SBR Top-Rated Sportsbooks Recommended Books
1. Pinnacle Sports SBR Rating A+ Pinnacle Sports Review
2. The Greek Sports Book SBR Rating A+ The Greek Review
3. BookMaker SBR Rating A+ BookMaker Review
4. BetJamaica SBR Rating A+ BetJamaica Review
5. LegendZ Sports SBR Rating A+ LegendZ Review
 
SBR Posters' Poll - March 2009 View Complete Results
1. BetJamaica 251 total points BetJamaica Review
2. The Greek Sports Book 217 total points The Greek Review
3. 5Dimes 181 total points 5Dimes Review
4. Matchbook 159 total points Matchbook Review
5. Pinnacle Sports 148 total points Pinnacle Sports Review
 
Reply View New Posts
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 11-08-2008, 10:55 AM   #1
Casperwaits
is Chumbawumba
 
Casperwaits's Avatar
Join Date: 08-25-06
Posts: 3,615
 
Default Best sexual position for "average" sized guys

Trying to figure out the best sexual position for an average sized guy whose g-friend likes it deep. Crazy as this sounds I am dead serious.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:03 AM   #2
bmw530i
 
bmw530i's Avatar
Join Date: 04-19-08
Posts: 4,034
 
Default

have her doggystyle on the edge of your bed.....right at the edge and you stand up and give it to her from behind....
as you have her goin.....finish up with her laying flat on the bed still in doggystyle and you on top....
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:05 AM   #3
Casperwaits
is Chumbawumba
 
Casperwaits's Avatar
Join Date: 08-25-06
Posts: 3,615
 
Default

Nice, thanks. Must try.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:07 AM   #4
jjgold
Detroit Tonight +157
 
jjgold's Avatar
Join Date: 07-20-05
Posts: 40,952
 
Default

Hold on

I will make video for you on this
__________________
JJ's Picks
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:08 AM   #5
St. Andrew
 
St. Andrew's Avatar
Join Date: 02-23-08
Posts: 2,265
 
Default

Hilarious
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:10 AM   #6
smitch124
You need a bath
 
smitch124's Avatar
Join Date: 05-19-08
Posts: 4,903
 
Default

jj's pillow is now very scared...
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:10 AM   #7
bmw530i
 
bmw530i's Avatar
Join Date: 04-19-08
Posts: 4,034
 
Default

I don't care what size you are....
You lay her flat on her stomach.....not on her knees...flat
and you on top......that bitch gonna be back for some more...
haha ....
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:28 AM   #8
l7ustin
 
l7ustin's Avatar
Join Date: 10-09-08
Posts: 1,168
 
Default

is this serious?

give it to her your car, the drivers side.

have her hold on to the steering wheel and give her the friendly finger while she does all the work.

moneyyy
__________________
GO RANGERS!!!!
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:33 AM   #9
Brock Landers
 
Brock Landers's Avatar
Join Date: 06-30-08
Posts: 5,473
 
Default

standing up bent over doggie style
__________________
Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice

Brock Landers Documentary
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:36 AM   #10
bmw530i
 
bmw530i's Avatar
Join Date: 04-19-08
Posts: 4,034
 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by l7ustin View Post
is this serious?

give it to her your car, the drivers side.

have her hold on to the steering wheel and give her the friendly finger while she does all the work.

moneyyy
hahahahah...my man.....you got heated seats I hope???
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:46 AM   #11
pico
USC ml
 
pico's Avatar
Join Date: 04-05-07
Posts: 20,692
 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
jj's pillow is now very scared...
__________________
话说天下大势,分久必合,合久必分。

钱 錢 argent Geld soldi お金 돈 dinheiro деньги dinero เงิน כסף, ממון raha λεφτά pengar danh từ
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:47 AM   #12
l7ustin
 
l7ustin's Avatar
Join Date: 10-09-08
Posts: 1,168
 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by bmw530i View Post
hahahahah...my man.....you got heated seats I hope???
you better believe it

leather seats too
__________________
GO RANGERS!!!!
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:47 AM   #13
Casperwaits
is Chumbawumba
 
