I really should have just kept updating the "daily crock of bullshit badbeat sbr deals out" thread, but it would have just been a daily waste of five minutes, of me whining and bitching about yet another fckin 80-20 dog sucking out, aces cracked, etc. etc. etc. (plus i'm too lazy to go find the mother fcking thread)
But, after about five straight additional days of this horseshit that sbr has the ballz to represent as "random" poker, I can't stop myself..... throw me a fckin box of tampons, please, grab a brew, and hear me out..... each of these from the "sbr bullshit daily crock of shit lose your shit trnys" and the weekend "hi roller horseshit trnys" over the past consecutive days.....
today, my ak has the stupidity to call two preflop shoves in front of me..... I know if I call, I'm gonna lose no matter what, but morbid curiosity gets the best of me...... turn em up..... jacks and kq are my opponents. I know every one of u mother fckers already knows which hand is gonna win..... it's "piece of shit sbr poker," so it's obvious mother fckin kq is the dominant hand under sbr's theory of having a "randomizer" in effect. yah... fckin right..... kq wins with a pair of q's!
day before, shog rau and his "running hotter than a mother fcker" status on sbr know's his ace nine has to be good on sbr's bullshit agenda, so he tosses it all in preflop with that shit in middle position (clearly a great move by sbr's best poker player)..... my ak on the button usually looks stout in any REAL POKER trny against his bs ace rag holding, but,,,,, remember,.... this is BULLSHIT SBR..... so of course I, again out of morbid curiosity on how i will lose against a hand I know will be far inferior to mine upon flippin em over, call....... a9 v ak..... all of you know who wins this fckin hand..... not me..... out again....
day before that.... ah yoiu know what ..... fck it, same ol story, etc etc etc..... another 80-20 fckstick dog beats me out..... same thing the day before that, and before that......
penetrate SBR AND ITS FCKING P O S POKER PROGRAM...... HAHAHAHAHAH..... GOTTA LOVE IT..... BITCHING ABOUT PENNY penetrating POKER AND PIZZA COUPONS! I feel better now after ranting, ie, whining, ie, crying like a little boy bitch.... hand me a fckin tampon..... and a brew!
G L ALL!!!!
with all sincerity and a big bloody gaping vagina, and much love,
AD