[tacomax]

Yesterday a report in the Lancet suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologise when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

[Willie Bee]

I'd like to also add that, despite the negative points made about beer in this study, it's a proven fact that man can exist for months at a time consuming nothing but Guinness and bananas, all which reminds me that it's time for my mid-morning snack.

[picantel]

so you are saying if I stop drinking all of those keggers I can someday remove my man bra? yes there is hope

[BeatPete]

i was worried for a moment with that thread title