take him to Lookers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go Rangers View Post
    Forgot the line about Kelly failing lunch in High School

    Great links TheGiant
    Thanks



    Any word from Seaweed in Frankfurt,
    How is he settling in?

    hopefully he will be posting here again soon and frequently.

    The site, especially this forum, loses so much when he isn't around
    I'm glad you found the videos enjoyable.

    That's what this site is all about, sharing and appreciating what others give. I'm going to be looking for some clean comedians for Cuse to enjoy. Maybe Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Cosby will be more to his liking. Possibly a clean ventriloquist or something.

    As for Seaweed, I haven't heard from him in several days. Last I heard he was working some deals in Frankfurt, and getting his home life setup. I'm sure he'll be back in the next week or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Answer me or I'm going to assume you get laid more than anyone here.

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    Giant, I don't think it's a great idea to take anti-depressants and smoke weed.

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    Might be time to quit the weed, Parlay.

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    Parlayin... let cuse take ya to Lookers, pal

    Yeah it's a run-down dive and not up to my usual Providence/Mass standards (claustrophobic bar area) BUT, if ya know what you're doing, T.O. is definitely available.

    Here's a music vid shot inside Lookers. The blonde is Farrah, been there forever. Tell her BiTe sent ya


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Might be time to quit the weed, Parlay.

    Absolutely not. It's the only thing keeping me alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm glad you found the videos enjoyable.

    That's what this site is all about, sharing and appreciating what others give. I'm going to be looking for some clean comedians for Cuse to enjoy. Maybe Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Cosby will be more to his liking. Possibly a clean ventriloquist or something.

    As for Seaweed, I haven't heard from him in several days. Last I heard he was working some deals in Frankfurt, and getting his home life setup. I'm sure he'll be back in the next week or so.
    Maybe mix in some Bill Engvall and Red Buttons material too

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    Yes Sam was awesome for his time.

    Unfortunately in today's world people would look down on him because he's too politically incorrect.

    Cheers to Sam Kinison!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Parlayin... let cuse take ya to Lookers, pal

    Yeah it's a run-down dive and not up to my usual Providence/Mass standards (claustrophobic bar area) BUT, if ya know what you're doing, T.O. is definitely available.

    Here's a music vid shot inside Lookers. The blonde is Farrah, been there forever. Tell her BiTe sent ya


    Problem is I don't know what I'm doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Parlayin... let cuse take ya to Lookers, pal

    Yeah it's a run-down dive and not up to my usual Providence/Mass standards (claustrophobic bar area) BUT, if ya know what you're doing, T.O. is definitely available.

    Here's a music vid shot inside Lookers. The blonde is Farrah, been there forever. Tell her BiTe sent ya




    Thats the worst video I have ever seen.

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    The GIANT NATION. WTF man you win the lottery or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm glad you found the videos enjoyable.

    That's what this site is all about, sharing and appreciating what others give. I'm going to be looking for some clean comedians for Cuse to enjoy. Maybe Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Cosby will be more to his liking. Possibly a clean ventriloquist or something.

    As for Seaweed, I haven't heard from him in several days. Last I heard he was working some deals in Frankfurt, and getting his home life setup. I'm sure he'll be back in the next week or so.


    I can't do Bill Cosby at all and Jeff Dunham is probably the worst comedian of all-time so ventriloquist is out. I'm more into something like Mitch Hedberg and for someone loud, Bill Burr.

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