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    greenhippo
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    Who is this Augustus retard?

    Took this guy for hundreds the past week, everytime she loses a hand she starts going all in every hand. Never see her post either, retard or just doesn't know English?

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    Also, I see they are on just about every hour of the day and plays constantly, but doesn't rank in the top 150? The fukk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Took this guy for hundreds the past week, everytime she loses a hand she starts going all in every hand. Never see her post either, retard or just doesn't know English?
    How did you determine female gender?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    How did you determine female gender?
    Not sure how Hippo did nor am I am sure Augustus is a she -- not that it matters -- but I thought I saw Team World refer to Augustus as "her" in their team thread.

    But nonetheless, if someone is giving you action and in your opinion is also playing poorly, there's no reason to tap on the fish tank, eh, Hippo?
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    I suspect she does not have the chat active.

    Some ladies might enjoy poker more without the boy talk ;-)
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    Caesar is a long time respected member of Team World. Loves to go for the straight and the flush draw.
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    Chick on the tables now embarrassing herself.

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    Is Augustus HOT? That's what we should be talking about.
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    probably not, but from what I saw, nebunal is damn hot

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    but why call out players you think are bad?

    do you want them to practice so they will be better next time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    there's no reason to tap on the fish tank, eh, Hippo?
    It was called a more subtle "don't tap the glass" in my day. Need to get you a book of puns. Make like a tree and gtfo.

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    Plays crazy and constantly gets rewarded by SBR

    In the tourneys and table games, constant suckouts and shit hands getting there

    Here's the latest:


    ***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 4332068 $0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:14:00 20/06/2014 ET Table 'Table 54932', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 4 is the button. Small Blind $0, Big Blind $30 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 1 (joined) : Augustus, amount $2410, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 2 (joined) : shane, amount $1395, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 3 (joined) : katstale, amount $3000, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (joined) : thecentaur, amount $1375, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (joined) : zwoeins_eur, amount $1420, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (joined) : OldSchoolGambler, amount $3580, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 8 (joined) : JorgeSilva, amount $1440, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 9 (joined) : joevig, amount $3980, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 10 (joined) : Triple_D_Bet, amount $1400, amount bet $0, penalty (None) zwoeins_eur: Big Blind ($30) ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to thecentaur: [Ah, Qh]
    OldSchoolGambler: Fold
    JorgeSilva: Call ($30)
    joevig: Call ($30)
    Triple_D_Bet: Fold
    Augustus: Call ($30)
    shane: Fold
    katstale: Fold
    thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($180)
    zwoeins_eur: Fold
    JorgeSilva: Fold
    joevig: Fold
    Augustus: Call ($150)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [6s, Ad, 7d]
    Augustus: Check ($0)
    thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($180)
    Augustus: Call ($180)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [5s]
    Augustus: Check ($0)
    thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($1015)
    Augustus: Call ($1015)
    Augustus: Show Cards ($0) thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Td]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    Augustus: Show Cards ($0) thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $2840, Rake $0
    Summary Augustus: bet $1375, won $2840, net $1465, HoleCards [Th, As], HiHand [two pairs, aces and tens] [As, Ad, Th, Td, 7d], won $2840 from main pot
    Summary thecentaur: bet $1375, won $0, net $-1375

    1 cash in about 3 weeks for me. Did I forget how to play poker or are these tourneys filling up with newbies we've never seen and suckout plants?
    Last edited by TheCentaur; 06-20-14 at 09:31 AM.

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    Augustus is anything but new, and plays pretty consistent style...shit happens man

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Plays crazy and constantly gets rewarded by SBR

    In the tourneys and table games, constant suckouts and shit hands getting there

    Here's the latest: *snip HH*
    If you don't love Augustus sitting at your poker table, then to borrow from daner: "You need to quit poker and take up fishing." *

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    1 cash in about 3 weeks for me. Did I forget how to play poker or are these tourneys filling up with newbies we've never seen and suckout plants?
    ... good one, jammer!


