[Auto Donk]

ah yes, to whoever questioned my stats yesterday on the total bullshit that sbr deals out.... today I shove with jj only to get called by ace rag.... flop a set, along with kq, turn's a blank, and of course a ten on the river..... good ol bs sbr...... over 96 percent now.... f'n wonderful bullshit u got goin on here, sbr! I'll update on this thread tomorrow for yet another version of sbr anally rapes its members with bad beats galore! can't wait to see what kind of total horseshit I get knocked out with tomorrow!!!!!

[Winsalot]

Lol

[4uk4life]

Can file a report here:

[Triple_D_Bet]

I feel your pain AD...I got one outted like 50% of the time yesterday while betting Heads on a coinflip....had to have been rigged!!!1!

[Auto Donk]

Can file a report here:

wrong form, fuforlife.... need the damn deportation form for Jackie "Blew"..... she's running these bad beats, so Im gonna send her back to the Tijuana Brothel from which she obviously came...... please be so kind as to post ICE Form I-246 (12/10) so I can register my complaint against her and sbr (for hiring her wetbck arse) with the INS. Thank you so much for your prompt consideration.

[4uk4life]

That's the only form I was given. I've filled it out a few times with no luck. Sorry I don't do other forms

[Koldazzice]

yeah I'm having a tough time having the best hand hold up lately as well.

your a good player, it will turn around

[greenhippo]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****Hand ID 3988800$0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:48:00 04/02/2014 ETTable 'Table 52104', 10 seats max, Real moneySeat 2 is the button. Small Blind $100, Big Blind $200Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10Seat 1 (playing) : jose21_us, amount $5585, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 2 (playing) : the_situation, amount $4600, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 3 (playing) : San2c, amount $2160, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 5 (playing) : greenhippo, amount $1680, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 6 (playing) : thechaoz, amount $1385, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 9 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $3005, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 10 (playing) : stuler, amount $2150, amount bet $0, penalty (None)San2c: Small Blind ($100)greenhippo: Big Blind ($200)** Dealing Down Cards **Dealt to greenhippo: [Th, Qs]thechaoz: Foldmikejamm: Foldstuler: Foldjose21_us: Foldthe_situation: Raise ($600)San2c: Foldgreenhippo: Call [btn] ($400)** Dealing Flop **Community cards: [6d, 2d, Ts]greenhippo: Bet [btn] ($1080)the_situation: Call ($1080)the_situation: Show Cards ($0)greenhippo: Show Cards ($0)** Dealing Turn **Community cards: [5d]** Dealing River **Community cards: [Ks]** End Round **** Evaluate **greenhippo: Show Cards ($0)the_situation: Show Cards ($0)** Showdown **Main pot $3460, Rake $0Summary the_situation: bet $1680, won $3460, net $1780, HoleCards [3h, 4d], HiHand [a straight, two to six] [6d, 5d, 4d, 3h, 2d], won $3460 from main potSummary greenhippo: bet $1680, won $0, net $-1680

----------------Raised 3-4 off and called all in with a gutshot. Can't fault the guy, 4 high and a gutshot are raising hands here.

[brooks85]

ah yes, to whoever questioned my stats yesterday on the total bullshit that sbr deals out.... today I shove with jj only to get called by ace rag.... flop a set, along with kq, turn's a blank, and of course a ten on the river..... good ol bs sbr...... over 96 percent now.... f'n wonderful bullshit u got goin on here, sbr! I'll update on this thread tomorrow for yet another version of sbr anally rapes its members with bad beats galore! can't wait to see what kind of total horseshit I get knocked out with tomorrow!!!!!

maybe try learning a new skill in life besides SBR poker.

[greenhippo]

tkim literally choking on c0ck here and rivers me three straight hands playing like an embarrassment.

[TheMoneyShot]

Nothing compares to having QQ and your opponent has AK and 99% of the time your opponent wins with an A or K on flop, turn, or river. I think I've seen it once when QQ beat AK. It's all Lou's fault I tell you. He sits and laughs at us behind closed doors.

