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Old 08-14-09, 09:19 PM   #1
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Stop I'd like to show you guys a picture of my Prick

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Old 08-14-09, 09:20 PM   #2
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Old 08-14-09, 09:20 PM   #3
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Old 08-14-09, 09:20 PM   #4
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Old 08-14-09, 09:21 PM   #5
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Is bread trying to get banned tonight or just that drunk?
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Old 08-14-09, 09:23 PM   #6
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No reason to get banned. Nothing is showing.

Equivalent of going to a topless bar with pasties.
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Old 08-14-09, 09:24 PM   #7
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Old 08-14-09, 09:25 PM   #8
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Is Bread actually an employee here?

If he is.......WOW!
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Old 08-14-09, 09:26 PM   #9
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Wow unf*ckingreal...Prick is going to rip you apart. Hate my life for opening this one...thought it said a picture of The Prick.
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Old 08-14-09, 09:26 PM   #10
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Is Bread actually an employee here?

If he is.......WOW!
not anymore
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Old 08-14-09, 09:30 PM   #11
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if this guy here doesn't get an infraction for this, i will understand now how sbr works..

i post a right ball of an old man sitting down and i get an infraction.. and this guy here posts an erected dick on PT and gets nothing??

this is why VD got that nicky santoro curse.. he gives it to me for that right ball and not for this.. it makes me happy now he got that curse. i might even extend the curse now on acct of this.

hey VD, or willie bee, do your thing now.. show me you got balls.. or do you show favoritsm here?
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Old 08-14-09, 09:30 PM   #12
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I see PZ in the future
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Old 08-14-09, 09:33 PM   #13
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Nicky shut the fukk up you fukking \*\*\*\*\*\*. Instead of saying "if I went to the bash I would smash Monkeyfag and Bread" how about you just do it?!?!

If the sight of the middle of a hard shaft offends you, then I'm sorry. No, I'm not. Insecure sissy. LOL.

VEGAS DAVE BAN BREAD! HE'S GONE TOO FAR!!!
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Old 08-14-09, 09:35 PM   #14
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guy, you're old and stale
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Old 08-14-09, 09:36 PM   #15
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guy, you're old and stale

OMG a 4 word response from you! I'm honored!
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Old 08-14-09, 09:36 PM   #16
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judging from the pubes thats an asian penis, good work bread
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Old 08-14-09, 09:38 PM   #17
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guy, you're old and stale
You're young and smelly.
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Old 08-14-09, 09:38 PM   #18
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LOL...Lasted longer in PT than I thought.

Yes, Asian rooster...good call Ill.
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Old 08-14-09, 09:50 PM   #19
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Old 08-14-09, 10:00 PM   #20
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Horrible that this got moved. No nudity. Unreal.
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Old 08-14-09, 10:11 PM   #21
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Horrible that this got moved. No nudity. Unreal.


That's a pretty big assumption you are making there. You are assuming that shaft is not nudity. Like shaft basically counts the same as cleavage and is fair game anywhere.

I think shaft is more serious.

Look at it this way: imagine if Janet Jackson showed her shaft at the Super Bowl.

I think you get my point.
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Old 08-14-09, 10:18 PM   #22
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I find it to be the same thing. We are in an age where the homophobe is taking a backseat. More and more you see rooster in movies than you're used to. Do I like it? Well I don't like or dislike it. But we've seen boobies and outer parts of vagina for years...who cares? It's a rooster. You walk by them every day. You shake hands with a guy who has a rooster. Do I want it in my mouth? No! But let's not be so goddam silly about things.

I love sideboob. And it is the same as rooster shaft. I have spoken.

Muddy you never replied on facebook. Yea me sad.
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Old 08-14-09, 11:41 PM   #23
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As far as I know, I am all caught up on Facebook. I don't have any outstanding messages waiting for answers. At least I haven't gotten any alerts. I usually get alerts.

Maybe I screwed up. Well from what you are saying here, make that probably. I'll check.



I agree with everything you say about nudity and the absurdity of public morals. I am not the one you need to convince. I do not understand why it is such a big deal if a lightbeam bounces off my shaft into someone's eyeball.

People freak out but, to coin a phrase, I just don't see what it has to do with the price of tea in Saskatchewan.

My prior comment was not so much a statement of personal conviction as a ridiculing of society's peculiar math regarding morals. (Plus I thought I was being screamingly funny with the bit about Janet Jackson having a shaft.)
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Old 08-15-09, 12:16 AM   #24
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Wait, Muddy has a Facebook? I'm gonna e-stalk ya sir.
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Old 08-15-09, 03:45 AM   #25
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Old 08-15-09, 10:01 AM   #26
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Wait, Muddy has a Facebook? I'm gonna e-stalk ya sir.

I have a Facebook. I have a YouTube. Last week I set up voicemail on my cell phone.

When it comes to racing through the 21st century in full stride, you don't wanna fuk with me.
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Old 08-16-09, 12:20 AM   #27
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I do not understand why it is such a big deal if a lightbeam bounces off my shaft into someone's eyeball.
That is the funniest shit I've ever read.

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