Casperwaits's Avatar
Join Date: 08-25-06
Posts: 3,615
 
Default

Yeah, I am serious. Let's just say that what I am doing ain't working as well as I had anticipated. Sad but true.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:47 AM   #14
SlickFazzer
 
SlickFazzer's Avatar
Join Date: 05-22-08
Posts: 12,593
 
Default

Doggy style...be sure to thumb the anus for more pleasure.
__________________
Slick's Picks
"Sometimes you gotta jockey it in Nicky"
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:53 AM   #15
Panic
 
Panic's Avatar
Join Date: 01-06-08
Posts: 10,432
 
Default

You came to the right place, Casper. Alot of posters here can help you with this....unfortunately I am not one of them. I am a selfish bastard. As long as I get my rocks off, thats all I care about. If she wants to have a boyfriend on the side to satisfy her completely...more power to her. I may even encourage it to get her out of the house.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:54 AM   #16
AMBlai01
confused
 
AMBlai01's Avatar
Join Date: 09-16-08
Posts: 3,447
 
Default

How flexible is she??? If she is pretty limber...have her put her legs behind her head and piledrive her. If not put the legs up on your shoulders...thats not a bad move either.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 11:59 AM   #17
Casperwaits
is Chumbawumba
 
Casperwaits's Avatar
Join Date: 08-25-06
Posts: 3,615
 
Default

She is extremely flexible (former swimmer and gymnast). Legs over head sounds tempting. The thing is I am 6ft 4 230, and "piledriving" could be dangerous.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:01 PM   #18
Richkas
 
Richkas's Avatar
Join Date: 02-03-08
Posts: 9,219
 
Default

I like um on top.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:03 PM   #19
AMBlai01
confused
 
AMBlai01's Avatar
Join Date: 09-16-08
Posts: 3,447
 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Casperwaits View Post
She is extremely flexible (former swimmer and gymnast). Legs over head sounds tempting. The thing is I am 6ft 4 230, and "piledriving" could be dangerous.
Gotta give it a go...she will love it. Sounds dangerous but it will work out...believe me she will be screaming you will be so deep...
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:05 PM   #20
RogueScholar
SBR Oral Sex Therapist
 
RogueScholar's Avatar
Join Date: 02-05-07
Posts: 3,275
 
Default

Gotta agree with AMBlai01, get her feet on your shoulders or behind her head, that'll get you where she wants it to be.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:13 PM   #21
Teela
 
Teela's Avatar
Join Date: 07-19-08
Posts: 1,851
 
Default

When in doubt, always ask a group of men on how to please a woman
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:16 PM   #22
InTheHole
 
InTheHole's Avatar
Join Date: 04-28-08
Posts: 10,881
 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Panic View Post
You came to the right place, Casper. Alot of posters here can help you with this....unfortunately I am not one of them. I am a selfish bastard. As long as I get my rocks off, thats all I care about. If she wants to have a boyfriend on the side to satisfy her completely...more power to her. I may even encourage it to get her out of the house.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:18 PM   #23
InTheHole
 
InTheHole's Avatar
Join Date: 04-28-08
Posts: 10,881
 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by AMBlai01 View Post
How flexible is she??? If she is pretty limber...have her put her legs behind her head and piledrive her. If not put the legs up on your shoulders...thats not a bad move either.
What are you Seagent Slaughter?
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:18 PM   #24
RogueScholar
SBR Oral Sex Therapist
 
RogueScholar's Avatar
Join Date: 02-05-07
Posts: 3,275
 
Default

You can't ask a chick, because that takes her off the "possible to score with" list. It's an emasculating position to ask anyone for sexual advice, and a guy asking a girl is for sure the worst. It's a visceral male instinct to act like we know precisely what we're doing whenever intimate moments arise.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:25 PM   #25
Casperwaits
is Chumbawumba
 
Casperwaits's Avatar
Join Date: 08-25-06
Posts: 3,615
 
Default

The sad thing as I am typing this my dog is humping in the background. Damn animal satisfies better than his master! Can't a guy just do missionary anymore?
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:35 PM   #26
RogueScholar
SBR Oral Sex Therapist
 
RogueScholar's Avatar
Join Date: 02-05-07
Posts: 3,275
 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Casperwaits View Post
The sad thing as I am typing this my dog is humping in the background. Damn animal satisfies better than his master! Can't a guy just do missionary anymore?
The short answer is yes, but not in this country.