[greenhippo]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****Hand ID 4004939$1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 01:11:00 10/02/2014 ETTable 'Ambition', 10 seats max, Real moneySeat 6 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10Seat 1 (joined) : greenhippo, amount $85.53, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 2 (joined) : jtoler, amount $360.16, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 3 (joined) : sinmiedo, amount $239.31, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 5 (joined) : untied, amount $512.79, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 6 (joined) : thechaoz, amount $197, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 7 (joined) : gauchojake, amount $495.60, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 8 (joined) : xxx, amount $149.65, amount bet $0, penalty (None)gauchojake: Small Blind ($1)xxx: Big Blind ($2)** Dealing Down Cards **Dealt to greenhippo: [Kd, Ks]greenhippo: Call [btn] ($2)jtoler: Raise ($6)sinmiedo: Call ($6)untied: Call ($6)thechaoz: Foldgauchojake: Call ($5)xxx: Call ($4)greenhippo: Raise [btn] ($85.53)jtoler: Foldsinmiedo: Folduntied: Foldgauchojake: Call ($79.53)xxx: Foldgreenhippo: Show Cards ($0)gauchojake: Show Cards ($0)** Dealing Flop **Community cards: [3h, 3d, 6d]** Dealing Turn **Community cards: [Ts]** Dealing River **Community cards: [9h]** End Round **** Evaluate **gauchojake: Show Cards ($0)greenhippo: Show Cards ($0)** Showdown **Main pot $192.06, Rake $3Summary greenhippo: bet $87.53, won $0, net $-87.53Summary gauchojake: bet $85.53, won $192.06, net $106.53, HoleCards [7s, 8c], HiHand [a straight, six to ten] [Ts, 9h, 8c, 7s, 6d], won $192.06 from main pot

--------------Can't even get mad anymore, when 100% of the time you go all in preflop to get called by a hand like that and lose, just have to roll with the punches. I won 2 hands in about 2 hours of play, and I saw about 4 dozen flops.

[mikejamm]

Yep doesn't mean shit to play smart here, flop a set, some nit will river str8 you. You hit a str8, rest assured, a boat is coming to fuk'in sink you! Yeah those pocket AA looked pretty damn good when I shoved all in pre flop, right up until some newbie non pro asshole calls with 7, 8 off and the flop comes 7, 8, 2, doesn't matter what comes after that, because according the the shitty SBR poker software philosophy, your AA is fuk'ed every time.

Thought my luck was chang'in, got a couple of 10th and 12 place finishes, big fuk'in wow compared to mike tizzy who can't seem to do no worse than 1st or 2nd, yep he's living the sbr wet fuk'in c u m dream. Head on over to rollover to see if I can make shit outta peanuts and watch my lucky str8 get run the fuk over by a flush. But hey it's gett'in better now, got trips this time on shitty board, but of course the same guy turns over a couple of clubs, to go with the one showing, turn is a club and guess what the river is? Yeah back to back nuts, because that happens so fuk'in often in real poker.

Same shitty software, they'll never change or improve it, despite recommendations and how blatantly it runs, favors big stacks and provides stellar fuk'in hole cards to who ever they decide to fuk'in pick to win that day, which for the most part is the new guy who just signed up or some sap poster who's in the fuk'in hole with loans or lost a shit load of points at the rigged casino. It's the fuk'in joke that's on us, we, who end up with the occasional crumb of a finish and no better than the shit they pulled fuk'in lulling players into a sense that Bet Islands was a "reputable" book, then ass fuk'in everyone out of their hard earned cash.

[Optional]

Maintain the rage Mike

[stevenash]

Nothing compares to having QQ and your opponent has AK and 99% of the time your opponent wins with an A or K on flop, turn, or river. I think I've seen it once when QQ beat AK. It's all Lou's fault I tell you. He sits and laughs at us behind closed doors.

