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    Ever banged a hotel maid?

    Is it even possible? I'm guessing that for $100-$200 you could get a quickie? Anybody ever pull this off? I'd like to hear stories.

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    Two or three times.........

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    Does it count if you worked at the hotel? Or just if your staying there as a guest?

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    Have you seen the average hotel maid?!?! Way to go FH....I guess.

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    After you finish then you immediately say "now clean this shithole up."

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    Quote Originally Posted by onl˛ˇker View Post
    Does it count if you worked at the hotel? Or just if your staying there as a guest?
    I'm talking about staying there as a guest. I'm guessing the maids are only making minimum wage + tips. And most people do not tip their maids like they should, so would they have a little action on the side for extra income?

    Lets hear your story, FH.

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    I had a maid proposition me once in Baton Rouge. I thought it was a scam so I packed my shit and snagged a riverboat up to Tunica.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    I'm talking about staying there as a guest. I'm guessing the maids are only making minimum wage + tips. And most people do not tip their maids like they should, so would they have a little action on the side for extra income?

    Lets hear your story, FH.
    Ok, but I've railed out 2 Thai maids. Just for the record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post
    I had a maid proposition me once in Baton Rouge. I thought it was a scam so I packed my shit and snagged a riverboat up to Tunica.
    Madcap, what exactly was her proposition?

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    Keeping with the Seinfeld theme, George did have sex with the cleaning woman in his office. He woulda got away with it too if he didn't give her a cashmere sweater with a red dot on it.
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    i clicked my way in here expecting to see pictures

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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    Have you seen the average hotel maid?!?! Way to go FH....I guess.
    Most look like this or worse. Way to go FH.


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    I can see most of you have never stayed in many motels across this great country..........if you believe there are no good looking maids, you would be sadly mistaken.

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    I was in Cinci for the Hoinkie. After i checked in I got some guy banging on my door telling me I got room service. I tell him I didn't order anything and he says "just accept it and see whats inside--no charge!" I open the top and under are some baked goods and coffee etc and a note with a phone number. Note says to call front desk and ask for Jill if i want to thank someone for the snacks. I call the desk as told and Jill answers. She was the check in girl at the counter. She invited me and friends to go out with her and her friends to a local club that night. Does that qualify Dad? she technically wasn't a maid. I still remember thrill Jill!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Video of JJGold playing with his maids: JJ Vid (NSFW!!!!!)
    dad that vid is sick ad fuk

    im going to puke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Madcap, what exactly was her proposition?
    I couldn't tell. I was stumbling home drunk and she followed me up into my room like she was going to change the linens, but she just kept screeching in some creole-spanglish ramble about "sex" with the words "give," "me," and "you," while rubbing her hands all over her titties and my johnson. Something told me she was up to no good. I was way out of her league. Either she thought I was a jiggalo, or she was going to drug me mid-coitus and make off with my watch and roll. And there had been some bushy overgrown ogre milling about downstairs for no damned reason. It didn't add up.

    So I backed her up to the bureau, slid my left hand up her shirt and under her bra, leaned in for a kiss, and then reared back with my right hand now holding my H/K .45 compact and aimed it at her head and told her to scram. She buggered off, I threw my shit in my bag and fled for the docks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whippit View Post
    i clicked my way in here expecting to see pictures
    Whippit, maybe this is what you were looking for? House Keeping!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Video of JJGold playing with his maids:

    JJ Vid (NSFW!!!!!)
    hahahahah, fukkin classic

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    Not me

    Never ever been propositioned

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not me

    Never ever been propositioned
    Common! How you gonna say that not you, Gold???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Is it even possible? I'm guessing that for $100-$200 you could get a quickie? Anybody ever pull this off? I'd like to hear stories.
    $100 -$200 my maid only paid me $50 to bang her.

