[pavyracer]

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his pinis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his pinis."

[SBR Lou]

OK what did I miss the past two hours?

[betplom]

Pavy, these are all going to be moved to private fairly quickly, why not just give it a rest?

[betplom]

Originally Posted by crazyl

OK what did I miss the past two hours?

Check the private zone, they have been battling all night.

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by betplom

Pavy, these are all going to be moved to private fairly quickly, why not just give it a rest?

He should not attack me for my ailment. I have fukking Crohn's disease! He talks about my colonoscopy like is gay sex!