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Old 07-28-09, 11:34 PM   #1
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I THINK SHE WILL NO DOUBT
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Old 07-28-09, 11:35 PM   #2
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This has to be at least the 12th thread about Teela and Bash sex.

and the answer is no, IMO. I won't be there.

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Old 07-28-09, 11:36 PM   #3
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of course, why else would she go to vegas, its not a question of if, its a question of who and when...
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Old 07-28-09, 11:37 PM   #4
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dude i bet she will
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Old 07-28-09, 11:38 PM   #5
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of course she will. so many young boys will attend. she'll be like a kid in the candy store.
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Old 07-28-09, 11:38 PM   #6
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I though it is a guy?
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Old 07-28-09, 11:39 PM   #7
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illini she is not , she is a gal
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Old 07-28-09, 11:42 PM   #8
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Hate to ruin you guys wet dream, but, ahhhh, NO!
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Old 07-28-09, 11:42 PM   #9
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NO.
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Old 07-28-09, 11:43 PM   #10
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SSLP are you sure she is a girl? I thought it was a known fact that it was a ghost?
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Old 07-28-09, 11:43 PM   #11
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Seriously, if she even comes to this, do you degenerate fukks think you even stand a 1% chance???????
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Old 07-28-09, 11:44 PM   #12
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i put odds at

-110 she bangs a poster
+350 she bangs more than poster
+1000 she gets gang banged by multiple posters at once

and considering recent actions at sbr i am j/k mods...
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Old 07-28-09, 11:45 PM   #13
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Seriously, if she even comes to this, do you degenerate fukks think you even stand a 1% chance???????
yes i do
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Old 07-28-09, 11:45 PM   #14
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i could see her doing a drunken makeout session AT MOST and even that is doubtful...no sex for Teela.
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Old 07-28-09, 11:47 PM   #15
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Seriously, if she even comes to this, do you degenerate fukks think you even stand a 1% chance???????
I will be there and 1% is more of a chance than I would give.
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Old 07-28-09, 11:48 PM   #16
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If anyone has a shot it is gonna be SSLP, nobody else stands a chance. I would still bet that she doesn't exist and it's a ghost.
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Old 07-28-09, 11:48 PM   #17
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I like you best, illini.
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Old 07-28-09, 11:49 PM   #18
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teela will hook up with onner
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Old 07-28-09, 11:49 PM   #19
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I thought it was me? damn...you got over me fast...
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Old 07-28-09, 11:50 PM   #20
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I will be there and 1% is more of a chance than I would give.
LMAO, sing it sister
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Old 07-28-09, 11:52 PM   #21
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Teela, I hope you are real and going to be there, my girlfriend is hoping she can meet a girl there she can hang with while I go off and do my thing, if not I am stuck!
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Old 07-28-09, 11:52 PM   #22
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Boys, women like to get banged just as much as men do, they just have to say things like "less than 1% chance" because of society

I mean common, no woman could come on here and be like "yeah, maybe there's a 5% chance" or FOR CHRISSAKE something like "yeah, there's maybe a 75% chance"....


you know what I'm saying?? If there's a 75% chance that a woman will go to a bash and get banged, she STILL has to say there's "a less than 1% chance"

and then even if you say "ok how about .0001%?" she will still have to say "less"

At no point will a woman ever say "that sounds right" or "more than that"...

boys, I am here to tell you, we ALL have a chance, if we present ourselves right, you know, dress nice and walk around with a little confidence and self-respect
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Old 07-28-09, 11:53 PM   #23
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Bgs why do u protect teelas vagine like ur own?
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Old 07-28-09, 11:53 PM   #24
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the hg solid phuckin post pal
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Old 07-28-09, 11:54 PM   #25
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Bgs why do u protect teelas vagine like ur own?
I have no vagina, she has one, end of story.....
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Old 07-28-09, 11:56 PM   #26
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She will bang a dozen.
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Old 07-28-09, 11:59 PM   #27
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On second thought, maybe I won't be there.
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Old 07-29-09, 12:35 AM   #28
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of course she will. so many young boys will attend. she'll be like a kid in the candy store.
Good point. Except that the candy would be the stuff that Big Lots couldn't sell 2 years ago and is currently sitting in landfill.
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Old 07-29-09, 12:37 AM   #29
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teela will hook up with onner
onner will be busy...


I'd bet heavily against what you said, pico.
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Old 07-29-09, 12:38 AM   #30
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OU is 2.5
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Old 07-29-09, 12:40 AM   #31
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Only chance of it happening is if she trusts the guy she fancies to keep his mouth shut about it.

Teela doesn't want to be known as the SBR slut.
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Old 07-29-09, 12:47 AM   #32
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No 1000%
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Old 07-29-09, 12:48 AM   #33
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hi baby
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Old 07-29-09, 01:08 AM   #34
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Sex will be in abundance in Vegas. Why wait on Teela or anyone else? Teela, have fun and stay away from these degenerates.
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Old 07-29-09, 01:08 AM   #35
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Guys, she's a ghost of Bread's. Trust me, I know.

...and the only thing you'll get from Bread is a "Texas Howdy" ...if he's drunk enough.
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