Sammy Jankus Reverse Barometer

I rate my plays 3, 4 and 5 stars. Always play the OTHER SIDE of my game writeups.

San Antonio at Chicago 8:05 PM ET
5* (502) CHICAGO (+3)

OH… MY… GOD… this is gonna be such a rout that ol' Sammy's dragging out the deed on my mobile home so I can get a bank loan this afternoon and LOAD UP on a sure thing! The Spurs made mincemeat out of a solid New Orleans team last night and get this – Super Spur Tim Duncan only scored 9 frickin' point! That's right, SIX Spurs scored in double figures in the 113-96 whipping of the Hornets and Duncan was so busy grabbing rebounds that he wasn't one of them. Wow… if these guys can pound a quality team like N.O. without a major contribution from Duncan, just think what they can do to a second-rate bunch like these Bulls! Plus, San Antonio will be riding a wave of momentum off yesterday's win while Chicago is playing its FIRST game of the new season. I'm convinced the jingle-jangle boys from old San An-tone will DESTROY the Bulls tonight – so your play (and believe me, I feel awful doing this to you) is on CHICAGO.