1. #71
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    He should have asked if there's a "small weenie" discount since the 3 incher won't be putting much mileage on the old snapper.

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    In other words, half price for half a dikk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    Probably from one of his old vids, but JJ is Big Time, there are pictures of him all over the intrawebs....

    I bet if I wore that shirt I would get laid

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    Maybe if it said "I penetrate up on the first date"

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    Not cool, JJ.

    You know some of us out there actually are desperate and lonely and don't appreciate you making light of it.

    Unbelievable ...

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    JJ is all schtick. He puts on a mask and wears it around the forum to rave reviews...... Just like that Seaweed imposter, who recently came out of the closet as a total fraud.

    I guess it takes a bunch of clowns to prop up SBR.

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    i watched 5 minutes, cool vid if you did go hire her if not, not really cool to toy with women in a shady profession as it is.

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    my friend is chubby and to me not a great looking guy but he gets great pussy alot of u guys should go and make a move on chicks, alot of single or unhappy girls out there just dont take it personally if u get rejected, jj looks pretty smooth

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    Midnight what does the guy look like?? I am pretty banged up in person with lots of scars on face

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    How'd the date go? Did you fukk her Russian style?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    How'd the date go? Did you fukk her Russian style?
    His mother doesn't like incest

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Midnight what does the guy look like?? I am pretty banged up in person with lots of scars on face


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    Girls number disconnected

    I am fukkin jiinxed

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    JJ my friend is avg probably below avg but guy can talk he will walk to any girls and start a conversation i swear imo i think hes alot below avg in the looks department but when i have gone out with him i have had bets with him and he gets the gals numb and some are hot

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    thanks for report midnight

    let me work on my game

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Girls number disconnected

    I am fukkin jiinxed
    You scared the hell out of her.

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    She is probably dead in a dumpster right behind the drive-thru at a newark arby's.

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    she just got done with the eyebrow sqweedgie and mopping up after the last guy and you drop a marriage proposal on her

    unreal


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    To Answer Stealthy I am old im 53 this year. Ill be the first to admit im old.Love the fact I grew up in the 70s and early 80s.

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    told you even a bald headed fukk couldnt get a women even if he paid her

    jjgold your mother was at the end of that line wasnt she?

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    "...you're better off with a finger"



    jj - that was fukkin awesome.

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    Usually escorts don't stay on the phone that long, doubt she was real.

    But thanks JJ

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    She should have charged him for the phone conversation. That must have been excruciating for her.

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    Eddy- usually escorts dont stay on that phone that long, dont let jj fool you, he had a 20k bet on okc ML for the series.

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    Wat does a bet on OKC for series have to do with it?

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    It was an example that's its just for entertainment, don't believe everything about JJ, who knows if the woman on the phone was even a real escort.

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    Oh I already know man. It's an act. He's just pandering to his devoted following. They eat it up. It's BS, but it pumps the blood to heart of SBR.

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    JJer

    Thanks pal

    It took a long time...


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    Too funny....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    13 minutes on phone with an escort

    thats fukkin talent
    were u beating ur meat off screen here jj?

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    "im the only italian guy thats like 3 inches" lmao

    another classic.

    JJ can you make that video where you call the ladbrokes employee and pertend you got a job there? I like the British accents

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    what's your next video going to be? you flat out shooting someone or maybe robbing a bank? you just posted a video of your dumbass soliciting a prostitute..... someone already forwarded this to your hometown cop's vice dept.......

    3.2??? how did she not bust out laffing at your schshort (antonym of schlong).... she must be a true professional!

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    ps.... do you always jerk off wearing sun glasses..... c-r-e-e-p-y!!!

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    Donker your a funny guy

    I think she was embarrassed and did not want to hurt my feelings

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