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    Exclamation ATTN: Mr.Dozer and Mr.Walker

    Hello,

    My name is Corey B Trots and my services were retained today by a Mr.Gold in order to reach a fair and acceptable compensation package for the use of the JJGold merchandise you will be selling in the near future via your online store front. If we can not reach a fair agreement I will be forced to file an injunction, along with a lawsuit to stop any merchandising of my client apparel.

    Sincerely,

    Corey B Trots
    Attorney at Law

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    This cant get any better!!!

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    Trots is one of the sharpest minds around. JJ is not messing around.

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    2.4 inch penis ®

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    WTF Corey B Trots !!!

    I think the coach is serious for once.

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    What happened to Sharon Hanam law firm? They get canned? The last letter i got from them was asking if we could settle for just the out of pocket legal fees. Seems JJ forgot the retainer maybe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gummo View Post
    2.4 inch penis ®
    Wonder if you can put a trademark on a 2.4 inch pop rooster.

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    All I'll say is this guy sounds like he means business. Barking up the wrong tree not making this right.

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    He is an ambulance chaser lawyer wouldn't worry a bit.


    What a joke, no attorney would come on here and threaten to sue.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey B Trots View Post
    Hello,

    My name is Corey B Trots and my services were retained today by a Mr.Gold in order to reach a fair and acceptable compensation package for the use of the JJGold merchandise you will be selling in the near future via your online store front. If we can not reach a fair agreement I will be forced to file an injunction, along with a lawsuit to stop any merchandising of my client apparel.

    Sincerely,

    Corey B Trots
    Attorney at Law
    What kind of an attorney threatens with an injuction by posting on a forum? Mr. Trots your injuction is dismissed. Please submit the $500 fee to district attorney for your case to proceed. No further action will incur unless the fee is paid in full. The injuction needs to be notorized by a public notary in the presence of God. Don't forget, In God we Trust.

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    What happened when the lawyer took JJ's viagra?

    He grew taller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    What kind of an attorney threatens with an injuction by posting on a forum? Mr. Trots your injuction is dismissed. Please submit the $500 fee to district attorney for your case to proceed. No further action will incur unless the fee is paid in full. The injuction needs to be notorized by a public notary in the presence of God. Don't forget, In God we Trust.
    Well we do, you don't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey B Trots View Post
    Hello,

    My name is Corey B Trots and my services were retained today by a Mr.Gold in order to reach a fair and acceptable compensation package for the use of the JJGold merchandise you will be selling in the near future via your online store front. If we can not reach a fair agreement I will be forced to file an injunction, along with a lawsuit to stop any merchandising of my client apparel.

    Sincerely,

    Corey B Trots
    Attorney at Law
    I've been retained to represent SBR, John Walker, Bill Dozer, and all parties you and Mr. Gold may name eventually. We will take our chances in court. The mini condoms were never going to sell in the first place. Our motto is, If your client is JJ Gold, a jury will never be sold.

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    No way that this is real. I bet someone made up this guys name on the forum... Unreal.... you guys have a lot of time on your hands... Go get a hobby. Anyone with any sense at all knows this is not real.

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    Watch out here. I remember when JJ had a lawsuit blaming sports forums for his sickness and subsequent loss of money. SBR is in trouble here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panic View Post
    Watch out here. I remember when JJ had a lawsuit blaming sports forums for his sickness and subsequent loss of money. SBR is in trouble here.
    If it were my decision, which it isn't, I'd comply with every request Mr. Trots makes. Even if it involves walking over hot coals naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    No way that this is real.
    I can assure you this is no joke sir! My client has advised me to seek for a fair compensation package for his apparel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panic View Post
    Watch out here. I remember when JJ had a lawsuit blaming sports forums for his sickness and subsequent loss of money. SBR is in trouble here.
    Not with Jackie Childs on there side. Jackie is one smart lawyer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyl View Post
    If it were my decision, which it isn't, I'd comply with every request Mr. Trots makes. Even if it involves walking over hot coals naked.

    I agree, Crazyl. This guy Trots means business. He reminds me of the lawyer from the Seinfeld tv series.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportraid View Post
    Not with Jackie Childs on there side. Jackie is one smart lawyer.
    We are right on time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportraid View Post
    Not with Jackie Childs on there side. Jackie is one smart lawyer.
    Jackie Chiles: "...It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panic View Post
    This guy Trots means business.
    I've know the coach a lot of years and I never seen him hire a lawyer before. Then again I can only imagine the royalties that might be at stake here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by element1286 View Post
    Jackie Chiles: "...It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"

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    Don't forget hideous, ridiculous and slanderous. Did you see the size of his lower proboscis? To even call that tiny thing a penis is what is preposterous in this case. And the slander, accusing SBR of even considering marketing a line of clothing bearing this man's name. Besides, we have a model's waiver on file.

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    Shit, holy. I love you Jackie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboydan View Post
    I've know the coach a lot of years and I never seen him hire a lawyer before. Then again I can only imagine the royalties that might be at stake here.

    He is like that woman who burned her mouth on hot coffee at McDonalds and sued. She won. And so will JJ here. He has no claim to the profits of SBR merchandise...and I feel bad starting a thread that got the ball rolling for merch, but if his laywer is a new york slickster,...look out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey B Trots View Post
    I can assure you this is no joke sir! My client has advised me to seek for a fair compensation package for his apparel.
    Ha whatever, what can he sue for? Nothing is trademarked or copyrighted... there is nothing to sue for.. Unreal...

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    I would buy a JJgold t-shirt or ball cap if it was available. Seriuosly! Shouldn't he get a cut of the profits. Don't let this goldmine slip away Hanky!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Ha whatever, what can he sue for? Nothing is trademarked or copyrighted... there is nothing to sue for.. Unreal...
    While my first thoughts were the same as yours. I did do a little research on this matter before accepting Mr.Gold's case.

    One of my colleagues that practices law in Los Angeles just won a ruling on the same principals that surround the case I'm representing Mr.Gold with. The case was Larry H Parker vs. The University of Los Angeles of California, in which the girls soccer team logo was designed by a 69 year old women that resides in Pasadena. The judge ruled in favor of Mr.Parker's client for the sum of 5.34 million dollars in damages.

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