FOXnews is reporting that the GOP has denied a report that they stopped functioning as a political party years ago and their sole purpose now is to amuse and provide comic relief to economically strapped Americans. Las Vegas talent agents report that a GOP act would be a headliner and a bonanza to any casino/hotel that signs them to a deal. Reports are that a name has already been chosen for this new venture. "GOP and family values...just not your family. Unnamed sources inside the party are confirming that Sarah Palin has been "good for a few laughs" since she came to our nations attention during the 2008 election cycle and could headline the act. No new members are being accepted into the party as they are filled to capacity with jokers, jackasses and other comedic talent. George W Bush has declined a part in the new venture stating that he has already given 8 years of silly pranks on the American people and doesn't believe he has "any more dopey things to do or say". GOP reps downplayed G.W.'s comments saying they "believe anyone with his caliber comedic genius could entertain for years". Most Americans would dispute this claim but will have to settle for Sarah right now.