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Old 10-08-09, 07:14 PM   #1
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10/8/09

NELLY. -109 i.e. stl. cards
ducks+140
phx/buf und.
ottw -way -110, TO WIN NO SHOOTOUT.
NJ DEVILS -110
BLACKHAWKS, HERES MY UPSET. I THINK??? CHI = GREAT O AND D.
BLUES ..3-WAY -110. ST. LOU, NOT ELKKO?? IN FINLAND, THEY SUCK.
CALG/EDM.. VERY INTERESTING, I WANNA SEE THE TOTAL HERE...
MINNY/LA KINGS, SHOULD GO UNDER, BUT WAIT...I THINK...OVER???
MISSOURI SHOULD KILL EM, NCAAF... SO TAKE THEM, OR GO CRAZY AND TAKE NEB-3...
LA ANGELS -110.
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Old 10-08-09, 08:07 PM   #2
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edmonton at home. looks to be a very solid play. I like the under too, don't bet the over.
Detroit's 0-2??? I f'd up. Oh wiat this is the privsate zone, i fuked up. Am i don car abot punctation.
Hedge on redwings...maybe.
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Old 10-08-09, 08:16 PM   #3
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Anyway, warning, i am lethal at hockey.
Bwin stats=rules, but gl, mucho information.
Livescore=home team on top, fyi.
Go alex, go ahead... Go devils, go sens.
How do you guys like that buffalo/phx under so far??
Ducks scored... Here you go dudes.
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Old 10-08-09, 08:26 PM   #4
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Well, my first 5 picks are all winning.
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Old 10-08-09, 11:41 PM   #5
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Sorry about that redwings bet, i didn't know they were 0-2. Didn't even bother to check that.
Ottawa won, but not in a shootout, in ot, which didn't count.
St louis, i have no excuse for. Thought they'd win.
And the cards, i thought they'd win.
Well i suck, 4-4 so far.
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Old 10-09-09, 10:33 PM   #6
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Dice 4-5 -1 unit. So you guys pack heat in your midwest shacks.

IN YOUR SAFE, WOW. YOU SHOULD SELL EM!
ANYBODY WANT TO BUY SOME PICKS???

HERE: NFL WEEK 5
MIN-10.5,DAL-7.5,CAR-3.5,PHI-13.5,NYG-15.5, BUF-6.5, CIN+7.5,DET+9.5, SF-2.5, DEN+3.5, AZ-4.5, SEA+.5, IND-3.5, NYJ-1.5

JUST SEND AN ENVELOPE OF CASH TO MY BOX..

POST A TJ G'S SYSTEM W/O PERMISSION, REFUSE TO DELETE IT, OR APOLOGIZE, AND THEN POST PICTURES OF YOUR KIDS ON YOUR AVATAR. BRILLIANT.
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Old 10-09-09, 10:47 PM   #7
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Anybody want more picks, i got picks all day. Horses dogs polish handball (avs baby!!), finnish, swedish hockey, khl, j league, s league, cricket, nba, nhl, mlb, italian soccer. Send me money, and i'll pick a team, total, whatever. Gc loses
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Old 10-10-09, 12:36 AM   #8
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TSONGA SET #1 -135. thanks will. sorry for all the mean things i said to you guys. i hope i didn't hurt your feelings. maybe we can hug it out. hah
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Old 10-10-09, 03:13 AM   #9
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Default 5-5 +0

TSONGA 1ST W.
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Old 10-10-09, 08:41 PM   #10
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Money Clip October 10, saturday night beaver

MIAMI U TO BEAT FLORIDA ATLANTIC. NO JUST KIDDING, STARTED ALREADY ANYWAY.
PHILLIES -120
SASKATCH -10
ARIZONA U OVER U.W. -4
CBJ BLUE JACKS. +120
OILERS -130
GOLDEN STATE +4.5 NBA.
SAN JOSE/MIN OV5.5
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Old 10-11-09, 02:02 AM   #11
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Thumbs up That last minute intercept. By u dub was wack

MAYBE JUST RUN THE BALL, IF YOUR WINNING LATE IN THE 4TH?? I SWEAR I COULD COACH SOME OF THESE TEAMS BETTER THAN WHOEVER.

