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Old 04-10-09, 03:39 PM   #1
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Had a minor slip up and now I have a fukkin blister

How do I cure it?
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Old 04-10-09, 03:40 PM   #2
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Take 3 days off from wacking off.

Pricks heal fairy well if you keep off them for a couple days.
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Old 04-10-09, 03:42 PM   #3
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Stop beating off after you give Nicky handjobs.
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Old 04-10-09, 03:42 PM   #4
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you don't, the thing has to heal on its own
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Old 04-10-09, 03:44 PM   #5
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A blister?!?! You sure that ain't syphillis?? I have had lots of sex and jerk off sessions but never had a "minor slip up" that resulted in a blister on my bragiole
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Old 04-10-09, 03:46 PM   #6
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Rub some grape jelly on it as well.
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Old 04-10-09, 03:46 PM   #7
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At this point we aren't sure what it is.
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Old 04-10-09, 03:47 PM   #8
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Has a chick touched your pecker recently?
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Old 04-10-09, 03:49 PM   #9
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Who is we? You and JJ?? When's the last time you had sex or a bj?

A blister on the rooster is not normal... What was the "slip up"? You were bangin a broad and the condom came off or you didnt wear one??
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Old 04-10-09, 03:50 PM   #10
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I bet OTW just wacked off too many times and too hard, too much friction.

We've all been there.
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Old 04-10-09, 03:51 PM   #11
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Lots of penile issues at SBR recently.
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Old 04-10-09, 03:58 PM   #12
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I think Slick Fazzer hit the nail on the head
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Old 04-10-09, 03:59 PM   #13
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Slicky I have fukked 5 different girls in one day and I swear to christ I never got a blister on my rooster from it... 1 was even black and fukked hard and from behind only... I have had a girl bruise my rooster from grinding her clam bone too hard on it but never a blister...
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Old 04-10-09, 03:59 PM   #14
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Have you ever heard of jerKens lotion otw??? Or at least go in the shower and use some body wash...
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Old 04-10-09, 05:04 PM   #15
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Take 3 days off from wacking off.

Pricks heal fairy well if you keep off them for a couple days.

this thread rules
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Old 04-10-09, 05:08 PM   #16
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Have the Scholar look at it for a second opinion
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Old 04-10-09, 05:33 PM   #17
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fazzer and scholar can solve any prick problem.
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Old 04-11-09, 12:50 PM   #18
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You should lubicate the blow up doll first.

Dry fvcking plastic is never good for the prick.
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Old 04-12-09, 02:27 PM   #19
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Whip it out, Herman! I'll kiss it and make it better.

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Old 04-13-09, 01:50 AM   #20
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Had a minor slip up and now I have a fukkin blister

How do I cure it?

stay away from the bathhouses!
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