05-16-09, 07:22 AM
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SBR Posters And Their Family Photos
Here's the first one, many more to follow.
Rogue Scholar
Here's Roguie with his mum and little sister. This was taken at the time when he was just discovering his sexuality. When the young strapping photographer said "Look at me and then I'll flash" Roguie got a little bit over excited.

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05-16-09, 07:34 AM
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HedgeHog
Here's HedgeHog as a nipper with two fathers and a mother. I'm not sure what happened but maybe this triggered off his homophobia.

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05-16-09, 07:35 AM
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Bread should be easy,just find a pic of the michelin man.
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05-16-09, 08:19 AM
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pimike
This is pimike as a kid with the family, originating from England. His dad had a swanky fashion sense and was involved with the church to boot. Dad told pimike that the world was going to end and god had told him to kill his mother to save her from the pain of judgment day. However, pimike's dad got the date wrong so mummy died in vain. Dad took the hit and died in jail so pimike grew up, married his sister and is preparing for his own judgment day. I pray he gets the date right this time.

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05-16-09, 08:26 AM
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Senior Tew looks a bit like Willie Bee
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05-16-09, 08:30 AM
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Chi_archie - Willie Bee may make an appearance later. Personally, I think he looks more like The Prick, although Pavy has told me that they're the same person.
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05-16-09, 08:31 AM
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An interesting new feature on SBR forum!
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05-16-09, 08:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mudcat
An interesting new feature on SBR forum!
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Mudcat - I aim to please.
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05-16-09, 09:02 AM
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My Cougar Wears Two Pearl Necklaces
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Wow...Taco finally opening up a little bit. He may give a sports pick soon. 
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05-16-09, 09:03 AM
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Brock Landers
Pictured are Broke Landers in centre with his pop to the left and his son to the right. They've got a family magic business and have created a bit of a stir on the circuit. Broke's party trick is to take the family savings and make it vanish into thin air. Pop's trick is to pull $95,000 out of his arse to bail out Broke. Broke's son just stands there and wishes he was adopted.

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05-16-09, 09:05 AM
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I bet I'm not the only one waiting on the edge of his seat for the batemanpatrick family.
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05-16-09, 09:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavyracer
Wow...Taco finally opening up a little bit. He may give a sports pick soon. 
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I wasn't going to do it. Now you've guaranteed a pavyracer pic.
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05-16-09, 09:13 AM
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pavyracer
Here is the Greek Eurovision Song Contest entrant with his wife who is a former Miss South Dakota. And take Boston tomorrow.

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05-16-09, 09:21 AM
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PavyRacer 
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05-16-09, 09:28 AM
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These are the swingers Bread met last month. He never told us how the encounter went.
Bread we need bedroom pictures of Robyn with the couple. 
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05-16-09, 09:48 AM
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I love the british terms ala "nipper" and "mum" Taco is a London Gentlemen. God save the queen you wanker. Cheerio.
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05-16-09, 09:53 AM
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The guy in post #4 looks like Ben Bernanke.
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05-16-09, 11:53 AM
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ROFL! That was freakin' hilarious! Taco, you have a gift, my friend, and I thank you for sharing it. You know, it's really quite flattering to be in the news like this. Here in the village I'm just a queer guy that people whisper about, but on SBR I almost feel celebrated for my differences. It's been a wonderful change in my life to have joined this community.

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05-16-09, 12:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tacomax
pavyracer
Here is the Greek Eurovision Song Contest entrant with his wife who is a former Miss South Dakota. And take Boston tomorrow.

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holy christ what a imagination this guy taco has! you might should write fer soap operas or the national enquirer. how do ya think this wacky stuff up?
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05-16-09, 04:09 PM
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More pictures!
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05-16-09, 04:12 PM
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Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnfukknreal.
Taco do you ever talk sports?
Taco you look like a tranny.
Taco you need to get a hobby.
Taco you stink.
(Just beating everyone else to it.)
This thread made me want to continue living.
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05-16-09, 05:05 PM
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5 star bomb
Here's one of the resident stiffs pictured right in a family photo. Notice that he's got exceedingly large fingers. Notice how he's got his hands on mummy very sensually. He really really loves his mum.

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05-16-09, 05:13 PM
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I like the brock landers family pic. You can really see the "here we go again" look on his fathers face.
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05-16-09, 05:14 PM
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iwinyourmoney
Here's iwinyourmoney as a teenager before the thyroid problem kicked in pictured with one of his first loves. She was a girl who lived next door - well actually, she lived in the trailer next door to him. They met on Wednesday, got engaged on Thursday, got the picture taken on Friday and got married on Saturday. Four months after the marriage, the couple gave birth to a baby boy - his girl had had a few boyfriends in the past but she managed to convince iwin that the baby was his.

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05-16-09, 05:28 PM
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Robyn
Here's a family picture of the resident SBR hottie. No, people, not Patty or Richkas - I mean Robyn! She's already admitted to being a bit of an odd cookie, I mean just look at her husband. But I'm not sure where that kookiness comes from - her family look pretty normal here. But it does give an insight into where she got her addiction to pecker grabbing.

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05-16-09, 05:31 PM
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tacomax
After God created paradise he created man and a woman. Soon after they learned how to make love to each other and the fruit of their love was our own tacomax. He is never wrong and above everyone else at SBR. He is God's chosen for SBR to deliver us from evil till doomsday.
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05-16-09, 05:39 PM
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Pavy - don't be hating that I came up with this first.
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05-16-09, 05:43 PM
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Im not hatin. Will you have done one for yourself? Keep it up! Great job so far.
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05-16-09, 05:43 PM
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And the hits just keep on coming! Even Pavy got in a good one here. I just love this crowd.

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05-16-09, 05:46 PM
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POTM Aug 11/Vid Maker of the Year 2011
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lol, i used to look good and have hair. WTF happened
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05-16-09, 06:08 PM
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onthewhat
Here's an insight into perhaps the most popular poster here. Looks like he came from a solid family background but I'm not too sure about the clothing. His dad was involved in a car crash at the age of 25 and took a heavy blow to the head. From that day onward he was convinced that he had to singlehandedly promote Bavarian fashion to America. Sadly, onthewhat was forced by his father to go to school in lederhosen every day up until the age of 18. Maybe this explains the awkwardness in locker rooms and the unluckiness with women.

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05-16-09, 06:52 PM
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Sportsgirl
Here's our favourite Steelers supporting journalist in one of her earliest photos. It is now obvious where she gained her penchant for 80's hairstyles.

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05-16-09, 07:02 PM
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You outdid yourself with Herman, Taco! I haven't laughed this hard in months! That picture is now my desktop, and I suspect will remain so for some time.

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05-16-09, 07:05 PM
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pico
This is baby pico being held by his grandmother; his mother and father above. Pico has had hair issues throughout his life - his Chinese name translates literally as baby comb over. Pico is now totally bald and he spent $2,000 at Hair Club to have temporary hair for last years SBR bash. The economic downturn means that pico can't afford the treatment again and so will have to miss the 2009 meet.

Last edited by tacomax; 05-16-09 at 07:21 PM.
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05-16-09, 07:15 PM
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neat thread
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