[BWest]

FOXnews is reporting that the GOP has denied a report that they stopped functioning as a political party years ago and their sole purpose now is to amuse and provide comic relief to economically strapped Americans. Las Vegas talent agents report that a GOP act would be a headliner and a bonanza to any casino/hotel that signs them to a deal. Reports are that a name has already been chosen for this new venture. "GOP and family values...just not your family. Unnamed sources inside the party are confirming that Sarah Palin has been "good for a few laughs" since she came to our nations attention during the 2008 election cycle and could headline the act. No new members are being accepted into the party as they are filled to capacity with jokers, jackasses and other comedic talent. George W Bush has declined a part in the new venture stating that he has already given 8 years of silly pranks on the American people and doesn't believe he has "any more dopey things to do or say". GOP reps downplayed G.W.'s comments saying they "believe anyone with his caliber comedic genius could entertain for years". Most Americans would dispute this claim but will have to settle for Sarah right now.

[Carseller4]

This is good to know right before the Democrat Party receives the biggest ass-whooping in political history.

[BWest]

This is good to know right before the Democrat Party receives the biggest ass-whooping in political history.

FOR SALE: Retread political party. This low mileage 2000 Re-PARROT-ican Party has plenty of room for religious intolerants, oxycontin fueled up load mouths, loyal "liberal media" muttering morons, conservative family values(Increase the value of their family ...but not yours), people named Rush and anybody else who fits our narrow definition of us. No one with questions needs this kind of party but we will be happy to send your kids overseas to such exotic destinations as Iraq and Afganistan. Don't worry...If they get hurt, they will get state of the art medical care at Walter Reed Veterans Hospital. If you come in with one leg, we will rebalance you by taking off your other leg. Any military that ends up requiring lifetime care for injuries sustained in battle, likes to play the "sick role" and are not worth anything anymore because they can't fight. See-Mission Accomplished hand book. Anyone with a net worth of less than $5millionUSD need not apply. Anyone who can't sing derogatory Christmas carrolls about a sitting president need not apply. We are a group with high ideals and generally feel uncomfortable with people outside the above mentioned folks. eg funny skin color. As you can see, we accept all groups,races, ethnicities, religions etc etc you get the idea. (We have to say dumb stuff like that or some tight ass gets upset). This offer will not last long. It's been around a long, long, long time.

[golfrulz]

dirty harry reid now up 7 pts over coyote ugly wacky right angle. good bye tea party sheep.

[Waterstpub87]

I wish the candidates would stop shooting themselves in the foot in every senate election.

[BWest]

FOX says they will not "refudiate" this story but will continue to give it's re-PARROT-ican party viewers fair and balanced coverage of themselves refudicating.

[curious]

Hey crackhead, only liberals watch Fox news. Us far right wing lunatic nutjobs watch the military channel.

[Data]

BWest, good one, so true. However, it must be noted that all those morons are topped by a stand up comic wannabe Obama who makes a good use of his POTUS job to get an exposure for his up and coming career in show biz.

curious, , it is good to see you joking around

[BWest]

Data, You are programmed to deal in logic and not emotional content. Obama comment above makes me think their is a hitch in the software. Whatever you do, don't let curious near your hard drive. Will overload your system with his foolishness. Good luck with the repair.

[BWest]

P.S. Appears that curious has been full of jokes most of his life. Not sure their is any cure for that. I'll check the manual "The way things ought to be" by well known human brain programmer Rush Limbaugh. It's a good thing we have someone like him around to keep people's thinking where it needs to be. I think I'm supposed to say megadittos Rush or something to that effect right about now. Starts the programming process.