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Old 06-23-08, 02:26 PM   #1
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Default I get more ass than a toliet seat

All the bitches want to masturbate on cupcakes and sausages and rub them on my abdomen. Some girls even want to on my chest. I say bring it on ladies.

I want to taste anal piss in a tube. Make me horny. Finger my ass while I hump a sheep.

Ahhh its nice....I came on a sock and wore it to work...ahhh..

Play with my titty balls Jerry
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Old 06-23-08, 02:31 PM   #2
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You are the definition of class.
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Old 06-23-08, 02:32 PM   #3
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What a worthless post.
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Old 06-23-08, 02:33 PM   #4
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I think Armyofflowers is not well in the head.

Anyone smell Buffalo Bill?
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Old 06-23-08, 02:43 PM   #5
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Whats up Robyn?

Its all cool...psst - im probably more sane than you. Just dont tell anyone!
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Old 06-23-08, 03:21 PM   #6
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If you are insane, you won't be able to sit through this gem.

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Old 06-23-08, 03:33 PM   #7
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Robyn what in the **** is that?!?!?
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Old 06-23-08, 03:50 PM   #8
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if i wasnt insane before watching that I sure am now....
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Old 06-23-08, 07:54 PM   #9
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Robyn what in the **** is that?!?!?
That is the funniest spitting of fire ever recorded on video tape.

Tell me that isn't freaking hilarious!!
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Old 06-23-08, 09:33 PM   #10
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What language are these guys speaking?
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Old 06-23-08, 10:09 PM   #11
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Who knows. But it's the bess, mayne.
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Old 06-23-08, 10:23 PM   #12
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These G's must be from NO
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Old 06-23-08, 10:26 PM   #13
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Is Eli retarded or what?
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Old 06-23-08, 10:47 PM   #14
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If you are insane, you won't be able to sit through this gem.

HAHAHA

wow, Eli can't be for real. better give up your dreams as the next great ** and stick to flippin burgers at McD's. Eli might be able to get work as a fishin lure though.

what was up with that host squirmin all over the place? i'd have the smack him if he was floppin all over me like that.
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Old 06-23-08, 11:16 PM   #15
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I've seen the Eli Porter clip before... but it's great to see it again
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Old 06-24-08, 10:05 AM   #16
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I think that Eli is "special". This was an Iron Mic competition at Chamblee High School in Georgia. The entire clip is great, from Envy to the hosts and ending up with Eli.

Marvelous!
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Old 06-24-08, 12:16 PM   #17
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I think that Eli is "special". This was an Iron Mic competition at Chamblee High School in Georgia. The entire clip is great, from Envy to the hosts and ending up with Eli.

Marvelous!

Pls tell me that is your avatar. Wenches with knives captivate me. Impale me!
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Old 06-24-08, 12:20 PM   #18
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Yep, it's me. Shrinking the pic made it all blurry.

Jason mask - check
Large knife - check
Paint brush - check
BBQ tongs - check
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Old 06-24-08, 02:09 PM   #19
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Once that "retarded" guy got started he smoked all of em! lol
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Old 06-24-08, 02:35 PM   #20
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I think he has CP. Either way, he is smart enough to roast envy like evah.
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