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    Thumbs up Gumps play 1/7

    My name's Gump, Forrest Gump. I hate to say this in the middle of your BCS party. Mama said theres a man named Brandon Link or Lang or somethin' like that. He's not a very smart man. He said we were gonna win this game so that means were *UCKED! Mama always has a way of explainin' things so I can understand them!

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    Immediately following former Tide All-American Gumps remarks Coach Saban beat the *hit out of his wife & sister with an Alabama two for one knockout punch!

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    I hope it was the best shrimp in the whole wide world, BubbaGump Shrimp!

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    Alabamas Coast Guard Auxillary is already beefing up forces around the gulf shore for the mass hysteria that will ensue when the Tide gets defeated tonight.

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