[Dead Money]

NAme the one food that will keep all women from having sex???????????















WEDDING CAKE

[onlooker]

Isnt that the truth.

[Illusion]

10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex


10 Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person you're with doesn't have to fantisize that you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.


And the number 1 reason why trick or treating is better that sex.......................


1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

[smoothsuave]

That was good and season appropriate.

Mine isnt


So a redneck goes to the dentist to get what teeth he has left pulled.
The dentist was going to give him novacaine and the redneck said, " I don't need that, I am tough." So the dentist says are you sure, well ok then, hang on I will be right back.
The dentist comes back with a blue pill and tells the guy to take it.
The redneck says what is this, the dentist says it is viagra.
The redneck says why to I need viagra, the dentist says your going to need something to hold on to.