Time to pay tribute

John Layfield · 12-11-2007, 10:38 AM

Last weekend I went 10-4, bringing my picks at this forum to a total of 21-14. That right that my friends is 60%. I have made a total of $743,488.45, given that my unit is a lot bigger than you peoples. I believe I deserve some respect. All I have done in this forum is post my winning picks, avoid confrontation from the haters who believe I am cheating, and consistently work on improving the morals of the forum. Unlike Buddy Bear, who posts poor money management skills, tries to sound smart and overcompensate for his shortcomings in the real world, and does not post his picks. Usually I do not require this, but I am asking all of my loyal subservient fans out there for a simple "Thank you, Mr. Layfield. You have come to save us from losers like Buddy and Pags (probably an item if you know what I mean, with buddy's constant ass kissing and 'I would rather lose every bet then not have Pags on this forum' type of stuff that he posts) and you are succeeding." I am also calling on my good friends Will, John and Dan to lift my ban. The punishment is over.I am ready to go back to the main forums. I have earned this. I DESERVE this.

20Four7 · 12-11-2007, 11:23 AM

Thank you Mr. Layfield for being the biggest loser on this forum. Go kiss someone else's ass and FVCK OFF.

You deserve being left here to rot, after all this is YOUR private forum.

Your Loyal Fan

20Four7

cobra_king · 12-11-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by John Layfield

Last weekend I went 10-4, bringing my picks at this forum to a total of 21-14. That right that my friends is 60%. I have made a total of $743,488.45, given that my unit is a lot bigger than you peoples. I believe I deserve some respect. All I have done in this forum is post my winning picks, avoid confrontation from the haters who believe I am cheating, and consistently work on improving the morals of the forum. Unlike Buddy Bear, who posts poor money management skills, tries to sound smart and overcompensate for his shortcomings in the real world, and does not post his picks. Usually I do not require this, but I am asking all of my loyal subservient fans out there for a simple "Thank you, Mr. Layfield. You have come to save us from losers like Buddy and Pags (probably an item if you know what I mean, with buddy's constant ass kissing and 'I would rather lose every bet then not have Pags on this forum' type of stuff that he posts) and you are succeeding." I am also calling on my good friends Will, John and Dan to lift my ban. The punishment is over.I am ready to go back to the main forums. I have earned this. I DESERVE this.

Mr. Layfield, i am positive that the below is what you meant to write but somehow it got lost in the translation so i've taken the liberty to correct a few of your typo's and posted what you actually really meant to write.

Last weekend I went 10-6 bringing my picks to a grand total of 14-20. That's right, a whopping 41%. I have lost a total of $380 because my "unit" is alot smaller than most of yours. Nobody respects me, (especially after I called out Willie B who immediately showed me up to be the liar I am). All I have done on this forum is consistently post losing picks to the tune of 41% winners, as well as changing my picks the day after the games are over to make it look like I know what I am doing. I've encouraged confrontation by calling people name after name, all the while vouching that I am this forums "moral police". Unlike Buddy Bear who may actually acknowledge a loss or two, i am unable to do this because i cannot accept my shortcomings in this world. Usually i do not require this but i beg of you all to "please please PLEASE" pretend my past posted winners were legit, as i need it to please my ego. I wish i could be more like Pags and others who actually try and explain their logic, but since i can't i have to resort to cheap "homosexual shots" at these guys to satisfy my ego. I'm calling on the people in charge here, Willie, Dan, John, who i'm sure are tired of my antics to ban me outright as i've even brought the quality of the private forum down. Ban me Please, I DESERVE THIS!

John Layfield

Stumpage · 12-11-2007, 01:02 PM

Cobra, that is an absolute Classic.....Layfield, just keep that head of yours lodged firmly in the sand. It is truly a unique and awe-inspiring peek into a delusional mind at work. Somebody is missing out on a great case-study here.....

John Layfield · 12-11-2007, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cobra_king

Mr. Layfield, i am positive that the below is what you meant to write but somehow it got lost in the translation so i've taken the liberty to correct a few of your typo's and posted what you actually really meant to write.

Last weekend I went 10-6 bringing my picks to a grand total of 14-20. That's right, a whopping 41%. I have lost a total of $380 because my "unit" is alot smaller than most of yours. Nobody respects me, (especially after I called out Willie B who immediately showed me up to be the liar I am). All I have done on this forum is consistently post losing picks to the tune of 41% winners, as well as changing my picks the day after the games are over to make it look like I know what I am doing. I've encouraged confrontation by calling people name after name, all the while vouching that I am this forums "moral police". Unlike Buddy Bear who may actually acknowledge a loss or two, i am unable to do this because i cannot accept my shortcomings in this world. Usually i do not require this but i beg of you all to "please please PLEASE" pretend my past posted winners were legit, as i need it to please my ego. I wish i could be more like Pags and others who actually try and explain their logic, but since i can't i have to resort to cheap "homosexual shots" at these guys to satisfy my ego. I'm calling on the people in charge here, Willie, Dan, John, who i'm sure are tired of my antics to ban me outright as i've even brought the quality of the private forum down. Ban me Please, I DESERVE THIS!

John Layfield

Hahahaaaa wow there are so many things wrong with your delusional post I don't even have time to correct everything as I have to get back to work, but I will educate you to one thing. Thursday and Monday are not part of the weekend, so yes I did go 10-4 on the weekend hahaaaaa. Looks like this chump needs my education not just in sports, but also in elementary subjects. Anyways, I am off now I will be back Wednesday night at around 9 PM eastern time. That is 8 PM Texas time, which includes Oklahoma.

BadNina · 12-11-2007, 01:34 PM

You play with your unit a lot, don't you?

swede96 · 12-11-2007, 01:44 PM

Well we know he ain't playin' with boobies. JUST sayin'

BadNina · 12-11-2007, 01:46 PM

Am I the only one wondering if Kook has a brother?

swede96 · 12-11-2007, 01:48 PM

I think his name is Leannetwon.

Stumpage · 12-11-2007, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by John Layfield

I will educate you to one thing. Thursday and Monday are not part of the weekend, so yes I did go 10-4 on the weekend hahaaaaa. Looks like this chump needs my education

Gee.....Nice comeback Layfield.....Scary thing is that he probably put a lot of "thought" into what he was going to say before he settled on this stirring gem.

This guy truly is approaching legendary status, for all the wrong reasons.....

Sportsgirl · 12-11-2007, 02:15 PM

Personally, stumpage, I think your Penguin deserves legendary status

Louisvillekid1 · 12-11-2007, 02:26 PM

ha, Everybody hates this guy. . .

swede96 · 12-11-2007, 02:28 PM

Hey, this guy started with us. We were minding our own business. He's a big internets bully.

BadNina · 12-11-2007, 02:30 PM

And a boobie hatter

cobra_king · 12-11-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by John Layfield

Thursday and Monday are not part of the weekend, so yes I did go 10-4

I guess Chicago and Washington played in NFL week 13 1/2 and New Orleans and Atlanta in week 14 1/8! Please, is that the best you can do? At least you are giving us all a lesson on how supposed "touts" manipulate their win percentage!