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Old 04-08-09, 10:00 PM   #1
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Old 04-08-09, 10:03 PM   #2
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Old 04-08-09, 10:04 PM   #3
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Old 04-08-09, 10:09 PM   #5
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Old 04-08-09, 10:11 PM   #7
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i would f\*\*k dr laura. she is a super bitch, so it makes it even better.
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Old 04-08-09, 10:13 PM   #9
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Old 04-08-09, 10:14 PM   #10
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Old 04-08-09, 10:14 PM   #11
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sickler, you would f\*\*k her too. she was pretty hot when she's young. now, i donno.
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Old 04-08-09, 10:19 PM   #13
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sickler, you would f\*\*k her too. she was pretty hot when she's young. now, i donno.
Actually, I think she looks better now.

She also prolly does a better job of trimming the bush.
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Old 04-08-09, 10:20 PM   #14
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Old 04-08-09, 10:22 PM   #15
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This thread spiraled quickly. Good job.
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Old 04-08-09, 10:45 PM   #16
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why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway????
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Old 04-08-09, 10:52 PM   #17
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why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway????

To add to that, why is it called "taking a shit" when you empty your bowels?

I'm leaving something behind, not taking it.
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Old 04-08-09, 11:00 PM   #18
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I can't top Arch and Sicky on this one but...

Why do people say "Have a nice day?"

You HAVE a piece of pie.

You HOPE your father doesn't sneak in your room at midnight again.

There are no nice days.

Epic drunken fail.
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Old 04-08-09, 11:05 PM   #19
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Old 04-08-09, 11:19 PM   #20
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why do they call them apart ments when they are all close together
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Old 04-08-09, 11:21 PM   #21
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Why do they call it enter stomal when it's not an opening through the abdominal wall?

No wait scratch that....
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Old 04-08-09, 11:25 PM   #22
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Why do they call it tooth coming in when it is actually coming out of your gums?
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Old 04-08-09, 11:26 PM   #23
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Dr. Laura must shave that box before i can lick it.
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Old 04-08-09, 11:33 PM   #24
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I am so confused.......
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Old 04-08-09, 11:38 PM   #25
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Confuscius say........
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Old 04-08-09, 11:40 PM   #26
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who is dr. laura? and who has a small penis?
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Old 04-08-09, 11:43 PM   #27
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Old 04-08-09, 11:44 PM   #28
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I just prefer licking a shaved or bald box.
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Old 04-08-09, 11:52 PM   #29
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anyone ever did it with an Alopecia chick???? the disease where they have no hair Anywhere????


would you be down with that tradeoff slick?


provided they had a 2k wig?
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if she has a tight body and nice teets, im good even without the 2 dime wig.
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Old 04-09-09, 12:03 AM   #31
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No hair anywhere would be sick.

Imagine a chick without eyebrows and eyelashes.
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Old 04-09-09, 12:05 AM   #32
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there is actually a term for people who shave every ounce of hair
off their body.

Id jizz in about 11 seconds with a chick with a hot body and teets, yet
no hair anywhere.
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Old 04-09-09, 12:05 AM   #33
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How does Sammy's mom thread get moved in 5 minutes but pictures of a hairy bush lasts hours.
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Old 04-09-09, 12:21 AM   #34
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How does Sammy's mom thread get moved in 5 minutes but pictures of a hairy bush lasts hours.

Hairy bush is non-threatening.
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