Turds with nuts in them

armyoflovers · 08-13-09, 05:23 PM

i took a nasty shit this morning and the shit turd hurt coming out and now i know why: there was a peanut or walnut stuck in my asshole, sort of sort of supporting the turd like a suspension bridge. anyway the nut did snap and when i looked at my ball of poo, it was nuttier than a peanut butter parfait at dairy queen. nuts were jabbing out of it all over, why are there nuts in my shit?

p.s. i havent ate a nut in like 7 months....

Nickelicious · 08-14-09, 01:27 AM

Nuts probably stick in your ass longer than most people because your ass is so dumb.

armyoflovers · 08-14-09, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickelicious

Nuts probably stick in your ass longer than most people because your ass is so dumb.

just like dicks stick in your mouth because you enjoy sucking on them.....

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