With the culture of moral relativism in this country, most women have had, literally, dozens of partners. It's natural that in that sample size they'd find a few guys that are really hung, and they get used to that. Lucky for us average sized guys, the hung guys usually have lousy personalities. So all we have to do is stay sweet, sensitive and caring, and learn how to push those same buttons for them in bed. Generally we need to indulge their fetishes and proclivities as well.

In more traditional (I'd also say Catholic) countries I haven't seen nearly as much of this phenomenon. Just the release of repressed sexual energy is enough to make every sexual encounter with those girls very magical. To use an old saw, absence truly does make the heart grow fonder. I think it makes the heart grow less picky as well.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:44 PM   #27
Casperwaits
is Chumbawumba
 
Casperwaits's Avatar
Join Date: 08-25-06
Posts: 3,615
 
Default

I hope you are right on your thinking Rogue. I have been trying that sweet, sensitive stuff. See how long that lasts before she takes Panic's advice and finds herself a guy hung like Tommy Lee.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 12:58 PM   #28
AMBlai01
confused
 
AMBlai01's Avatar
Join Date: 09-16-08
Posts: 3,447
 
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Casperwaits View Post
I hope you are right on your thinking Rogue. I have been trying that sweet, sensitive stuff. See how long that lasts before she takes Panic's advice and finds herself a guy hung like Tommy Lee.
Has she told you outright that you haven't been getting it done? Or can you just tell by her reaction and lack of interest in getting it on?
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 01:03 PM   #29
topgame85
 
topgame85's Avatar
Join Date: 03-30-08
Posts: 6,269
 
Default

Definitley lay her down on the bed on her stomach with her legs about half way off the bed and just punish it from behind dont forget to slap the ass and even reach around with your hand and put it under her in the front and rub the clit while you punish it from the back
__________________
2009 Season MLB O/U:
8-7-1 (53.3%)
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 01:08 PM   #30
Panic
 
Panic's Avatar
Join Date: 01-06-08
Posts: 10,432
 
Default

Casper, if you want a girl that you can go deep in and have a lasting and loving relationship...go smaller. Find a girl who is 5'2 or smaller. You will be punching it through her stomach and feel like King Kong.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 01:25 PM   #31
HAPPY BOY
 
HAPPY BOY's Avatar
Join Date: 08-10-05
Posts: 4,333
 
Default

reverse cowgirl!
__________________
Shanty if boobs tru Robyn then Happy go boing in rabbit jack action on meat sausage. You get my drif u modder. :grrr:
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 01:27 PM   #32
Casperwaits
is Chumbawumba
 
Casperwaits's Avatar
Join Date: 08-25-06
Posts: 3,615
 
Default

Okay, she is 5ft 2. I know I am not doing well because she has told me. I have been told this NUMEROUS times. The kicker is it has affected the relationship so much that I have been talking to another woman I met at the bar that I work at. She is 5ft 2 as well and I am apprehensive in starting another relationship with another girl until this one unfortunately dissapates. I asked the initial question more or less to see if I could find a "move" before I spend time with this similarly sized other woman.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 01:32 PM   #33
Panic
 
Panic's Avatar
Join Date: 01-06-08
Posts: 10,432
 
Default

What a b!tch. She told you that? I would have dropped her before she got the L sound out in "not doing well" out of her mouth. If she says you are not doing well...then that tells me she's had practice. You dont need her. Move on. Hook up with the chick from the bar. If that doesnt work out....there are 150,000,000 other women, just in the US alone.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 01:32 PM   #34
LMAOFISH
 
LMAOFISH's Avatar
Join Date: 03-08-07
Posts: 159
 
Default

Sounds like you aren't even "average", sorry.
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Old 11-08-2008, 01:34 PM   #35
Bullajami
 
Bullajami's Avatar
Join Date: 12-23-05
Posts: 464
 
Default

Don't bother. Dumping her now saves your pride for later. Find a woman with whom sexual compatibility comes naturally.
__________________
Peace,
Bull
Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:04 AM.


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33