1. 04-12-14 11:18 PM #1
    zooom
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    At a house party right now..

    need advice, how do i have sex?
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  2. 04-12-14 11:23 PM #2
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    No es cierto guey..
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  3. 04-12-14 11:23 PM #3
    SBRMAN23
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    Are you asking how to have sex or how to get a girl to have sex with you at a house party? If the latter then you have to be under 25 which is not a bad thing, but it shouldn't be that hard ppl go to house parties to get hammered. Find that one chick you think is hot and talk to her show her your interested should be easy from there...GL
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  4. 04-12-14 11:33 PM #4
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    You stick your dick in his asshole. Duh.
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  5. 04-12-14 11:41 PM #5
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    first step is to not ask a bunch of broke fat lonely racist guys...
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  6. 04-12-14 11:42 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    first step is to not ask a bunch of broke fat lonely racist guys...
    Hey I might be broke and racist but not all three lol
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  7. 04-12-14 11:43 PM #7
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    all four*
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  8. 04-12-14 11:48 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRMAN23 View Post

    Hey I might be broke and racist but not all three lol
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    all four*
    i basically just described myself. then added racist because you guys are some racist motherfukkers.
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  9. 04-12-14 11:50 PM #9
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    I'm classist
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  10. 04-13-14 12:31 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    i basically just described myself. then added racist because you guys are some racist motherfukkers.

    only difference is im racist against all mostly my kind
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  11. 04-13-14 12:36 AM #11
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    Did Johnny Booze show up yet?
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  12. 04-13-14 12:39 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by zooom View Post
    need advice, how do i have sex?

    WTF is this?

    First thing you need to do is turn off your phone and focus on the party instead of posting with a degenerate loser with no social skills such as myself.
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