Like Lou has nothing better to do in real life.
Some of you guys take a free poker game on a website way to seriously

[Spagnolol]

Like Lou has nothing better to do in real life.
Some of you guys take a free poker game on a website way to seriously

Isn't it more fun for everyone if they take it seriously? I mean, its not fun playing against people who doesn't care about anything imo

[mikejamm]

Maintain the rage Mike

Will do Opti! That and a few shots of bourbon, cheers mate!Fuk'in ass reaming SBR poker! Fuk'in joke software! Oh and thanks once again Sbr for those pretty fuk'in pocket AA, but I'm sure the guy who called me is much happier since his KK tuned into trips on the river! Straight up your fuk'in ass SBR, shove your worthless bullshit fuk'in crap software right up your ass! Never catch a break at this shit hole, never!

[JAKEPEAVY21]

ill join the crying party since I'm running so cold here are my last 3 tourney results here:

-allin preflop with AA vs KK..K river gg

-KQ off guy min raises, I call..flop K high, he bets minimum, I call...turn K he shoves allin over 4k i snapcall, he shows AA...river A gg

-inthemoney min raises, i reraise with KK flop KQ2 with 2 spades he shoves, I snap he shows AK with a spade..turn spade, river spade gg

[Mitchell88]

I just got screwed and saw donk catch a bunch of times he better post about that

[stevenash]

I just got screwed and saw donk catch a bunch of times he better post about that

He won't

[Auto Donk]

[QUOTE=stevenash;21134048]He won't[/QUOTE
as usual, nasty, ur fckin clueless.... I caught about three suckout hands.... took shograu out , his aq v my kq I think, flopped k, and then my jten doubed up through ak when I flopped a fckn jack, and I think I had aj v ak and hit the jack, and then a strt on the riv suckout.... if I forgot any, feel free to bring em up. then, dumbass, ask benny big nuts why I managed to do so..... HINT: I BLEW 800 PTS ON SBR'S RIGGED SLOTS LAST NIGHT, HAD TO BORROW THE BUYIN..... when u donk off ur pts in their rigged casino and break urself, u suddenly get to do the sucking out.......

[mikejamm]

That casino is a fuk'in joke too man! Don't risk it! Biggest fuk'in rip off on here, that and thinking your pocket AA's are gonna hold up.

So I was actually running fairly decent last night and of course I get reseated into a big blind after I just got out of one, thanks assholes! My cards immediately turn to shit and I can't even bluff my way into a fuk'in hand!

This is yet another fuk'in ploy to this shitty ass software, there was no need to re-seat me, the tables were not consolidating down and I was the only one moved.

Rest assured, if you're moved and the table you left stays active, you're certainly gonna be fuk'ed. Up against chip stacks 2 and 3 to 1 against mine and gett'in the shittiest starting hands every god damn orbit! If the blinds don't get you the large stack will! Shove your fuk'in joke ass kiddie poker up your fuk'in ass SBR!

[ShogunRua]

and of course I get reseated into a big blind after I just got out of one, thanks assholes!

I hate when that happens, especially when the blinds are 20% of my stack. It works both ways though, last night they moved me right after being UTG to the button. I had to sit out the first hand, but still it basically completely skipped my blinds.

[greenhippo]

Just happened, at 1500 in chips, blinds 100/200. During my small blind a guy gets busted and I'm resat to a new table where the big blind is directly to my right. Lost 600 in 4 hands without seeing a flop lol

[greenhippo]

Just a terrible day, played for 3 hours, did not get aces of kings once the entire day. New guy sits down, gets aces on his 5th hand and crushes my AK. The way it should go I guess.

[mikejamm]

Stupid fuk'in reseating bullshit! It never "works" the other fuk'in way for me, I'm either in it or it's fuk'in coming around to me next after being reseated. Another fuk'in joke when your stack is low and they reseat you into big blinds that eat up what the fuk you have left.

[RudyRuetigger]

mike are you one of those people that seem to think life is just against them?

mike i can help

mike grab a 6pak

[coolhandboe]

It is poker.

[sweep]

...