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    dad... how do you know if it was jj... you couldn't see his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    Keeping with the Seinfeld theme, George did have sex with the cleaning woman in his office. He woulda got away with it too if he didn't give her a cashmere sweater with a red dot on it.
    Was that wrong? Is that Frowned upon? I gotta plead ignorance on this one....If I had known that type of thing was frowned upon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    dad... how do you know if it was jj... you couldn't see his face.
    Zam, That was Gold's voice in the last clip. "OMG OMG". And look at the body. Look up some of Gold's older videos where he is dancing around shirtless, it's the same exact body as the guy in the video. And look at the game this guy is playing with the maids, thats Gold's style. I would not say it was Gold if I was not 99.9% sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Zam, That was Gold's voice in the last clip. "OMG OMG". And look at the body. Look up some of Gold's older videos where he is dancing around shirtless, it's the same exact body as the guy in the video. And look at the game this guy is playing with the maids, thats Gold's style. I would not say it was Gold if I was not 99.9% sure.
    It took a few vids but I see it now... good call.
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    That was not me

    Daddy I might get you banned for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by katstale View Post
    I was in Cinci for the Hoinkie. After i checked in I got some guy banging on my door telling me I got room service. I tell him I didn't order anything and he says "just accept it and see whats inside--no charge!" I open the top and under are some baked goods and coffee etc and a note with a phone number. Note says to call front desk and ask for Jill if i want to thank someone for the snacks. I call the desk as told and Jill answers. She was the check in girl at the counter. She invited me and friends to go out with her and her friends to a local club that night. Does that qualify Dad? she technically wasn't a maid. I still remember thrill Jill!!
    I live in Cincy, and can verify that there are a lot of good lookin maids runnin around. My old lady works as the kitchen manager for one of the Hilton hotels and of the 6 maids that work there, three are very hittable. They do only make at or near minimum and about half have drug dependency issues, so there are some very real possibilities. It'd have to be a quickie, though, because they are on pretty tight schedules. I'm also in hotels from time to time to fix problems and have always seen decent lookin girls there. Not too many spaniards, but lots of DB's (trailer girls- dirty bottoms).

    As for the video, that's funny stuff. That does sound just like JJ. He ain't all there, is he?

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    I have 4 times. I traveled for work with 2 different jobs. One was all over east & middle tennessee & with another job I traveled all over Texas, Alabama, Georgia, SC, NC, No.Fla, and Virginia.

    I fuked one that couldnt speak english, but she knew what cawk was

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    I was staying at the cincy Hilton once. I had some really good food and asked if I could talk to the kitchen manager. We started talking and flirting, and one thing led to another, and I gave her my room number and she came up later that day and we banged it out; I thought she was going to come back the next day, but I think she went home to her old man.

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    Profit... how many chics have you banged? Too many to count right? I'm guessing in the 150 to 200.

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    There's a sport of flashing the hotel maid. Quite popular from what I hear. Pretend you don't hear the knock and step out of the shower as she enters. Jack off in bed wearing headphones, not hearing the knock. Will that lead to her wanting to be banged, after seeing the man meat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildbill044 View Post

    I live in Cincy, and can verify that there are a lot of good lookin maids runnin around. My old lady works as the kitchen manager for one of the Hilton hotels and of the 6 maids that work there, three are very hittable. They do only make at or near minimum and about half have drug dependency issues, so there are some very real possibilities. It'd have to be a quickie, though, because they are on pretty tight schedules. I'm also in hotels from time to time to fix problems and have always seen decent lookin girls there. Not too many spaniards, but lots of DB's (trailer girls- dirty bottoms).

    As for the video, that's funny stuff. That does sound just like JJ. He ain't all there, is he?
    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    I was staying at the cincy Hilton once. I had some really good food and asked if I could talk to the kitchen manager. We started talking and flirting, and one thing led to another, and I gave her my room number and she came up later that day and we banged it out; I thought she was going to come back the next day, but I think she went home to her old man.
    I think you fuked Willbill's old lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    Profit... how many chics have you banged? Too many to count right? I'm guessing in the 150 to 200.
    I have no clue

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