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    Rihanna Concert Exclusive (Videos!)

    This is the 10 part megaseries that I filmed from my cell phone on a tear of a night. A lot of people do videos here so I thought I'd make a few and show you how to really party. My buddy bought these Rihanna tickets months ago and was gonna take this broad on a date but she bailed on him, so he brought me and we got messy. A lot of the videos are shit quality but whatever. Also, a lot of tailers might be surprised to see how big of a rooster_eater I am but I don't really care... that's just what a winner looks like.

    Part 1: We've just come from a patio where we slammed 4 pitchers between the two of us. We also smoked a joint on the ride to the concert... This is us pulling up.



    More to come

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    DJ, you should not be driving while intoxicated. Or I should say you should not be getting a ride from your friend who is intoxicated. I would love to see you live, son.

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    Who said my buddy was intoxicated? The kid has like 60 pounds on me so although I might have been buzzed, he was ok... Wait until the end of the night to start throwing those accusations around!

    Part 2: Buddy needs to take a piss... Tells me to break up the blow and roll up a joint. I don't do either. He eventually comes back and we party a bit in the parking lot before walking over to SBP.


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    Part 3: B.O.B opened for Rihanna so here's a quick clip of him performing "Airplanes".


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    Nice shot of your CC DJ.

    I'll be a "pro" within 24 hours!

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Nice shot of your CC DJ.

    I'll be a "pro" within 24 hours!
    It's been maxed out/cancelled for 2 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    It's been maxed out/cancelled for 2 years.
    So you've been carrying it for 2 years just to cut your coke?

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    Part 4: Got kicked out of the arena so we were just outside causing shit. We jumped in some random car loaded with chicks and I ended up getting out and spitting in some girls face. The girls drop us off at the corner and this video starts up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    So you've been carrying it for 2 years just to cut your coke?
    No, I've always planned on paying it off but it's just never happened. I also have a highschool student ID in my wallet so there's a bunch of useless shit in there. But go ahead and try! God knows I've tried to use it drunk a few times.

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    JJ makes videos about **** all and no one touches them... I make some videos and they get moved to the Saloon. What is this bullshit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    Part 4: Got kicked out of the arena so we were just outside causing shit. We jumped in some random car loaded with chicks and I ended up getting out and spitting in some girls face. The girls drop us off at the corner and this video starts up.

    I'd knock the fukk out of you and your gay friend with the shorty shorts on if I saw this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    Who said my buddy was intoxicated? The kid has like 60 pounds on me so although I might have been buzzed, he was ok... Wait until the end of the night to start throwing those accusations around!
    DJ, you said so yourself that you guys slammed 4 pitchers and smoked a joint together. I am guessing you guys were more than buzzed.

    In the video you said so yourself, "I'm fukking drunk".

    I just dont want to see anything bad happen to you, DJ. You are a young kid, you have way too much life ahead of you.

    Was the weed any good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    I'd knock the fukk out of you and your gay friend with the shorty shorts on if I saw this.
    I can't wait... Anytime you come to Ottawa, we will **** you up bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    DJ, you said so yourself that you guys slammed 4 pitchers and smoked a joint together. I am guessing you guys were more than buzzed.

    In the video you said so yourself, "I'm fukking drunk".

    I just dont want to see anything bad happen to you, DJ. You are a young kid, you have way too much life ahead of you.

    Was the weed any good?
    Ya, I was buzzed but my friend wasn't. But thanks for your considerations anyways. The weed was bomb... Any of you guys ever had good Canadian bud?

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    Part 5: Heading to the car... at this point we're definitely ******. The three hotties we were dancing with at the concert told us to meet them at Crazy Horse (club).


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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    I can't wait... Anytime you come to Ottawa, we will **** you up bad.
    ok

    Hey, do any of your partners chest hairs ever get stuck in your throat?

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    Part 6: We were in line at the club and got kicked out... Almost fought the bouncers but they ended up shaking our hands and pleading with us to just leave.



    William, you're soft. Beaking over the internet is gay. Come to my front door and we'll talk.

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    Part 7: Sparking up a doob while we roll to the next one.


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    my junior is a rihanna fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    Part 6: We were in line at the club and got kicked out... Almost fought the bouncers but they ended up shaking our hands and pleading with us to just leave.



    William, you're soft. Beaking over the internet is gay. Come to my front door and we'll talk.
    You got it. Is your moms house listed in the directory?

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    Part 8: Railing the last of our lines... Pretty much figure the night is over.


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    Part 9: Some broads call us and we head over to GET IT REAL. My buddy just drops his pants without notice which is a bit much... but it somehow worked cause he plugged one of the girls.



    Part 10: Hungover... recapping the night.



    THE END.

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    Someone messaged me and gave me some advice so I made the videos private. PM me your email if you want to see them and I'll make a judgement call based on your previous post history.

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    Lol at a tough guy taking his homies to a rihanna concert. You cant make this shit up.

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    My homie actually took ME after his girl bailed on him... so it was a free ticket to me and it was 95% girls... but I'm sure you wouldn't like that eh tracy? Fukkin f\*g

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    My homie actually took ME after his girl bailed on him... so it was a free ticket to me and it was 95% girls... but I'm sure you wouldn't like that eh tracy? Fukkin f\*g
    95% girls and you were one of them

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    Seriously dude?... I can't even respond to that cause it would bring me down to your 4th grade level.

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    I'd also take the ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    Seriously dude?... I can't even respond to that cause it would bring me down to your 4th grade level.

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    Rihanna??? No mames guey!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Rihanna??? No mames guey!!!
    Rihanna... mmmmmmm.












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    I would have went too.

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    ^This^

    Everyone can joke all they want but the concert was literally 95% girls... and of the 5% of dudes, most were little kids. We were basically the only half-decent looking guys there and it showed by how many girls out of our leagues came up to us to party.

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    then after the party did u punch someone in the face and knock them out? I want that video!

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