    *(Augustus seems like a fine, pleasant woman. Wish we could verify if she's hot or not)
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    Yes, Augustus is a nice lady. Not much of a suckout even though it was a dangerous all in to call you on, just a bad river for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProlificalD View Post
    Yes, Augustus is a nice lady. Not much of a suckout even though it was a dangerous all in to call you on, just a bad river for you.
    Who told you that I'm a lady? I am a 50+ old man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Plays crazy and constantly gets rewarded by SBR

    In the tourneys and table games, constant suckouts and shit hands getting there

    Here's the latest:


    ***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 4332068 $0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:14:00 20/06/2014 ET Table 'Table 54932', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 4 is the button. Small Blind $0, Big Blind $30 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 1 (joined) : Augustus, amount $2410, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 2 (joined) : shane, amount $1395, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 3 (joined) : katstale, amount $3000, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (joined) : thecentaur, amount $1375, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (joined) : zwoeins_eur, amount $1420, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (joined) : OldSchoolGambler, amount $3580, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 8 (joined) : JorgeSilva, amount $1440, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 9 (joined) : joevig, amount $3980, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 10 (joined) : Triple_D_Bet, amount $1400, amount bet $0, penalty (None) zwoeins_eur: Big Blind ($30) ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to thecentaur: [Ah, Qh]
    OldSchoolGambler: Fold
    JorgeSilva: Call ($30)
    joevig: Call ($30)
    Triple_D_Bet: Fold
    Augustus: Call ($30)
    shane: Fold
    katstale: Fold
    thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($180)
    zwoeins_eur: Fold
    JorgeSilva: Fold
    joevig: Fold
    Augustus: Call ($150)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [6s, Ad, 7d]
    Augustus: Check ($0)
    thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($180)
    Augustus: Call ($180)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [5s]
    Augustus: Check ($0)
    thecentaur: Bet [btn] ($1015)
    Augustus: Call ($1015)
    Augustus: Show Cards ($0) thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Td]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    Augustus: Show Cards ($0) thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $2840, Rake $0
    Summary Augustus: bet $1375, won $2840, net $1465, HoleCards [Th, As], HiHand [two pairs, aces and tens] [As, Ad, Th, Td, 7d], won $2840 from main pot
    Summary thecentaur: bet $1375, won $0, net $-1375

    1 cash in about 3 weeks for me. Did I forget how to play poker or are these tourneys filling up with newbies we've never seen and suckout plants?

    You had a pair of ace, I had a pair of ace too. You behaved like an idiot that went all in with merely a pair, I called and won. Accept it, nothing to complain. This was just a game and we were not playing with real money.
    Last edited by Augustus; 07-05-14 at 05:31 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Augustus View Post
    You had a pair of ace, I had a pair of ace too. You behaved like an idiot that went all in with merely a pair, I called and won sucked out. Accept it, nothing to complain. This was just a game and we were not playing with real money.


    If I am an idiot for going all in, what does that make you since you called and were way behind with one card to come?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post


    If I am an idiot for going all in, what does that make you since you called and were way behind with one card to come?
    Centy, take it easy on Augustus.

    downsouth swears she's pretty damn hot for a 57yr old man

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post


    If I am an idiot for going all in, what does that make you since you called and were way behind with one card to come?
    You had A, Q, I had A, 10, and the community cards showed 6, A and 7. You raised and why should I fold? I did not know what you had, and you might be trying to bluff with some garbage cards like a lot of players here. If the cards were not shown, how did I know that you had a pair of A with a Q kicker? You liked all in, my mood was not bad at that moment so I played with you. The river card was in my favor and I won.

    It was just a game. Only suckers like you will spit and shit all over the place after the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Augustus View Post
    You had A, Q, I had A, 10, and the community cards showed 6, A and 7. You raised and why should I fold? I did not know what you had, and you might be trying to bluff with some garbage cards like a lot of players here. If the cards were not shown, how did I know that you had a pair of A with a Q kicker? You liked all in, my mood was not bad at that moment so I played with you. The river card was in my favor and I won.

    It was just a game. Only suckers like you will spit and shit all over the place after the game.


    Maybe you could contribute a chapter to the next big poker book

    It could be titled, "Controlling cards with your mood:The basics of mysticism and the river card"

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    Till now, you still can not understand. We are playing with something that worth nothing. Losing a game like that means nothing to me, so I pk with you. I did not know you had A, Q. I was thinking that that you were trying to bluff. If I lost I just left the table, losing nothing else.

    Frankly speaking, I never expect suckers like you will spit and shit all over the place after losing a meaningless game like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Augustus View Post
    Till now, you still can not understand. We are playing with something that worth nothing. Losing a game like that means nothing to me, so I pk with you. I did not know you had A, Q. I was thinking that that you were trying to bluff. If I lost I just left the table, losing nothing else.

    Frankly speaking, I never expect suckers like you will spit and shit all over the place after losing a meaningless game like that.
    I wasn't planning on spitting and shitting but the hand had just happened and then I saw this thread

    No big deal pal/gal GL

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