[jjgold]

I ain't big time???


Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.

Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

Fuk her

Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old

[gummo]

I'm suspicious due to the lack of spelling errors.

[pico]

you should write a novel...stories of jj

[RogueJuror]

slip her a pill tonight, get her unconcious.

[wtf]

start off weekend by stiffing restaurant, now you cannot even stiff the elderly?

[Richkas]

At least you got to touch a females belly. Must be nice.

[wtf]

question jj, how much u tip her?

i mean she did let you lube her up

[HAPPY BOY]

why would you need lube for a 2" pecker you could slide that into a cheerio

[jjgold]

I did not give her anything, what is interesting now is the smirk she has been giving me like we got something going on. Man it feels good to have this feeling again, I knew I still had it.

She is here one more night only, they leave tomorrow late afternoon

[RageWizard]

Well you have 1 more night to work your magic JJ, then you will have to wait until another family reunion to get some free action.

[Stumpage]

I think I saw this story on an old X-Files episode.....

[RageWizard]

Originally Posted by Stumpage

I think I saw this story on an old X-Files episode.....

Your right, it was an episode named "The Family". One of the best X-Files ever.

[Stumpage]

Originally Posted by RageWizard

Your right, it was an episode named "The Family". One of the best X-Files ever.

That's it....So JJ was wheeling this deformity out from her chained up spot under the bed.....

[pico]

Originally Posted by RageWizard

Your right, it was an episode named "The Family". One of the best X-Files ever.

is this the episode?

"Home" is the second episode of season four of The X-Files. A newborn's corpse with a large number of birth defects is found in a shallow grave . Mulder and Scully travel to the rustic small town of Home, Pennsylvania, where they find evidence of an unspeakable crime. Three brothers who live on their family farm are the products of a century of constant inbreeding by their family in an attempt to remain 'pure'. The mother, who lost her limbs in a car accident, continues to try and breed with her sons in an attempt to keep the family line going. In the end, two of the sons are killed while the third escapes with his mother. The final scene, along with a voiceover of the mother, emphasizes that despite all that has happened, the son and mother will continue trying to rebuild the Peacock family.

[Stumpage]

Yup, that's it Pico.....JJ's night in a nutshell.....

[RageWizard]

Originally Posted by pico

is this the episode?

"Home" is the second episode of season four of The X-Files. A newborn's corpse with a large number of birth defects is found in a shallow grave . Mulder and Scully travel to the rustic small town of Home, Pennsylvania, where they find evidence of an unspeakable crime. Three brothers who live on their family farm are the products of a century of constant inbreeding by their family in an attempt to remain 'pure'. The mother, who lost her limbs in a car accident, continues to try and breed with her sons in an attempt to keep the family line going. In the end, two of the sons are killed while the third escapes with his mother. The final scene, along with a voiceover of the mother, emphasizes that despite all that has happened, the son and mother will continue trying to rebuild the Peacock family.

yeah you're right. I keep calling it the family because that is all I can think of when I watch it.

[pico]

i saw that episode too. that is why i am kind of scared to go south of the mason-dixon line.

[RageWizard]

Is West Virginia south of the mason-dixon line? I guess it is, but just barely.

[onthewhat]

unreal

[wtf]

guess we will be seeing jj at more family gatherings

i knew you had it

have you considered trolling retirement villages? some nice puss hanging around

[JBC77]

Come on JJ, why the f!@# you gotta post sh1t like this.

[VegasDave]

Originally Posted by jjgold

She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it.

[MBENZ]

Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY

why would you need lube for a 2" pecker you could slide that into a cheerio

[SportNut]

You remind me of my this friend i had. We called him Dirty Rat.

[nosniboR11]

come on jj, for real , not only is this disgusting but jeez man makes you look like crap

[RageWizard]

Originally Posted by nosniboR11

come on jj, for real , not only is this disgusting but jeez man makes you look like crap

Have you seen some of his videos?

[jjgold]

When your in a slump like me you will fuk anything

I want sex real bad, plus she is some distant aunt so perfectly legal

I am a normal guy that just acts on his fantasies unlike most here that are way too closed minded.

[Kingctb27]

JJ if it is meant to be, you will come through for the boys of SBR tonight. I don't want any fukkin excuses tonight. F that shit.

[armyoflovers]

JJ!

Did you go to bed with that mountainous load of jizz trapped inside of you or did you rub one out?

[yisman]

jj, please stop trying to rape women at the senior citizen's centers.

[ABEHONEST]

Nicky,it's all abut that big dick,white people back then were just finding about it,and American producers were all Jewish,who thought that they had a lock on that area of the body ?

[illmatick]

good job abe

a big dick can get you farther in life than most think

[teaserpleaser]

Originally Posted by illmatick

good job abe

a big dick can get you farther in life than most think

[ABEHONEST]

Hey fellow neighbors,Canadians,I like what am seeing on your posts .
I've always stood up for the Declaration of Independence that stated, "All me are created equal,that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights ,that among these are Life,Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness ...............................:an_light :

[onthewhat]