1. 04-20-14 12:34 PM #1
    TheCentaur
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    Easter reminds me of something my martial arts instructor told me

    He claimed that rising from the dead is an internal breathing technique

    And healing people is a thorough knowledge of pressure points and other stuff I wasn't sure what he was talking about

    He said there were records of a foreigner becoming a master in East Asia 20-30 AD

    I said "That's interesting but you should probably keep that to yourself dude" and he hit me with a cane pole
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  2. 04-20-14 03:37 PM #2
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  3. 04-20-14 04:22 PM #3
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    Tell your instructor I have a bet for him.

    Tell him to go to the top of a building---- say, 30-40 feet and jump off.

    Tell him to land on his head, and then--- tell him to try his breathing technique.

    See if works.

    I'm betting it doesn't.
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  4. 04-20-14 06:57 PM #4
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  5. 04-20-14 07:22 PM #5
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  6. 04-20-14 09:02 PM #6
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    Sweep the leg
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  7. 04-20-14 10:44 PM #7
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    If more instructors would beat their pupils with a cane pole, the world would be a better place.
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  8. 04-21-14 12:40 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    If more instructors would beat their pupils with a cane pole, the world would be a better place.
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