[Mudcat]

If you go by views on her thread at the porn forum I look at, the answer is yes. Over 5 million hits.

My personal answer is no. I don't know why exactly - I can see she has a nice shape and all that - but I can work up zero interest in her. Go ahead and call me gay.

She kind of pisses me off actually.

[Mudcat]

[smitch124]

Gay

[SBR_John]

Maybe not the hottest in the world. Very hot though. A solid 9.4 maybe a 9.6.

[losturmarbles]

she looks a little like rachael ray, i think

is this a rooster tease website? all soft core?

[obamaismyuncle]

[pico]

how did she piss you off?

[Mudcat]

Originally Posted by losturmarbles

she looks a little like rachael ray, i think

is this a rooster tease website? all soft core?

Yes exactly - all tease. If you actually read her thread, it alternates between 3 main themes.

1) Guys who have done forensic studies on her photos and think they have found the edge of an aureola or perhaps a lip.

2) Guys who are openly pissed and hostile that she continues to keep her clothes on and does not just loosen up and suck a rooster or something.

3) Guys who love her exactly as she is and energetically defend her honor against all criticism. One suspects if one of these guys ever met face to face with one of her detractors, there would be a slap-fight to end all slap-fights.

[Mudcat]

Originally Posted by pico

how did she piss you off?

I am not sure. When I first saw her, I liked her a bit.

Part of it is no doubt my natural aversion to whatever is most popular.

I don't know but I was looking at a site recently and I was liking it - it seemed different - it had some style - there were some nice models I had never seen before. Suddenly I flipped to one section and there was Kari Sweets everywhere. I seriously felt mad. Kind of like if someone stuck a Britney Spears song in the middle of my favorite Muse CD.

No sir, I did not like it.



Plus she stole my bike.

[Mudcat]

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[Leverage]

Camwhore. Just in it for the attention.

[Mudcat]

I'm going to guess there are a few dollars in it for her too.

[pico]

she stole your bike?

[Zelda]

Originally Posted by pico

she stole your bike?

good question, pls tell us where Muddy..i'll try to hang around and bump into her

[pavyracer]

She is a 5 only. You guys have never seen a 9 or 10 in your lifetimes.

[fiveteamer]

What is a stroke model, she only does hand jobs or something?

[Mudcat]

Originally Posted by pico

she stole your bike?

Yes.

Plus some of my CD's are missing. I can't prove it was her but it was her.

Whatta bitch.

[Mudcat]

Originally Posted by fiveteamer

What is a stroke model, she only does hand jobs or something?

This is a term meant to indicate a model whose primary purpose is to induce masturbation. Her focus is to cause stiffening of the Johnson. Her main function is to inspire whacking off. The posing and photography are primarily concerned with causing jizm to be squirted into old shirts.

The term "stroke" model is meant to differentiate her from a traditional commercial model whose work is more about selling fashions or beer or snow blowers or whatever the case may be.

This is not to suggest that commercial models do not also cause spunk to be splooged into old shirts by horny men of all ages. They do without a doubt. But I felt it was an important distinction. I wasn't wanting to compare Kari Sweets to supermodels cruising the runways of Milan. I was just comparing her to the Jana Mrazkova's and Lexi Belle's and Next Door Nancy's of the world.



I don't know if I have ever seen anyone else use the term stroke model. I may have made it up.