Some of the DUmmies are bemoaning the fact that many 2008 Obama voters are now experiencing buyer's remorse, as we see in this THREAD from DUmmie AzNick, "I need some encouragement... my in-laws turned against Obama..." But other DUmmies are siding with the in-laws! (albeit for opposite reasons).
So let us see if the DUmmies will back Barack or break their back, as they dance under the limp BO poll, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, needing encouragement because his Cubs are falling even faster in the standings than Obambi is in the polls, is in the [Barackets]:
I need some encouragement...
[Group hug! AzNick needs to turn that frown upside down!]
my in-laws turned against Obama...
[They now are OUTLAWS!]
My entire in-law family has turned against Obama . . .
after they voted for him in 2008.
[Change they can believe in!]
Turns out, they believe all the right-wing rhetoric and fell for all that hate-mongering crap.
[I HATE them! They are DEAD to me!]
So I will go and engage in a good debate with them, either in groups, or one-by-one.
[Try a beer summit.]
I will take time, but I will do my duty.
[Three-finger Scout oath! "On my honor I will DU my DUty. . . ."]
I just had a good talk with my wife, who fell for all that crap.
[Hey, she married you, AzNick, she'll fall for anything!]
The right is managing to turn Americans against Americans.
[So I guess when someone who previously voted RETHUGLICAN "sees the light" and comes over to the DEMOCRATS, that's NOT "turning Americans against Americans"??]
They want a civil war, they really do.
[The DUmmies are ready for the Battle of Bull Run.]
It's insane, absolutely insane.
[The drain insane strays mainly from Hussein. . . . Now let's see if the other DUmmies can cheer AzNick up . . .]
You're coming *here* for help with *that* ???
[Don't look to the DUmmies to cheer you up about Obama! They've turned on him too! AzNick responds . . .]
Believe me, they know me. I told my wife I was going to go and talk to them all, and I know she will call them tomorrow and their reaction will be "oh-ho..."
["Aw jeez, not our crazy son-in-law again!"]
I always get reactions like "Oh, I did not know that... really?"
["I did not know that you are such a dope! Really!"]
I ranted about it. Eventually it's about who yells the loudest.
["You win, loudmouth! We surrender! Now go away!"]
We suck at leading the country, let's face it.
[Oh, we're facing it alright. . . .]
We look like idiots.
[Ding ding ding! Congratulations, AzNick, you win the Kewpie Doll for this moment of self-realization! . . . Now back to your fellow DUmmies . . .]
I do hope that we can all come together and maybe, just maybe, get some goddam ponies in the process.
[With pretty pink manes and tails!]
Just because they are pissed at him doesnt mean they wont vote for him.
[The Prophet Obama, piss be upon him. . . .]
Ill probably vote for him even though he is driving me crazy.
[Thanx for that ringing endorsement!]
No, they are angry-angry, not DU-angry. . . .
[You know how the Eskimos have 27 words for snow. . . ?]
Please don't tell me they dont believe he was born in Hawaii.
[They don't believe he was born ON THIS PLANET!]
the economy is doing worse under him, which is not his fault, but they see it this way.
[All those huge spending bills Congress passed and Obama signed in the last two years? Yep, you guessed it . . . Bush's fault!]
Well he hasnt done much about job creation.
[Although he is putting comedy writers back to work.]
So what right wing crap have they fallen for--socialist, terrorist, marxist?
[Imagine, people thinking those are BAD things!]
Jobs, mosques, oil spill, etc...
[But think of all the JOBS that building mosques and cleaning up oil spills will create!]
Of course, Obama is really doing a bad job at communicating.
[No way! For instance, I think his backing that mosque at Ground Zero--that was a MASTER STROKE!]
WOW. Just... wow!!!
[LOW. How... low... can he go???]
"Obama is building a mosque at Ground Zero"
"Obama is responsilbe for the jobs that disappeared"
"Obama caused the oil spill"
"Obama ceased ALL oil drilling operations in the Gulf"
"Bush left a good economy, Obama ruined it"
[Picky, picky, picky. . . .]
Of course, about the mosque, two words: FIRST AMENDMENT.
[Of course, about the mosque, two words: NINE ELEVEN.]
all that negativity regarding the economy and the bad shape of the nation is turning people against Obama. . . .
[All those Nelly Negatives need to just FORGET the bad economy and the bad shape of the nation--MINOR POINTS! They should look on the BRIGHT side of incompetence and get behind the President!]
So what are their DU usernames? Might save you some car trips.
How do you know they voted for President Obama? Did you go into the voting booth with them?
[SOMEBODY voted for the guy! And now scads of them are dropping him like Cubs dropping fly balls!]
One man is not capable of losing all our jobs, creating that kind of deficit in such a short time. . . .
[Hey, he's trying!]