[Mudcat]

The check-out lady at the grocery store is bagging my groceries and she's licking her fingers to separate the bags and licking her fingers to pull the bills for my change out of the drawer and just generally spreading her spit around.

To be honest, I don't want her spit ANYWHERE in my life - but particularly not around my food.

She goes to hand me my change and I'm jumping back with my hands up as if she has pulled a gun on me.

Say, is there any hork-free change I could have please?

I almost wouldn't mind if she was a pretty little thing with boo-boo lips but she was a mean old manatee with chin hairs and a mole.

No sir, I don't like it.


That is all.

[Illusion]

That is disgusting Mud. Isn't that a health code violation or something?

[tacomax]

Are you sure the "lubricating fluid" came from her mouth? If you weren't paying close enough attention, she might have been fiddling with her minge. And, faced with a burnin' hunk o' love like Mudcat, who can blame her?

[Mudcat]

In the words of Dean Moriarty from Kerouac's On The Road: "Ahem! Harrumph! Egad!"



But what is it with people? Someone asks to borrow your newspaper and next thing you know, they're licking their fingers to turn the pages.

How is that okay? I lend you something of mine and you to immediately start placing your spit on it? Like, when someone gives you a ride in their car do you immediately lick the steering wheel?

People need to keep their slobber to themselves, is all I'm trying to say.

[onlòóker]

I thought there was something the were supplied with that they could use to seperate paper items? I little balm of something that helped with that crap.

I agree Mudcat, that is out of hand.

[tacomax]

Hey guys, can you make sure that Willie Bee doesn't gob all over my SBR shirt?

[Illusion]

Originally Posted by tacomax

Hey guys, can you make sure that Willie Bee doesn't gob all over my SBR shirt?

Sine The Prick bought them I would wash it three times before you wear it.