Any Omaha people hear KFAB 's flasher masturbater story today?
Even more hilarious than the Miss Ballbrecker dealie in Porkie's where she wanted to put out wanted posters on who's talliwhacker it was sticking out in the girls shower room.This guy shows up at the No frills chain market late hours last night and flashes himself and starts jerking off in the isle this ancent old lady was shopping.Then she runs to tell the checkout girl to call the cops and the flasher takes off.She resumes shopping and when she's checking out,the guy comes back to the entryway to the store and starts flashing and jerking off again.They interviewed her and she found no humor at all as to what happened to her.The whole news story and interview was one for the ages,a real classic.Real Jay Leno material.The guy had to pick the no frills market to do his dastardly deed.that's funny.hehe!
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