4-1-1-ONE POSTPONEMENT-ONE JOKE +3 UNITS still a decent night. I told you I'm lethal at NHL. I guess I'll dedicate 2nite to Mr. X to lick off my tube sock. I'll try to put some of you guys in here, with a task to manage.

SESH TO DATE: 9-4 +3
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Old 10-11-09, 02:06 AM   #12
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oh wait 9-6 +3 USUALLY I SWEEP OR GO LIKE 4-1, (OR PRETTY OFTEN). SO YOU CAN STEAL MY PLAYS IF I KNOW YOU. NOT THAT I REALLY WANT TO GIVE AWAY QUALITY PLAYS TO MOST OF YOU ASSHOLES ON THIS FORUM, BUT I GOTTA SHOW WHAT'S HIS FACE I'M NOT A WANKSTA. AND 24/7 TOLD ME TO 'POST SOME OF MY OWN SHIT DUDE' SO OK.
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Old 10-11-09, 02:11 AM   #13
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BRISBANE??/GOLD COAST OV 2.5 -105 late night action junkie tweaker bet. Already started though. I figure there's nothing else going on in OZ right now, so they might as well score some goals. So, analyze this in the Think Tank if you want to.
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Old 10-11-09, 04:19 AM   #14
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Gambling, Noun: F'ing off profits made from careful handicapping on Australian Soccer.
9-7 +2 fishheads
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Old 10-11-09, 08:18 PM   #15
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Default While you guys cut and paste fishhead posts.

IS FISH HEAD A PERSON, OR J7 MULTI-PERSONALITY #32? WHO CARES? OR AM I A FISHHEAD, LIKE 'roosterlicker' HAHA I GET IT. 'GAY' NEVER HEARD THAT ONE B4.

8-4 THIS MORNING RICKYSTEVE, 24-7, MR. X AND CREW. +$4000

HERE: NFL WEEK 5
MIN-10.5,DAL-7.5,CAR-3.5,PHI-13.5,NYG-15.5, BUF-6.5, CIN+7.5,DET+9.5, SF-2.5, DEN+3.5, AZ-4.5, SEA+.5, IND-3.5, NYJ-1.5

But again, I'll stay out of the Handicapper Think Tank, because I'm not a genius handicapper, like you assholes. Or I guess I'll just stop posting, if nobody wants to hear my picks. I wouldn't care. Anyway...

17-11 +6 units. Not super-insanely-phenomenal, but you get the idea
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Old 10-11-09, 11:04 PM   #16
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newps girl -155 she's had some wins and losses, but some recent impressive results. Gotta go with the girl from o.c, hope she schools the other chick. Wta 8 pm
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Old 10-12-09, 02:09 AM   #17
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18-12 +6 last few days. Well Indy won. But I blew it on a white chick from Newport. I actually didn't literally blow it on a white chick from Newport. One time I actually did blow it on a white ckick and an asian chick from Newport, but that is a story i'll tell later. Ok, well I was at the shores and I was just rolling up to hang with. M. and LB a bit, and there were these two girls checking me out. they asked if there were any cheap motels nearby, pretty forward. But in LJ, its all expensive motels. So she was like fine, and got a hotel, I went home, then her and her friend the asian chick, came and picked me up in a Beemer, and bought me and my friend Alchy, then uh, I had a good night, and got to drive around in the BM drunk after round one.
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Old 10-13-09, 12:18 AM   #18
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ArrowLeft Melzer seems like a solid play

CHARDY HAS BEEN SLIPPING AND HE'S YOUNGER. MELZER -11O, HE'S LOWER IN THE RANKS, AND IS SLIPPING TOO, BUT SEEMS MORE SOLID. OF COURSE, CHARDY MIGHT BOUNCE BACK OFF HIS LOSS TO THE SWEDE. ATP TENNIS.
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Old 10-13-09, 02:32 AM   #19
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Melzer whooped ass 6-4, 6-4. 19-12, +7 fishheads.
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Old 10-13-09, 03:49 AM   #20
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BERDYCH +150. tHIS IS A CRAZY PICK. CILIC -180 IS THE OBVIOUS CALL, BUT MAYBE BERDYCH HAS A CHANCE. CYCLIC IS 12TH AND RISING, BUT BERD IS NOT THAT FAR BEHIND, A LITTLE OLDER AND SEEMS SOLID. I JUST FEEL CILIC COULD BE IN FOR A DOWNFALL.

