[lyon804]

Who's your baby's Daddy?

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way...� Who's your baby's Daddy?� These are genuine excerpts from the forms.� Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.


1.� Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.�

2...� I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind.� I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.�


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3.� I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.� She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night.� I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted.� If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number?� Thanks...�


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4.� I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.� He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.� Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.


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5.� I have never had sex with a man.� I am still a Virginian.��


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6.� I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy� I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country..� Please advise.�


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7.� I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.�


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8.� Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A.� If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?� Child B who was also borned at the same time.....� well, I don't have clue..�


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9.� From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World.� Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .�


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10.� So much about that night is a blur.� The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.� If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.�


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11.� I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.�


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WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THE MAJOR RECIPIENTS

[Z_Wipf]

You know this is fake right? I mean you don't really think that official government documents were turned into a chain email right?

[rkelly110]

Too funny, I liked #2. Watch Maury Povitch. Ho's on there test 10 different men and still
can't come up with the real daddy.

[Andy117]

8.� Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A.� If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?� Child B who was also borned at the same time.....� well, I don't have clue..�

Can't be real, never met a black person who was so into AC/DC that they'd have multiple cds.

[muldoon]

Originally Posted by Z_Wipf

You know this is fake right? I mean you don't really think that official government documents were turned into a chain email right?

Of course he knows. He's the king of moronic chain mail spam.

[Turd Ferguson]

So the point of this is what? That coloreds are inferior?

Remember last year When Jimmy Carter said that there were people who didn't like having a black president-and the hacks on faux news were quick to cry foul-"oh no it's just honest policy disagreement".

As far as "wealth distribution" goes minorities on government assistance account for a fraction of your hard earned money compared to what goes to weapons manufacturers, oil companies, and the banksters.