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Old 08-15-09, 01:05 AM   #1
Pecos Bill
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Default Yo dudes...

Do you guys remember my only friend i talked about that hasnt been laid in a year?..Well last night we got really fvcked up and I admitted to him about not being laid in 3yrs and he admitted he hasnt got pussy in 2(my estimate was about a year).

So anyway we started whining i guess and talking shit about girls in general.And its true f\*\*k these bitches already, i go spend money on clothes and buy them drinks just so they could reject me and f\*\*k some other dude. Well we decided to rape some girl he knows(its like his 3rd cousin), hes gonna invite her to check out his weed plants cuz shes also a stoner. Bitch has some nice too and she's a whore anyway.

So my question is how do we go about sedating her so she wont fight us off?I told my friend id google it cuz he dont have the internet but they all involve getting date rape drugs which we have no access to. The Only thing ive considered is chloroform but ive read too much can kill her and too little and she could wake up.
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Old 08-15-09, 01:07 AM   #2
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not funny...
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Old 08-15-09, 01:09 AM   #3
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what the f\*\*k mods!, i need some advice here and you PZ it!!
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Old 08-15-09, 01:20 AM   #4
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wtf...unreal.
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Old 08-15-09, 01:35 AM   #5
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Old 08-15-09, 07:22 AM   #6
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Get a hooker you dipshit.
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Old 08-15-09, 07:27 AM   #7
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Have fun in prison, you shouldn't have any problem get laid in there.....
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