1. 04-18-14 02:42 PM #1
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    A good Friday joke: Why doesn't Jesus enjoy eating M&Ms ?

    They keep falling through the holes in his hands...
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  2. 04-18-14 02:44 PM #2
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    That has to be the lamest joke in history......
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  3. 04-18-14 07:45 PM #3
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    Hate to ruin amateur hour, but JC had nails driven through his wrists, not hands.
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  4. 04-18-14 07:56 PM #4
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  5. 04-18-14 07:58 PM #5
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  6. 04-18-14 11:59 PM #6
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    Awful. Stupid. Classless.
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  7. 04-20-14 04:47 AM #7
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    poor jesus, he cant' have skittles or whooper either!
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  8. 04-20-14 07:31 AM #8
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    Ha ha. Just remember, there are two entities that died for you. Jesus Christ died so you could have ever lasting life
    if you chose to believe. The other, is the American soldier who gave his life for you to post the shit you do.
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  9. 04-22-14 02:02 PM #9
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    He also cheats playing hide & seek.


    He may cover his eyes to count to 50....
    But he can see where everyone is going
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  10. 04-22-14 05:41 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    poor jesus, he cant' have skittles or whooper either!
    what the f is a whooper? do you mean a whopper? retard.
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  11. 04-22-14 05:47 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Hate to ruin amateur hour, but JC had nails driven through his wrists, not hands.
    Exactly,

    Hand ligaments could never support body weight...........
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  12. 04-22-14 07:12 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Ha ha. Just remember, there are two entities that died for you. Jesus Christ died so you could have ever lasting life
    if you chose to believe. The other, is the American soldier who gave his life for you to post the shit you do.
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  13. 04-23-14 08:39 AM #13
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  14. 04-23-14 02:32 PM #14
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    jesus walks into a hotel ....
    Throw 3 nails down on the front desk....

    And says

    " can you put me up for the night? "
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  15. 04-23-14 02:54 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go Rangers View Post
    jesus walks into a hotel ....
    Throw 3 nails down on the front desk....

    And says

    " can you put me up for the night? "
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  16. 04-23-14 06:13 PM #16
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    "To your right little priest"
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  17. 04-23-14 07:27 PM #17
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    Black Jesus died for your rims.
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