My name's Gump, Forrest Gump. I hate to say this in the middle of your BCS party. Mama said theres a man named Brandon Link or Lang or somethin' like that. He's not a very smart man. He said we were gonna win this game so that means were *UCKED! Mama always has a way of explainin' things so I can understand them!
Immediately following former Tide All-American Gumps remarks Coach Saban beat the *hit out of his wife & sister with an Alabama two for one knockout punch!
Alabamas Coast Guard Auxillary is already beefing up forces around the gulf shore for the mass hysteria that will ensue when the Tide gets defeated tonight.