[tatddy]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4025469
$2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 19:29:00 17/02/2014 ET
Table 'Burn Ban', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 1 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : zacharyj53, amount $504.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : tatddy, amount $660, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
zacharyj53: Small Blind ($2)
tatddy: Big Blind ($4)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to tatddy: [Qs, Kh]
zacharyj53: Raise ($22)
tatddy: Call [btn] ($18)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [2s, Qh, Js]
tatddy: Check [btn] ($0)
zacharyj53: Bet ($45)
tatddy: Raise [btn] ($90)
zacharyj53: Call ($45)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [8h]
tatddy: Bet [btn] ($120)
zacharyj53: Raise ($392.30)
tatddy: Call [btn] ($272.30)
zacharyj53: Show Cards ($0)
tatddy: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [3s]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
tatddy: Show Cards ($0)
zacharyj53: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1007.60, Rake $1
Summary zacharyj53: bet $506.30, won $1007.60, net $501.30, HoleCards [4s, Ks], HiHand [a flush, king high] [Ks, Js, 4s, 3s, 2s], won $1007.60 from main pot
Summary tatddy: bet $504.30, won $0, net $-504.30, HoleCards [Qs, Kh]

[PyreLight]

I'm sure you've never sucked out on any one.....cry baby douche

[tatddy]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4031328
$2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 18:45:17 19/02/2014 ET
Table 'Burn Ban', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 8 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : bavaria9, amount $276.10, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : tatddy, amount $391.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : sportsfun, amount $156, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : TheGiant, amount $325.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : birdman557, amount $824.55, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
bavaria9: Small Blind ($2)
tatddy: Big Blind ($4)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to tatddy: [Kc, Kd]
sportsfun: Fold
TheGiant: Raise ($10)
birdman557: Call ($10)
bavaria9: Call ($8)
tatddy: Raise [btn] ($51)
TheGiant: Fold
birdman557: Call ($41)
bavaria9: Fold
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Jd, 4h, 3h]
tatddy: Bet [btn] ($99.99)
birdman557: Call ($99.99)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [6s]
tatddy: Bet [btn] ($240.51)
birdman557: Call ($240.51)
tatddy: Show Cards ($0)
birdman557: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [9d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
tatddy: Show Cards ($0)
birdman557: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $801, Rake $2
Summary tatddy: bet $395.50, won $0, net $-395.50
Summary birdman557: bet $391.50, won $801, net $409.50, HoleCards [9c, 9h], HiHand [three of a kind, nines] [9h, 9d, 9c, Jd, 6s], won $801 from main pot

[Birdman557]

stop crying

[tatddy]

stop crying

You should have bet the 2 games I gave you in poker chat. Easy winners. Nice call with Chicago.

I'm don't really care about the shit poker beat. That why I made fun of myself with the crying emoticon. Just fun to see em. I'll start posting when I bad beat someone.

[Optional]

Here's one that went my way today.

9 on the river gives low hand the win.


***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 4033990 $0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 11:18:00 20/02/2014 ET Table 'Table 52455', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $300, Big Blind $600 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 2 (playing) : stuler, amount $10306.98, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 3 (playing) : tunaguitar76, amount $4547.99, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $7753, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 5 (playing) : Optional, amount $2528, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (playing) : frankzig, amount $2454.02, amount bet $0, penalty (None) stuler: Small Blind ($300) tunaguitar76: Big Blind ($600) ** Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to Optional: [Ac, 9h] BiTeMeUsAdOj: Fold Optional: Raise [btn] ($2478) frankzig: Call ($2404.02) stuler: Fold tunaguitar76: Call ($1878) tunaguitar76: Show Cards ($0) Optional: Show Cards ($0) frankzig: Show Cards ($0) ** Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [8d, 7h, Qs] ** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [4s] ** Dealing River ** Community cards: [9c] ** End Round ** ** Evaluate ** tunaguitar76: Show Cards ($0) Optional: Show Cards ($0) frankzig: Show Cards ($0)

** Showdown **
Main pot $7762.06, Rake $0 Side pot #1 $147.96, Rake $0
Summary tunaguitar76: bet $2478, won $0, net $-2478, HoleCards [As, Js]
Summary Optional: bet $2478, won $7910.02, net $5432.02, HoleCards [Ac, 9h], HiHand [a pair of nines] [9h, 9c, Ac, Qs, 8d], won $7762.06 from main pot, won $147.96 from side pot #1
Summary frankzig: bet $2404.02, won $0, net $-2404.02, HoleCards [Ad, 10c]