[BrentCrude]

Hey Ed,I get a kick out of you.Write up some new posts and give a little background on yourself if you care to.

[EddieJones]

I went to Temple where I used to eat nothing but delivery food. I was lucky there were so many delivery places because I would never tip them a penny. It's in the how to be a n igga handbook. Then all the years my moms spent driving me from practice to bball leagues to crack houses paid off when I was dafted by the Lakers. I stuck around until Kobe and his ass came to LA. The guy had no class. He would jizz on the cheerleaders during practice. Those hos actually were into it. Lately I'm a bench player and I also gamble on the side.

My gambling habits: If my team is winning and everything looks smooth, I won't mention it. If my team is losing I'll talk nonstop about it until they win. or lose.

I believe confidence is the key to gambling. If I feel over 95% about a certain game hititng, I will bet my entire bankroll in all my books. I have only lost once when I bet my entire bankroll. I am of the persuation that a game is no fun unless I have some action. I tend to go against the trend in small bets. I have no clue what my record is but I've won enough to stick with it. For medium sized bets (10-50% of my bankroll) I must feel I have an edge and my bets will be in proportion with the magnitude I feel an advantage. All in all, I have cashed out a net of around $15k so far this year. Not alot but it's taken care of all the bills.

I am extremely particular about looking good. I take care of my skin and shave my ass hairs regularly. I recently quit smoking about 6 months ago and am disgusted by those who do now. I will borrow a cig every now and then when I'm fukked up but for the most part cannot stand people who smoke.

My favorite tv show is America's Next Top Model.

[armyoflovers]

Originally Posted by EddieJones

I went to Temple where I used to eat nothing but delivery food. I was lucky there were so many delivery places because I would never tip them a penny. It's in the how to be a n igga handbook. Then all the years my moms spent driving me from practice to bball leagues to crack houses paid off when I was dafted by the Lakers. I stuck around until Kobe and his ass came to LA. The guy had no class. He would jizz on the cheerleaders during practice. Those hos actually were into it. Lately I'm a bench player and I also gamble on the side.

My gambling habits: If my team is winning and everything looks smooth, I won't mention it. If my team is losing I'll talk nonstop about it until they win. or lose.

I believe confidence is the key to gambling. If I feel over 95% about a certain game hititng, I will bet my entire bankroll in all my books. I have only lost once when I bet my entire bankroll. I am of the persuation that a game is no fun unless I have some action. I tend to go against the trend in small bets. I have no clue what my record is but I've won enough to stick with it. For medium sized bets (10-50% of my bankroll) I must feel I have an edge and my bets will be in proportion with the magnitude I feel an advantage. All in all, I have cashed out a net of around $15k so far this year. Not alot but it's taken care of all the bills.

I am extremely particular about looking good. I take care of my skin and shave my ass hairs regularly. I recently quit smoking about 6 months ago and am disgusted by those who do now. I will borrow a cig every now and then when I'm fukked up but for the most part cannot stand people who smoke.

My favorite tv show is America's Next Top Model.

Dude! Youre the only other person I know on here who shaves their asshole hairs. The problem is, when I fart, it sounds like a chainsaw ripping through my pants; the bunghole hairs used to cushion he noise. now whenever I fart it resonates up to 200 ft away.

My favorite TV show is Charm School MTV.

[armyoflovers]

I took my last shower either May 24th or May 25th, im doing ok except my underwear are clung to my ass crack from all the frumundacheese thats built up. I normally wear a baseball cap and a sweater.