SALAVAT -230 + OVER 5.5 -115 RUSSIAN KHL. SALAVAT SHOULD ABSOLUTELY ROLL ON LAST PLACE AMUR KHR. THEY ARE A HOT RAMBUNCIOUS TEAM OFF A HEATED OT WIN, AND THEN A HOT OT LOSS, 4TH IN THE LEAGUE AND AT THE TOP OFFENSIVELY. AMUR KHR (+370), WELL, THEY ARE LAST, LOST 5 IN A ROW, ETC. I'VE SEEN UPSETS, BUT I DON'T SEE IT TONIGHT. MAYBE??
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Old 10-13-09, 06:00 PM   #21
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20-15 +about 5 fishheads. berdych won, jets lost, salavat won 3-2 in ot. Not suprising, i wasn't thinking when i took the over, just because the last game was way over, i'm not suprised the settled in to a more tame victory. But i lost the bet, because they didn't win in regulation. Makes me grumpy about my book, but wait...
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Old 10-13-09, 06:51 PM   #22
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ark st+2.5 monroe is just too easy. should win by 7+, So this is the play.
pistons -4
nets+4.5
philly+2 76ers. i guess?
bucks +5.5 sure why not.
magic - 3.5
CBJ CALGARY has a lot of O and no defense. So hopefully CBJ can power to a win. I like this team, and I've seen them bully out a few wins. They tend to play together and muscle wins. When they show up, so hopefully they'll play competitive today, and if so they'll win it.-135
REDWINGS-125 I AGREE WITH EVERYONE. No upset in Buffalo tonight.
Toronto -125 Here's a game the maplelaughs should be able to win.
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Old 10-13-09, 06:54 PM   #23
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calg ov 5.5. detr. un5.5. tor ov6. I'll go public here.
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Old 10-13-09, 11:20 PM   #24
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Cool Ok, i'll call ark +2 a loss, although i hope they end strong

