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    konck
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    So im playing poker in sbr......

    Theres a new player im ducking because he miracles about every hand he is in. Watched him last night and today. So I send him a PM and get this reply.....The following errors occurred with your submission

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    Konker don't worry about it

    Lets talk about your love life and capping

    This is not your concern pal

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    Really

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    hey kock how many times have you had your colon cleansed so far ?
    and i mean medically

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    Dead as a Hammer.

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    Ok well im probably gonna bet Denver a little tonight Yanks today small and bet against Brocks Rubber Band play huge sat. Since I moved to florida I have turned to Latin women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    hey kock how many times have you had your colon cleansed so far ?
    and i mean medically
    Are you counting the time you did it with your tongue Mostafa????

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    My usual exit 3 flat calls for 300 I all in AJ an QJ calls lol flop a 4 k turn 8 river 10 hahhahhaha I still think its funny though gg smc

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Are you counting the time you did it with your tongue Mostafa????
    nah you old bitch im not counting the times small nutz and yur ladyboy wife have done it. actually with smallnutz its probably the other way around cuz yur his bitch.

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    hey kock how many pills do you take a day to stay alive ? what time do you eat dinner ? 4:30-5pm ?
    just curious ya old fart not making fun of ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    nah you old bitch im not counting the times small nutz and yur ladyboy wife have done it. actually with smallnutz its probably the other way around cuz yur his bitch.
    Man your such a mad little fat fuk since that bus load of white guys kept popping the ruby out of your ex's head lol
    Last edited by konck; 09-05-13 at 11:21 AM.

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    Thanks Rudy I guess I left out the space between auto and donk lol still this guy is fishy as hell 3 days he has about 700 in pts big win last night another today lol....just saying maybe he will be the next studmlb55

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Mad your such a mad little fat penetrate since that bus load of white guys kept popping the ruby out of your ex's head lol
    did the same to yur now deceased mom / she couldnt walk for a week.
    and nah sorry you old bitch , no guys get near my girl . yur ass, on the other hand , has been open for business the past 40 years.

    now stfu before i come down to florida and take away your insulin.

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    konck might be on smthng here...this guy got me twice today like he knew my cards from the get go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    konck might be on smthng here...this guy got me twice today like he knew my cards from the get go
    He got a lot of miracles thats all im saying I was lb aq he raises the button I fold BB all ins bb aj he had a7 all low cards hit 7 river stuff like that my AQ was beat to if I dont duck there. But i had like 4 folds where im ahead and would have lost....again just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    did the same to yur now deceased mom / she couldnt walk for a week.
    and nah sorry you old bitch , no guys get near my girl . yur ass, on the other hand , has been open for business the past 40 years.

    now stfu before i come down to florida and take away your insulin.
    LOL I wish you would come here i would shove a cuban sand down your throat

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    LOL I wish you would come here i would shove a cuban sand down your throat
    golden oldie you dont want nothing to do with me seriously .. ill shove that walking cane so far up yur ass that bacteria ridden mets baseball cap will pop off.

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    Konker just bear with us
    Tech glitches

    Your making a big deal out of nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    golden oldie you dont want nothing to do with me seriously .. ill shove that walking cane so far up yur ass that bacteria ridden mets baseball cap will pop off.
    Man its like your dreaming or have that 7-11 rage you guys get

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Konker just bear with us
    Tech glitches

    Your making a big deal out of nothing
    Im done JJ I see I hit a nerve....dont want the ghost to attack

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    well at least he knows he's a donk.

    but pretty impressive if he borrowed 8 points couple days ago and built it up to over 600.

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Man its like your dreaming or have that 7-11 rage you guys get
    im done hassling the elderly. its like teasing a 5 year old. have a good life kock, or whats left of it . probably a brown dothead going to be the one that operates on your ignorant racist ass and saves yur life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    im done hassling the elderly. its like teasing a 5 year old. have a good life kock, or whats left of it . probably a brown dothead going to be the one that operates on your ignorant racist ass and saves yur life
    Bye Ghandi post a picture of yourself some day give us all a laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Bye Ghandi post a picture of yourself some day give us all a laugh
    60 years on this earth and you cant spell the name of one of the greatest civil rights leaders of all time . you are a fukkin joke. here you dipshit http://www.markshep.com/peace/Spell.htmland that man has accomplished more then 20 generations of yur inbred family ever will.


    i already made a video. i dont take photos of myself 2 inches from the webcam to make myself larger then i really am, and even then you were a joke. fukkin midget arms and potbellied ass.
    Last edited by Wulfman14; 09-05-13 at 11:26 AM.

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    Gandhi is spelled “Gandhi.” G-a-n-d-h-i......Ok now get lost you little fat fukin Ghandi

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    little? fat? whatever you say 60 year old tough guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    im done hassling the elderly. its like teasing a 5 year old. have a good life kock, or whats left of it . probably a brown dothead going to be the one that operates on your ignorant racist ass and saves yur life
    Guess the little fat fuk didnt mean this....Oh well at least im not loaning him ptsAnd yes 5'7'' 235 is a little fat fuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Im done JJ I see I hit a nerve....dont want the ghost to attack
    Konker lets move on

    I would hate to see you "marked"

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    LOL i would shove a cuban sand down your throat
    What is "a cuban sand"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    What is "a cuban sand"?
    probably some slang used in the 60s

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Guess the little fat fuk didnt mean this....Oh well at least im not loaning him ptsAnd yes 5'7'' 235 is a little fat fuk
    not 5'7 and not 235 lbs. more lies coming out of the *** dumpster's mouth. not even gonna respond to the loaning points part cuz yur such a dumb fuk if you dont know how i handled that.

    now hurry up matlock starts in 2 minutes . yur grandkids can explain what the crime was and how it was solved dikhead

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Konker lets move on

    I would hate to see you "marked"
    You Dik

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    Quote Originally Posted by wulfman14 View Post
    not 5'7 and not 235 lbs. More lies coming out of the *** dumpster's mouth. Not even gonna respond to the loaning points part cuz yur such a dumb fuk if you dont know how i handled that.

    Now hurry up matlock starts in 2 minutes . Yur grandkids can explain what the crime was and how it was solved dikhead
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