[mathdotcom]

I called in sick Monday and today to buy myself time. Still not exactly sure what my strategy should be in dealing w/ coworker who came into washroom and heard me wanking in stall. I think I will just pretend like nothing happened, and if he brings it up, deny it vehemently. I have more credibility in the office because I volunteer for Habitat for Humanity and donate to the United Way.

[CrazyLou]

TMI

[element1286]

Wow.

[Deuce]

Just tell him you were getting a hold of yourself. Whats the issues?

[SBR_John]

..wanking in the stall?? Uhh...hmm. Tell that fvck you are a diabetic and you were thumping your ass to find a vein to stick some insulin. Start crying for effect and probably get the rest of the day off paid.

[purecarnagge]

shake it once thats okay...shake it twice thats okay too shake it three times your playing with yourself.

If he brings it up, deny deny deny deny...

[RageWizard]

Go the other way and be proud of your jacking. Tell the dude that you were smacking it around in order to get ready for a date later and he is lucky that he didn't open the stall door because he would have been hosed with man butter.

[tacomax]

Originally Posted by SBR_John

..wanking in the stall?? Uhh...hmm. Tell that fvck you are a diabetic and you were thumping your ass to find a vein to stick some insulin. Start crying for effect and probably get the rest of the day off paid.

What are the odds that SBR_John has suffered the same work-related dilemma?

[SlickFazzer]

Everyone has jerked off at work.

[SexyMit]

Well honestly NO I HAVEN'T. At home maybe but at work that is just plain SICK! Unless you have a female coworker in front of you ready to catch the butter

[armyoflovers]

I unloaded one today at work, its a one-tiolet bathroom and I was beating my meat and two mofos pulled on the handle wanting to get in to use toilet when I was in there jacking my love rod. Then I splooged all in the sink and left it there, peed and left....hahahaha