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    that is JJ FOR SURE In the video

    he has that outfit in his closet, he is super gay you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Whippit, maybe this is what you were looking for? http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...e-keeping.html

    love the blonde 33 photos down on page 1

    she looks like terri garr 45 years ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    After you finish then you immediately say "now clean this shithole up."

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    nope

    nope but good question and good fantasy.

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    To be honest, NO!

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    ... you people watch way too much porn .. on a side note .. has anyone ever banged the pizza/chinese delivery girl?

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    I wonder what is the next question. Ever banged a teacher? LoL

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    i saw a couple hot maids in miami but i didnt get to bang them though

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    my fantasy.

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    oh it happens , little behind on cell ph. or lights

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    wow what a thread lol havent stayed in that many hotels .......but maybe someday lol

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    A simple PM asking Dad to cool it and moving the post would have sufficed.This is a classic example of why you don't give the keys to the car to an 8 year old.

    Wrong thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    There's a sport of flashing the hotel maid. Quite popular from what I hear. Pretend you don't hear the knock and step out of the shower as she enters. Jack off in bed wearing headphones, not hearing the knock. Will that lead to her wanting to be banged, after seeing the man meat?
    Lol, good investment tactic.

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    On a Vegas trip many moons ago a track buddy of mine and I hit Vegas for a couple of days. The first day he said he was flirting with the maid while I was playing the early daily double from Maryland. The next morning he asked me to leave early. He came down to the race book 90 minutes later and said he banged the maid. In those days the guy was a real hound and I believe him. The crazy part was his wife and a girlfriend arrived early that afternoon as planned. Talk about balls! The maid was black and the hotel was either the Sands or I.P. [not quite sure which one]. He said it was quick and wild and teased me by saying "Your a stiff, I HIT the Double this morning!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlòóker View Post



    I think you fuked Willbill's old lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post

    I wish, I need someone to take her off my hands- she's too expensive. If I didn't fuk her so well, she mighta left already. Hey, she's 35, 5'4" and 99 pounds- any takers? Guess I need to cut it in half.

    She actually works for a subsidiary of Hilton in the burbs about 5 minutes from the house. She's only worked there a year. I was actually talking to her about it last night and she told me the maids have walked in on people naked before, but she has never heard a story of anyone banging or even being propositioned by a guest. She said too high class a place, then went on to tell me about some of the shit the maids find and how nasty some of the linens are.

    In fact, just last week some dude left a bunch of toys and lubes behind when he checked out. Does anyone know if JJ is on tour or vacation in the midwest?

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    I want to fuk a real woman soooo bad

    Common do you guys know anyone?

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    no not yet

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    dam it's that bad

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    Never

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    I used to bang one of the maids when I traveled alot.I used to leave the maids a joint as a tip.One day we got snowed out of work and the maid came by to change the sheets and leave towels.She asked if I was leaving the joints and I said yes,ended upgetting her High and fukked.I was only 22 and she was 27 and married.I fukked her for the next 2-3months while was over there and got the girl at the desk stoned and fukked her on a regular basis as well.

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    yes a dominican maid in the tampa doubletree. i went there 10-11 times and i got to know her pretty well after the 3rd or 4th time. she called me forever after i quit my job and i realized she just wanted papers.

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    Pics or this thread is bullshit!

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    Pics would be epic.

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    Pretty funny. I just found this thread doing a search on: wagerweb trixtrix (a posters user name) so out of place in search results.



    LOL

    Anyway several years ago I got propositioned at Harrah's Las Vegas by a hotel maid. It is super strange to have happened, but all I could think after is she must have thought I was brining hookers to my room. Basically the short is an apartment I wanted opened up and I found someone to take over my lease but there was a large gap until this one opened. Had everything stored in my mother's garage in the interim and was staying in Vegas hotels (family is from Vegas). My girlfriend had been to room several times, my assistant at the time (she was married and I wasn't banging her) was super hot and had been to room a couple times, my business manager had stopped by at least once (older and not attractive). And my sister and two of her friends were there one day going over some business deal. So maybe it was her seeing different woman going in and out of my room. No freaking clue.

    But she wasn't bad looking, nothing special (white chick, blonde hair, fit.. maybe a 5.5 or 6) come in and propositioning me hard. She's looking for a dime, then $700, then $400 (don't remember if got lower or these are correct figures but for sure started with looking for a dime, and was practically begging).. it was really odd. Never happened, but was really really strange to have occurred. I could see it in other hotels but this happening centre strip was just strange. I just think she must of witnessed at least one maybe more women coming to my room and incorrectly assumed. Oddest thing ever, and have been hotels all over the world was only time happened in the Western part of the world by a hotel maid.
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    I wish

    I would pay to bang them

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    proper nice bump...should of banged your sister's friends though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    Have you seen the average hotel maid?!?! Way to go FH....I guess.
    She looks like she's worth about $50???





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    How come the date on the bottom of those pictures is in the future?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I wish

    I would pay to bang them
    Just go to your local Motel 6 and leave the light on for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    She looks like she's worth about $50???

    My mind is blown on that date. So this is what the 2016 future looks like, egh?
    TMS, I bet you bang lots of girls from the future too?
    Show me the way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210 View Post
    How come the date on the bottom of those pictures is in the future?
    Cuz young girls are dumb LOL She's about 21 years old right now. She works for some hotel. I wish she was working for me. LOL All I know is... if she did... we wouldn't be getting any work done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    After you finish then you immediately say "now clean this shithole up."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    She looks like she's worth about $50???




    I just want to bang this chick... amazingly hot.


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    Keeping with the thread Money - I hope it's in a hotel room.

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