5-7 TONIGHT
25-22 +3 FHs
How'd you guys do tonight? with your posted plays i mean. i was really like 75% on my actual plays...but I don't print those, I just bet em.
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Old 10-13-09, 11:22 PM   #25
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its funny how the pub went 0-3 on the nhl totals, and uh, det -120, best price ever?? loses. It was an awfully good price...
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Old 10-14-09, 07:20 PM   #26
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LAS VEGAS-3, UFL
MAGGALLANES, VENEZUELA BEISBALL. GREAT PITCHER TAKES THE MOUND, WELL HE'S SOLID. THE NAVIGATORS TAKE A SHOT AT THE TOP OF THE STANDINGS. ON THE ROAD V. CaribES.-120 3 UNITS
TIBURONES , VENEZUELA -115, i'LL TAKE THE BETTER TEAM HERE...
CAVALIERS??? I DUNNO. TORONTO +6?? HAWKS -1.5 OK, I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.
T-WOLVES-3.5 MINNY WINS BY 20.
THUNDER-1 HOPEFULLY OKC WINS BY 20.
CLIPPERS +6. MAYBE, OK.
KINGS W4 OR RANGERS W5. LAK+140 IS THE VALUE PICK, BUT NYR PROBABLY WIN, PASS.
CAROLINA HURRICANES +120 I THINK THEY CAN UPSET THE PENS TONIGHT. THEY PLAY TOUGH ON GIVEN NIGHTS AND SHOW SOME FAST O.
DUCKS-155. NAH TAKE THE UNDER 5.5
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Old 10-14-09, 10:19 PM   #27
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Kinda placed a bunch of bets on the go here= i'm getting killed. I was not plugged in, which doesn't work.
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Old 10-15-09, 12:36 AM   #28
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Alright, I want to dedicate tonight's winning shit to "Dojo" who says he went through my shit and I don't contribute shit...
I'll call Vegas -3 a loss, I don't have Vs., so there down 13-0.
Maggalanes won 9-5. Tiburones won by 1 in the bottom of 10th ...Hawks covered Twolves L, OKC covered, Clippers covered, Ducks game is 3-1 in the 3rd, so that went under. and Carolina lost, I hate that team, very unreliable.
6-3 tonight, up 5 dojos. There you go dojo, I didn't contribute shit, but I gave you 5 dojos to lick up, if you rode my ass like the \*\*\*\*\*\* that you are.
31-25 +8 dojo posts. Now go look at my previous posts dojo.
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Old 10-15-09, 12:50 AM   #29
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Oh sorry willy bee, i won't talk shit to other posters. But how is it ok for them to call me f\*g and say i ain't shit? Well i go 3-1 or 4-1 every night, just like i did this summer in june, and in may, and before that, every night, so i guess that can be my answer to r.s., mr. X, dojo, cannon, etc..
It don't mean stuff yet, until i get my balance up and start hitting my book harder, sorry book!!
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Old 10-16-09, 07:00 PM   #30
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devils -160. atl/nj ov6
islanders +160 und5.5
panthers. +145 un5.5
bos/dal draw +310 un5.5
van +120 un5.5
hou +points
nj nets +points
chi bulls - points
edmonton -4, cfl

friday night picks.
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Old 10-16-09, 11:25 PM   #31
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4-9 -4.5 units Alright I suck. You guys win.
35-34 +4 dojos Well I guess I'll slow it down. 13 picks on a Friday is asking for it, cuz Fridays are always washes for me. Sorry if you guys tailed my plays, although I took mostly longshots.
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Old 10-18-09, 05:01 AM   #32
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Man at the book cashed $30,000 worth of tickets hoy. I was like, oh what's the line on 9495, just all snooping. He had a bunch of $2000 straight bets. I know this ain't shit to some of you, but I don't see it everyday at my book. But that's how you get to that level.

narc-boy today was comedy. He had his phone all on record over by me. I could hear like a real faint beep from it. But all they got was a 20 minute primer on Redskin's offense. He's all yeah I go to BrandonLang.com and get my picks. Oh no it has percentages. Then as soon as I leave, some other narc-boy intercepts me and goes straight for the personal questions, all revolving around a certain city/location.
I went with Jacko -10. Not Michael, Sony Music had him killed, the Jaguars, a football corporation. Also the Ravens +3 (staffing. maybe Federal contract rent-a-cops, and then some), and the Traitors +!3.5. I have won one Raider bet years ago. So, number 2 is due.
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Old 10-18-09, 05:07 AM   #33
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I killed the Texas bet today. 2 units on live betting +125 to win quarter 2, and then 2 units on second 1/2 -3.5. ok, Rogue Lines... J7, I hear you dude. You know your shit. There's some guys on this forum who are kind of not real nice, but they know their shit, and it can take a week to process what they're saying, but the result is extra cash...
I went lke 9-6 or so +3 or 4 units if anyone cares, NO? ok great. Then go away.
MOderator, thanks for my points back. I guess you don't deliver pizza to taco bell, haha. ya i'm wierd.
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Old 10-18-09, 05:20 AM   #34
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I won big at the start of the day. 3-0-1. Two big bets, and a smaller bet (e. mich/w mich un60) and a push (usc-6 1st).
Should've walked away then. Because that exceeded my daily goal.
But you know how the story goes, hung out and ended up with like a 3 unit profit instead of the 5.
So, if you win big or get lucky early, quit for the day.
not so easy huh?
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Old 10-18-09, 05:14 PM   #35
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Hey i didn't order donuts!!!

I guess you can't free your speech too much online. But i don't actually exist, so, gl blue.
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