Half a trillion dollars on the colts! Who's with me?
That's right people! The great prophet Stu Feiner has made a 500 MILLION DIME play on Indy. I'm a regular better so to me, a dime is a grand. Feiner must be the real deal he yells that he is so he surely calls a dime 1,000 bucks...therefore I have to put 500 BILLION DOLLARS on the game! Who's with me???
Since it makes so much sense to have such a play I'm applying to President Obama to issue a second stimulus package all to me to finance this wager!